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MeFi comment: "Sen. Helms was a lighthouse keeper singing a beautiful song of liberty, equality, and justice while he worked through the night to guide us past these rocky shores and shoals of immoral, silvery fish. His light, now sadly extinguished, leaves us all..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by nasreddin, humannaire
8 hours ago

MeFi comment: "Grave dancing is fun, definitely. And I agree that much of it is born from an ugly place in the human soul, the "I'm better than you" place. But this is a case where a man proudly and effectively spent his entire lifetime causing real,..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by melorama, naoko, tyrantkitty, jtron
more than 12 hours ago

MeFi comment: "Dear Canadian physicians, You may have noticed that we put in that single-payer thing a few months ago, so there's no more dealing with a bunch of nasty insurance companies. But we find we're a bit short on docs. Wanna come down here for a..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by desiderandus
2 days ago

Ask comment: "Well, you could read the profile pages of the people who posted in the meetup thread to come up with conversation starters. Or read their recent posts. "I like the story about how you came up with your name..." "So have you..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by svolix, rongorongo, jouke, notjustfoxybrown
2 days ago

MeFi comment: "I've said it before. Everything fucked up in this country comes from Florida." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by liza
7 days ago

MeFi comment: "Glad to see we're talking about gun control in the U.S. That was exactly the message these guys were trying to get across. I actually just popped in to say I think Current TV does a hell of a lot of cool stuff...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Snyder
9 days ago

MeFi comment: "I'm only like 100 comments in to this thread, but I had to pop out and say something (and I apologize if it was said previously). This is why we have obit threads. I know George Carlin's work. I could recite "Icebox Man" from heart at..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by stavrosthewonderchicken, dasheekeejones
12 days ago

MeFi comment: "I remember hearing his routines on KSFO's Comedy Hour in the 1970s. My husband & I quote from "Ice Box Man" when we find mystery items in the fridge: "It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!" "It's good! Put it back!..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by infinitywaltz
12 days ago

MeFi comment: "Yep, this was the best one. Many of these, particularly the Bollywood ones are pretty lazy about their "translation" but this one was completely spot on. I really believe this is what Joe Cocker intended to sing. Additionally, every time..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by liza
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "heh, balls...Cocker...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by GoingToShopping
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "No, this is awesome. This is more fun than it should be." [more]
favorited 8 times, recently by phaedon, katiecat, docpops, urbanwhaleshark, KAS, everichon, estherbester, asuprenant
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "Ok, 10 minutes. That was all I could take before I wanted to hop in the Fleetwood and go search out the early bird special." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Caduceus
2 weeks ago

MeTa post: The Little House in Ballard is now empty.
favorited 2 times, recently by owhydididoit, Artw
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "psst...Hey guys, these fucktards actually think Obama's a terrorist. Isn't that hysterical? Actually, I am quite enjoying this. What if this was the last time this kind of political "viewpoint" was given any kind of legitimacy? I mean,..." [more]
favorited 6 times, recently by lupus_yonderboy, AsYouKnow Bob, Senor Cardgage, HyperBlue, notsnot, Jimbob
2 weeks ago

Ask comment: "I can't believe no one has mentioned the Taj Mahal. I am going to give you some other recommendations, but seriously, go see the Taj Mahal. It's sooo touristy. It's hot, the trip there is terrible, it's expensive, there's so much street hassle, and..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by kryptos
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "It is more important than ever now that we elect Obama." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by tehloki, you're a kitty!, Blazecock Pileon
2 weeks ago

MeTa comment: "I will have had a full life if, when I am dead, a bunch of people who've never met me post their "."s and every 5 comments or so someone points out yet another asshole thing I did when I was alive. And if you fuckers don't, I WILL COME..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by winna, bardic
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "The Apollo astronauts basically taped a bag onto their asses." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by lizzicide
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "I just hope Seattle gets to keep the name Sonics. Coolest fucking professional sports team name anywhere. The Oklahoma City SuperSonics? That's as dumb as the Utah Jazz. Actually, most people here couldn't seem to give a shit. And that people, is..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by Pantengliopoli, mikedouglas, Tube
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "Seconding Black Hole, blender death through a book even, holy crap Disney. Oh yeah, and how about when they took the mask off one of those freaky robot dudes in the robes and it was like this crazy walking undead person?..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "I just did a PubMed search and I am really surprised at how little medical research there has been done on consensual sexual relationships and dementia. Everything is about treating "inappropriate sexual expression" with medications and..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by tizzie, twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "You know the other thing, besides the consent issue, is that dementia is often marked by disinhibition. Many guys think about sex all the time and want to bang everything with hips but our frontal cortex tells us that's a bad idea to act upon. But a..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "It's easy for me to envision a situation with two demented people where one isn't consenting but is also not refusing strongly enough to prevent an assault or to catch the attention of a caregiver. That person needs protection...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "I'm not really competent to comment on raising a kid from years 2-12 on a strictly vegan diet. I suspect it could be done with thought and B12 and Vitamin D supplements, and careful attention to calcium and protein. But from ages 0-2 you're either..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by docpops, moxiedoll
3 weeks ago

MeFi post: He must specialize in a dozen fields...
favorited 13 times, recently by Rykey, misanthropicsarah, biscotti, idiomatika, dragonsi55, twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious, Haruspex, ltracey, dejah420, owhydididoit, iminurmefi, LobsterMitten, Brocktoon
4 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "This time you will. Be careful with that optimism. In other words, continue to live in fear and expect the worst? I've been being careful with my optimism my entire adult life...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by OneOliveShort
Last month

MeFi comment: "Sorry, Pollomacho. It's just that this whole Obama thing has undertones of the "Kennedy promise" being fulfilled, which is probably why the LA Times ran this, and why it got FPP'd. I am sure we'll return to our healthy cynicism shortly, but..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Ludi
Last month

MeFi comment: "Oh lord, I hope they accept my story. We've been talking about doing a Behind the Music for my high school ska band before our 20th reunion. We thought we were The Shit. In reality we were shit. So many great stories. The time we all showed up at a..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Captain Sunshine
Last month

MeFi comment: "Hey, I'm at work and can't see the video. What's on it?" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by crickets, yhbc
Last month

MeTa comment: "Wait a minute...I can get recognition for making a bunch of bad deleted posts? Here we go!" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Reverend John, Pope Guilty
Last month

MeFi comment: "Man, Chuck Norris is a fucking chump. That's a roundhouse kick." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Hactar
Last month

MeFi comment: "Well, he's certainly got a better musical sensibility than Dylan. Prine seems to speak more to the common man's heart, writing about your basic love and loss, regret and happiness. And he does it in such a direct "Aw shucks" kind of way..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by jonmc, Tbola
Last month

MeFi comment: "Right *now*, in my house, stuck to various pieces of artwork, are tiny 4 mm cut out heads of my wife. That Japanese woodblock of the tsunami, that's her right there in the boat about to get drowned. The center of the Nepalese mandala, that's my wife...." [more]
favorited 19 times, recently by Fiberoptic Zebroid and The Hypnagogic Jerks, moss, erniepan, gargoyle93, flatluigi, amethysts, Lou Stuells, Locative, Scram, Rhaomi, The Light Fantastic, artifarce, Siberian Mist, agenais, exlotuseater, marcelm, jtron, sutel, fjom
Last month

MeFi comment: "There are some really good academic studies that show the "socialized" systems in Europe and elsewhere will eventually bankrupt the countries Do you have a citation? I would honestly be interested in hearing this counter argument. Most..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by owhydididoit, marble, junebug
Last month

MeFi comment: "I do not get the "how high's the water, mama?" comments. You see, what makes it such a brilliant comment is that it works on so many levels. 1. It's a pun on the themes of water and feet represented in the story. 2. Johnny Cash..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by olya
Last month

MeFi comment: "How high's the water, mama?" [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by davejay, prinado, barchan, nebulawindphone, device55
Last month

Ask post: Another Vancouver restaurant thread
favorited 1 time, recently by killy willy
Last month

MeFi comment: "Oh god, I hope he lives long enough to see W out of office. He deserves to see things left in a slightly better state than this." [more]
favorited 14 times, recently by M.C. Lo-Carb!, jocelmeow, oaf, yeoja, iknowizbirfmark, scrump, gen, Space Kitty, bitter-girl.com, Kato, Maishe, perilous, Riki tiki, contessa
Last month

MeFi comment: "The New England Journal recently had a very nice, impartial review of these things, which they call Personally Controlled Online Health Data. Personally, I think this is probably a Good Thing, though I would never underestimate the unrestrained..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Tube, owhydididoit
Last month

MeTa comment: "I wonder if it isn't time to instate a "no pregnancy questions" rule? Jesus, I *am* a doctor and when Mrs. Bartfast gets pregnant I plan on maxing out my question quota. Dear MeFi, my wife won't allow any food in the house except..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by deborah, litlnemo, Iamtherealme
Last month

MeTa comment: "Honestly, AskMe is like a cocktail party. It's unfortunate if someone believes they are getting reliable advice about something important like a medical problem. That doesn't negate the value in polling a bunch of people in a social setting about..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by loiseau
Last month

MeTa comment: "A family meetup sounds like a great idea, hopefully I can borrow one in time." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by owhydididoit
Last month

MeFi comment: "1. Everything fucked up in this country comes from Florida. 2. Investment and Consumer? Perfect. 3. Raising a disciplined, thoughtful kid these days is a revolutionary act of resistance...." [more]
favorited 6 times, recently by Blazecock Pileon, Pastabagel, es_de_bah, miss-lapin, batmonkey, stet
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "Please don't push your hobosexual agenda here." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by owhydididoit
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "I am late to the discussion as usual but... When Christians who feel persecuted by these LOLXIANS posts appeal to my liberal sensibility for tolerance -- they really aren't getting the point. I come from a large family of extremely devout..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Pope Guilty
2 months ago

MeFi post: Vern Fonk
favorited 1 time, recently by Artw
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "I do it with my *enormous* penis." [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by sixswitch, delmoi, dirtynumbangelboy, oblio_one, swift
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "People, people, *please!* Can we please stop talking about pies and get on with the Friedman Hate? Seriously, fuck Thomas Friedman." [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by naoko, destro, humannaire, lupus_yonderboy, horsemuth
2 months ago

Ask comment: "This question comes up so often, I keep a list on my PDA (in fact I think I may have posted here before: Things to show out of towners in Seattle: Pike Place Market and brunch at The Athenian Sci Fi Museum. Not as big a waste of money as you..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Skychief
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "This thread is fantastic. It almost makes me wish I had a kid so I could tell them a bunch of tall tales. Seriously. Me and Mrs. Bartfast have been on the fence for years about kids but have been talking lots more about it lately. You people may..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by Asymptote, LeeJay, the cydonian, papafrita
2 months ago

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