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"For a coworker's new baby, we filled his cube with pink and white balloons. Put a little confetti in each balloon, fill them with helium, and throw a blanket over the top of the cube, with the balloons underneath. Take straight pins and stick them in..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by lioness
8 days ago
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"Brake fluid is expected to hold up under fairly extreme conditions - extremes of temperature, long-term use without degrading, it's hygroscopic by design so that water that might corrode brake components isn't left in contact - there are some more..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by mosk, M.C. Lo-Carb!
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"some restaurant i went to recently had a mango martini on the menu. that sounds so good right now.
Except for the whole 'It's not a fecking martini' thing. It's a girly fruity cocktail that just happens to be served in a martini glass. Poor thing,..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by dogrose, small_ruminant, The Man from Lardfork, nasreddin
Last month
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"Hey now, don't bring Coke into this. Coke-a-cola is fucking awesome.
Or as my native peoples taught me in my youth, CoCola...
And yes, I agree that the problem is 'moderation', but like's been said, it's in freakin' everything! How amd I..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by MikeKD
Last month
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"There are a few ways of doing it - Windows itself is designed with a system called Remote Desktop, that allows you to operate one system from another. There are other remote systems, Dameware, various flavors of VNC, that all do the same thing. For..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by bbyboi, wfrgms
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I just rather be fucking a girl who wants to be fucking me, not one who's laying back and thinking of Benjamin Franklin.
You have your kinks, I have mine, lets just agree to disagree......" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by porpoise
Last month
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"most powered computer systems are designed as a single unit, with eq-ing and such for the speakers included. Also, the power supply and amplifier are matched just for those units. So, yes, you can snip the wires and connect the others most likely,..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by phylum sinter
Last month
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"I must make some notes. 3x5 cards I think, with neon highlighter to mark the best options. Oh, and find a gal that will appreciate the time and effort I'm putting in...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by ColdChef, bonobo
Last month
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"Once as a joke I thought it would be funny to, uh, punctuate my arrival with a great foghorn impression.
We both fell out of bed laughing,." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
Last month
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"Heck, some people pay their $5 more than once, just so they can keep proving they aren't an idiot.
I paid mine because there were smart people here, not because I thought it was keeping anyone away. Total Fark is $5 a month, I don't think you can..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by magstheaxe
Last month
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"Mail it to them. No box, just affix postage and an address. Plasticwrap the lobstah first if you want to preserve the finish, but the USPS will deliver just about anything if it has proper postage, and i'm sure that's too big to go in their box...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by dunkadunc, MLIS, ClaudiaCenter
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I love MST3K, but that was the cinematic equivalent of penciling a mustache on someone's picture.
I would like to see more of this actually, imagine some of the great scenes redone-
John Travolta and Uma Thurman twisting with a big handlebar..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by tehloki, zippy, GoingToShopping
2 months ago
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"I've always been a Carmex fan, but it's a matter of personal preference I guess..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by showbiz_liz
3 months ago
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"wow, I'm bored at work at 4:30 in the morning, and this STILL isn't amusing." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by imperium
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I've only read a few, and already I can tell 'dave' would either be my best friend, or I would be punching him in the head often. Possibly both." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by DevilsAdvocate, schyler523
4 months ago
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"True, it could be bad, the alternative is a LIRR train from Jamaica to Port Jeff, then walk on the ferr, then switch to Metro North for the ride to New Haven - just a matter of logistics, seeing what lines up better schedule-wise, Amtrak vs. the MTA..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by nicwolff
5 months ago
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"So far none of the replies have mentioned any fishy money-swaps or anything, right? I think you just managed to hit a point where lots of folks are looking for an apartment like yours. 2 bedrooms, dog-friendly, in a university area - I wouldn't be..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by hulahulagirl
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"How am I gonna keep my '92 Acclaim going now? They're taking away its will to live..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by glycolized
5 months ago
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"Feeling crowded?
Well, no, because this is the INTERNET.
This is where one makes a "Trucks and Tubes" joke, right?
Just think if you had to send Matt $5 in gift certificates to get in - imagine how many Chicken McNuggets, or..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by delmoi
5 months ago
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"Street food is (almost) always good food. If there's someone else already there, you know it's good. Coffee and a donut for a buck in the mornings is usually a great choice, most places doing dogs are pretty good (be warned - if get onions it's a..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by regicide is good for you
6 months ago
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"Personally, I would be super tempted to turn it into a little countryside scene, with houses and cars and maybe even a model train.
That, or a tiny graveyard at Halloween...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sperose
6 months ago
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"There's nothing ironic about Hitler
*cough*
There's ironic, and there's surreal..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by deborah
6 months ago
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"You're all high on the drugs, if you ask me...
I'd like to see some Get Fuzzy without Bucky,just to see how it flows." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by BeerFilter
7 months ago
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"I had 'Kubla Kahn' halfway rewritten, but the doorbell rang and by the time I got back my buzz had worn off..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by konolia, enn
7 months ago
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"I'd put Some Kind of Wonderful with Heathers - Outsider kid gets the girl, then realizes he really wants other girl, and outsider kid tries to blow up the school - A little syrup, a little tart......" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by crossoverman
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Why does it take so long to get in to the pictures? Don't you know this city is dying? I don't have time to enable popups..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by bugbread
8 months ago
MeTa comment:
"it's only still up because matt posted it. It is only full of people saying it was funny because matt posted it. They are fawning and pissing on themselves like lowly dogs.
If anyone else had posted it, it would have been loudly decried by the..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
8 months ago
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"This recipe comes from Alton Brown, I have not actually made it myself, but i have consumed gumbo from this recipe, and it was very good. I like the idea of the oven roux, just to make things a little easier......" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by General Malaise
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Michael Nesmith escaped by smothering his wounds with Elephant Parts.
Strange, I thought it was Liquid Paper..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by George_Spiggott
8 months ago
MeTa comment:
"I always figured it would just be a 2liter of Pepsi Blue with a pint of Everclear poured in..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Skorgu
9 months ago
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"From Lexington to Nashville itself is about a 4 hour drive (at least in all the time I did it back and forth from school - that's been more than 10 years, but if anything, traffic will have gotten worse). From Nashville you can head to the Ocoee..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by peacheater
9 months ago
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"Don't forget that "Have a nice/great summer!" is one of the keys to invisibility...
Apparently the late 80's were the boom years for 'Stay cool!' in my neck of the woods...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Bizurke
9 months ago
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"I've long thought we should combine American industry's love for the cargo container and need for efficient, affordable lodgings, and break up 40 foot containers into 2/3/4 'pods' that can be moved around and snapped together. 100,000 people showing..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by InnocentBystander, lostburner
10 months ago
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"They'll make pretty good air 'fresheners', or at least give off their aroma. Put 'em in a small jar that's had holes poked in the lid, keep them in the car where the jar can get heated by sun when parked, you'll have a nice coffee-scented ride...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by rio
10 months ago
