MeFi comment:
"(and, uh, two Guinness and a Bud?)
Fuck, this happens all the time. You finished the good beer and you're too damn lazy to go to the 7-11 at 1130 pm. But you need to feed your buzz just a little bit more so you dig into that six of Bud someone..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by cj_
An hour ago
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"Fair game. When a major party vice presidential candidate publicly, on the record, accuses their opponent of being a terrorist, it is totally valid (and necessary!) to explore the impact of those statements on her followers.
In their lust for a..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by Senor Cardgage, dejah420, Mick, magstheaxe, Dreama, MythMaker, aeschenkarnos, dbiedny, ShawnStruck
5 ¼ hours ago
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"We dealt with this situation in my workplace (a health care facility no less). The issue was a person whom we all loved dearly whose weight really was getting in the way of her job (lifting/positioning patients, squeezing into exam rooms, stocking..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by decathecting
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"The only string I'd like to see attached to the bailout legislation is that it should be funded by a one time bill sent to each US citizen for $2,333 to be paid to the order of [insert giant financial services corporation's name]. Well, every citizen..." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by HyperBlue, five fresh fish, manguero, poseur, Pope Guilty, fullerine, rusty, aparrish
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Ok, so these three leprechauns are standing on a street corner, talking about how much it sucks to be a leprechaun.
The first one says "Man I hate being a leprechaun. Look at how short I am. I got these tiny little arms that aren't good for..." [
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favorited 34 times, recently by suedehead, allkindsoftime, lohmannn, alltomorrowsparties, shiu mai baby, mudpuppie, koeselitz, Sidhedevil, Reverend John, ekstasis23, sambosambo, jozxyqk, shmegegge, bitter-girl.com, mitzyjalapeno, idiomatika, Skorgu, cgomez, pyramid termite, tellurian, merelyglib, doctor_negative, flatluigi, graventy, nooneyouknow, shinynewnick, Coatlicue, redfisch, DU, jtron, trondant, ColdChef, UbuRoivas, jack_mo
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"It's time that Congress pass legislation to protect the rights of those who want to protest peacefully. Some kind of dissenters' "Bill of Rights." Maybe even call it "The Bill of Rights...." [
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favorited 18 times, recently by manguero, Dormant Gorilla, roystgnr, tehloki, schyler523, mrzarquon, des, koeselitz, Ickster, Mick, fourcheesemac, LobsterMitten, benzenedream, -t, grouse, Blazecock Pileon, nasreddin, orthogonality
3 weeks ago
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"I cannot believe www.shouldieatthis.com doesn't exist at this point." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by bonobo
4 weeks ago
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"Many psychiatrists also do some counseling -- it might be a half hour every two weeks to a month instead of a therapist who might see you for an hour every week. Every hospital affiliated psychiatrist treats loads of mostly normal people with..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Soulbee
Last month
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"Happily married for 8 years here. I "believe," in an abstract sense, she does not. But we also really respect each other's ability to think critically. We'd never reject outright what the other thinks and the conversation is constantly..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Grlnxtdr
Last month
MeFi comment:
"i've worked in medical offices for years and have pushed for this, but I've never gotten agreement on it.
You know what the best part of it is? The patient reaction to this has been *100%* positive. Like 50 people have personally thanked me for..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by XMLicious
Last month
MeFi comment:
"*Phew* I was really worried McCain was going to carry Delaware." [
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favorited 16 times, recently by dejah420, sien, JHarris, scrump, konolia, docpops, bitterpants, Malor, Optamystic, procrastination, nola, ericbop, jdotglenn, agress, scody, Blazecock Pileon
Last month
MeFi comment:
"AWESOME. Over the years I've watched C-Span I've always been impressed with Joe Biden. This man will make a GREAT VP.
Yeah, he's been the voice of a lot of outrage at the utter incompetence and corruption of the last 8 years. It will make a..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by sriracha, Dan Brilliant
Last month
MeFi comment:
"*Phew* I was really worried McCain was going to carry Delaware." [
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favorited 16 times, recently by dejah420, sien, JHarris, scrump, konolia, docpops, bitterpants, Malor, Optamystic, procrastination, nola, ericbop, jdotglenn, agress, scody, Blazecock Pileon
Last month
MeFi comment:
"It’s McDonald’s opinion that the Haggis Burger would have a very limited appeal.
I have tears in my eyes, this is either the funniest FPP ever or the best viral marketing scheme ever...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ifjuly
Last month
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"I read your question the other day, but was away from my computer so I had to come back with my playlist. Your friend is living the dream. I think about quitting my job all the time so I could just work at a job outside in jeans, listening to loud..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by docpops
Last month
MeFi comment:
"You know what's really great? When I have my clinic waiting room full to standing with people sick from the worst flu season in my career, my desk is covered with paperwork that's gonna keep me in my office til 9 on a friday night, and I have 15..." [
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favorited 19 times, recently by scrump
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Right *now*, in my house, stuck to various pieces of artwork, are tiny 4 mm cut out heads of my wife. That Japanese woodblock of the tsunami, that's her right there in the boat about to get drowned. The center of the Nepalese mandala, that's my wife...." [
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favorited 20 times, recently by scrump
Last month
MeFi comment:
"There's an absolutely stunning picture of henna-induced allergic contact dermatitis in last week's New England Journal of Medicine. (Unfortunately, very few of you can probably see it, but here is a link for anyone with a subscription.)..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Blazecock Pileon
Last month
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"The only thing I would add to iminurmefi's excellent answer is that doing a cardiac stress test in an asymptomatic person who is at increased risk for coronary artery disease is currently a gray area and would be considered a "reasonable"..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by netbros
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Well, there goes my idea. Surfer Rosa if it's a girl. Gulab Jamun is it's a boy." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by imperium
2 months ago
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"I used to have the opening riff to the Violent Femmes' Blister in the Sun. It would just loop continuously without the expected pause for the 2 double snare drum accents. It would annoy the hell out of everyone around, which absolutely delighted me...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by fishfucker
2 months ago
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"Yes, it was a blast.
Before they take away my medical degree I had to come back to correct myself. It's an ulnar neuropathy, not median. I'm an idiot. Please don't tell ikkyu2...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ikkyu2
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Sen. Helms was a lighthouse keeper singing a beautiful song of liberty, equality, and justice while he worked through the night to guide us past these rocky shores and shoals of immoral, silvery fish. His light, now sadly extinguished, leaves us all..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by nasreddin, humannaire
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Grave dancing is fun, definitely. And I agree that much of it is born from an ugly place in the human soul, the "I'm better than you" place.
But this is a case where a man proudly and effectively spent his entire lifetime causing real,..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by melorama, naoko, tyrantkitty, jtron
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Dear Canadian physicians,
You may have noticed that we put in that single-payer thing a few months ago, so there's no more dealing with a bunch of nasty insurance companies. But we find we're a bit short on docs.
Wanna come down here for a..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by desiderandus
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I've said it before. Everything fucked up in this country comes from Florida." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Glad to see we're talking about gun control in the U.S. That was exactly the message these guys were trying to get across.
I actually just popped in to say I think Current TV does a hell of a lot of cool stuff...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Snyder
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I'm only like 100 comments in to this thread, but I had to pop out and say something (and I apologize if it was said previously).
This is why we have obit threads. I know George Carlin's work. I could recite "Icebox Man" from heart at..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by stavrosthewonderchicken, dasheekeejones
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I remember hearing his routines on KSFO's Comedy Hour in the 1970s. My husband & I quote from "Ice Box Man" when we find mystery items in the fridge: "It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!" "It's good! Put it back!..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by infinitywaltz
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Yep, this was the best one. Many of these, particularly the Bollywood ones are pretty lazy about their "translation" but this one was completely spot on. I really believe this is what Joe Cocker intended to sing.
Additionally, every time..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Ok, 10 minutes. That was all I could take before I wanted to hop in the Fleetwood and go search out the early bird special." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Caduceus
3 months ago
