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MeTa post: MeFi and antisemitism
Speaking of sunken booty, does this cell make Paris Hilton look Jewish?
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:37 AM on May 18, 2007
I want to relieve.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 11:45 AM on May 29, 2007

MeTa post: Double post on AskMeFi, in a row?
All chaps are assless.

I'm Suzy Chapstick!
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 7:28 AM on February 26, 2007

MeTa post: There are 658 days between now and the 2008...
... Please save us, mathowie. You are our only hope.

dios, with the same passion for the good of site with which you made your request, may I make one of you? ... Please have some faith that MetaFilter is capable of governing itself without constant input from you on what you deem postworthy? You do it a lot.

I personally consider all such remarks, no matter who posts them, to be noise when they occur... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:26 PM on January 16, 2007

MeTa post: Please bring back the img tag....
FREE IMG!!

(That said, on a somewhat related note, even I've become annoyed at people supporting/disparaging the tag in unrelated threads.)
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:59 AM on November 16, 2006
Futurama sucked horse cock.

I think that was only Bender. Something about 80proof equine jizz.

But back to the boobies. Yeah, they are kind of silly, though not nearly as much as cock.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 10:43 AM on November 16, 2006
Matt has said, several times, "the images aren't coming back"

Somehow I missed this. My impression was that he said it was temporary (though his comment above seems to confirm it's gone for goodish). Well, I'm glad it's settled at least. Enjoy yourself, crunchland, stavros, et al.

Perhaps the "meantime" on the front page sidebar note about this should be struck.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 12:18 PM on November 16, 2006
This is not the same site I joined.

Me neither.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 12:47 PM on November 16, 2006
mock is god.

why, despite Matt explaining himself last week, and the week before,

Got any links for these? I was off the intarwebs last week, but think I would have seen the one the week before.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:31 PM on November 16, 2006
Dude, ... fuck you.

No, you hadn't commented in this thread. You've just been bitching about images for years. You're going to try and deny that? You're going to pull out "fuck you" at the mere mention of your name? And then call me a whiner?

Fuck it. This place used to be about free exhange. Now just its rule after fucking rule, and a bunch people calling each other douchebag.

*vacations*
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:25 PM on November 16, 2006
stavros, I wasn't aware of that thread. It does change things a bit.

crunchland, that's swell for you.

Toodles, all.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 8:07 PM on November 16, 2006

MeTa post: 1, 2, 3, 4 are not answering the question....
I think the "this might not be as big a deal as you think" vibe is covered already.

Both the answers you cite come after paulsc's answer.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:45 AM on November 15, 2006
It is pretty clearly implied that sex is the issue. She's not worried about her period starting during the visit because they will be holding hands in the park. And if you wish to give anonymous credit for being smart, you can't say that implication is by accident. Therefore "this might not be as big a deal as you think" is a valid answer to the question. Probably a better answer even than whatever voodoo someone comes up to predict the day it's going to start.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 10:14 AM on November 15, 2006
the responder has absolutely no firsthand knowledge of the matter at hand.

Guys don't have firsthand knowledge of whether they are squicked out by fucking a bloddy pussy?
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 10:22 AM on November 15, 2006
occhiblu, so you are denying my assertion that the sex question was implied and therefore subject to answer? If so, fine. You probably have a better understanding of the rules of answering in AskMe than I (as I don't read/participate there much). I ,do know however, that the rules seem to get more restrictive every time I read MetaTalk, and I don't think we want to get to a place where we are stuck in a strict literalism in reading questions.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 11:24 AM on November 15, 2006
Ok, it seems the scope of our comments are different, occhiblu, mine being more narrowly focused. I can see and appreciate your point about how such behavior is annoying in general.

I guess, though, I don't see where anyone made the assumption that no one else would have spoken about the sex aspect. I just don't think it would be fair to axe the first raising of the particular point because 'more qualified' people (in this case people without a pecker) made the same... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:28 PM on November 15, 2006
Maybe if you stopped thinking of it as a battle, you could atually get through a discussion without any fuck yous or you sucks.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 4:51 AM on November 16, 2006
To what else could you have been referring, TPS? What makes you think I can't read?
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 12:52 PM on November 16, 2006
Ah, looking back I see I misquoted you. It was "fuck off" not "fuck you". My bad. No wonder you think I'm a retard.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:19 PM on November 16, 2006

MeTa post: 57-Chevy-with-a-double-headlight-kit-Filter. Why,...
Um, what?

Run your spyware killer.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:28 AM on November 16, 2006

MeTa post: "You know, the thing I really can't stand...
I wish the konolia back-and-forth would just stop already. I'm looking at you, jonmc. Can't we just get back to reaming Haggard please?
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:35 AM on November 3, 2006

MeTa post: Is there a ranking somewhere of who has had the...
I'M RANK
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:36 PM on November 2, 2006

MeTa post: The way that this question is phrased is boorish...
Little known fact: tubgirl got her start on the ping pong circuit.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:11 AM on November 1, 2006
Could a sufficiently large stripper propel a midget from her vagina?

Attack of the 50ft. Woman (NSFW)
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 11:12 AM on November 1, 2006
IIHAA that is my new favorite blog. I don't think I would have found this anyplace else.

Glad you like it (as I'm on that blog's blogroll which is some sorta degrees of jessamyn bacon) but actually you wouldn't have to go far to find that video.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:26 PM on November 1, 2006

MeTa post: I am wondering about the use of radio buttons vs....
both siblings and children.

I guess this proves meatbomb is a motherfucker.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:36 AM on November 1, 2006

MeTa post: The word 'others' on the 'saved as favorites'...
Yeah, we douchebags have every reason to be whiney. This burrito bursted my tiny hiney.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:24 PM on October 31, 2006
Please avoid sending me Word or Others attachments.
Please send as universally readable burritos.

posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 8:02 PM on October 31, 2006
On this page, there's a link that reads "See more of your contacts' favorite comments" that actually links to mathowie's contacts' favorites.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 8:53 AM on November 1, 2006

MeTa post: 13,000! Happy six and a half years of griping,...
pendantic indication that early AskMe ate many a MeTa thread id.
posted by Granpappy's Bucket at 5:30 AM on November 1



HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SWEETUMS! I WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT YOU!
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 5:46 AM on November 1, 2006

MeTa post: how about mefi personals? (question asked...
1) Tabs
2) Tang
3) ...
4) PepsiBlue!
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 10:54 AM on October 31, 2006

MeTa post: For Halloween, which Despot would you be?...
I can still smell the sulphur.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 7:52 AM on October 31, 2006

MeTa post: Shouldn't Matt and Jess be the ones who decide...
I predicted my whole life.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 11:07 AM on October 26, 2006
cribcage has a point. Those people should wear star or something.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 11:55 AM on October 26, 2006
Liar.

Maybe straight is what came over him.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 5:44 AM on October 27, 2006
Fuck it, I stand in the meatbomb queue. (Matter of degree, of course)
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:17 AM on October 27, 2006
As fun as they may be, I don't think pointing out that flame-outs may get stunted by image pile-ons is an argument that antiIMGites will want to propagate often.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:14 AM on October 27, 2006

MeTa post: I agree with what mathowie said about...
Whoa, how did I miss this!? Great!
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 5:48 AM on October 27, 2006

MeTa post: So I solved this problem, based on the help given...
Aren't you bored of saying the same old shit over and over again?

They lied! And they suck at warhotmail! We fucking know! Jesus. And yet you keep taking up the front page with your crap, and then posting endless self-satisfied rants on the subject in the comments. WE FUCKING KNOW ALREADY. GIVE IT A SODDING REST.

posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 12:24 PM on October 26, 2006
I just find it absolutely unbelievable that we can't post a popcorn-munching smiley gif to this thread.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:17 PM on October 26, 2006

MeTa post: Is it at all possible to buy gift MeFi memberships...
I'm going to start appending "answers in comments" to all my posts. It seems to make mathowie jump.

Answers in comments, please.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:20 AM on October 26, 2006

MeTa post: Do you miss the img tag? I sure as hell don't. Can...
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posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 9:46 PM on October 24, 2006

MeTa post: What do we want? Brains! When do we want them?...
I would love to do this, but don't think I'm theatrical enough.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 7:40 AM on October 24, 2006
Hee.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:50 PM on October 24, 2006

MeTa post: Metafilter was unreachable this morning and is...
Ass stink shakes foley's fondle.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 1:21 PM on October 24, 2006

MeTa post: Matt, this is your playground, obviously. But the...
[pls see "sincere pumpkin patch"]

Awesome.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 7:58 AM on October 24, 2006

MeTa post: Is MeFi protected against CSRF? I know the logout...
.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 6:24 PM on October 22, 2006

MeTa post: Why did my post at AskMeFi about iTunes 7 get...
I blame the Axis of Soros.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 8:26 PM on October 20, 2006
MetaTalk: If your thread had been deleted, it would still exist.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 8:50 PM on October 21, 2006
I posted it. I saw it there

It was Princess Preview in the Interface with the Anchor Tag.
posted to MetaTalk by If I Had An Anus at 8:54 PM on October 21, 2006