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MeFi post: Pregnant Man Gives Birth. That's a fact.
If you look at this from a biological perspective it's just "BEARDED WOMAN HAS BABY."

I'm pro-surgery and I'll call you by whatever pronoun you'd like, but truthfully, that's the only way I see it.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 7:02 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: a beautiful life
I don't need to build credit--not because I can borrow money from my parents, but because fuck you, system. I think the problem might be few people are willing to humor the idea that they could move somewhere cheaper.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:45 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: We secretly switched their operating system....
Sigh. I guess it might be time for me to consider upgrading...

to xp.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 6:18 PM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: freedom
I guess they're cat people, after all.


Actually, yeah. But you guys are all smart and know that major news sources love to exaggerate Muslim outrage, right?
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 2:35 PM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: Moniker La Winski
Reminds me of the old Disney movie where two parents in Germany were listening to the list of approved baby names.

"Let's see, Charles, William, Adolph, das es good one, no?"

"Actually, we were thinking about Alfred..."

"ES IST VERBOTEN!"
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 12:17 PM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: What's nu?
If your situation is complicated, please explain (optional)

This made me chuckle. I wrote, "isn't it always complicated to be Jewish?"
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:29 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: Cake Wrecks
Hey, that fart-cake is Ray's fetish.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:52 PM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: Second Most Popular (Unwatched) Sport.
Badminton is far more accessible than tennis.

Not really. I can't think of many other sports that must be played indoors. Here in San Diego the only places to play besides colleges are usually only open once or twice a week, and subject to early closure for other events.
The scoring system has been greatly simplified in recent years. You used to only score points on your serve; now a point is scored every time, essentially halving... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:18 PM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: Customize your disease and wipe out the population
"Mr President, this article in science news may be of interest to you--apparently 3/4ths of Americans have the gum disease Gingivitis."

"CLOSE THE PORTS!"

posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:57 PM on July 20, 2008

MeFi post: A Little Universal Perspective on Things

Not according to Mel Gibson.


No, he just knows that the Real Jews were all killed and replaced by shape-shifting Space Lizards. From Betelgeuse, interestingly enough.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 11:59 AM on July 19, 2008

MeFi post: They're coming outta the goddamn walls.
That building looks awesomely alien; I think the goatse-faced infants just muck it up. Wikipedia has some cool pictures, pre- and post-baby.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 9:10 AM on July 19, 2008
Or just post. But in some of them the babies aren't that visible.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 9:12 AM on July 19, 2008

MeFi post: It's the Pew News IQ... Comin' right at you...

Honestly, if you get more than 2 wrong, you should not be commenting on MetaFilter.

Yeah, I agree; Metafilter was created specifically for the discussion of American politics.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 8:30 PM on July 18, 2008
You were being sarcastic, huh.

Sorry.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 8:31 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: An Engineer's Delight
Oh man, I did this level so many times before I realized I didn't need wheels.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:31 PM on July 18, 2008
This is probably the simplest Awash solution.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:45 PM on July 18, 2008
Oops. Ok, This is probably the simplest Awash solution.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:50 PM on July 18, 2008
Oh man, I was working hard on a conveyor belt for "four balls" when firefox crashed.
Probably a blessing in disguise, as I really need to take a shower...
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:18 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: how I'll dream fast asleep
Good riddance. They have the words "starbucks coffee" in their logo, but it should really be "starbucks dessert drinks." Their actual coffee is about as good as Denny's.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:17 PM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: "That kid at your door with a magazine order form will tell you a story -- part sad, part hopeful."
Crystal Mahathy is an example of the latter.

HAHAHA
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:58 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: Something Awful Forum Hilariously Hijacks CBC Anthem Contest
Here's a point: .
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:22 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: An effluent tribute for the man who did so much to help the affluent.
But a sewage treatment plant is a good thing. I shudder to think that many years from now, someone might make the mistake that Bush commissioned it to be made when it was gravely needed.

Couldn't they petition their city government to make a statement instead? Is that possible?
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 2:51 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: I'M AWSOME
I wonder if the FRUNK tattoo is just the Chinese equivalent of the mangled hanzi/kanji tattoos that we see so often. I imagine that the Roman alphabet seems minimalist and futuristic to people who use logomorphic writing.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:34 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Naked hive rats!


but the idea of one male impregnating all the females and letting his sterilised slaves raise the children must have come to some bad ass dude at least once in human history.


I'm pretty sure that's how the Pharaohs rolled--but it's not as effective as true eusociality, because the eunuchs are only driven by their desire to stay alive, or the fear of torture. Since they're not related to the kids they're caring for, they... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 2:39 PM on July 17, 2008


MeFi post: birds
That was actually a giant sky cuttlefish--they do look a bit like a flock of birds, though.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:39 PM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: Guantanamo Release
It's worth noting that Omar Khadr is on trial for the war crime of being a child soldier.

What the fucking fuck? I'd say the use of child soldiers is a war crime, but being a child soldier? Are they going to declare him a war criminal for being tortured, too?



I think the big, big question nobody asks about American's torture policy is why. Do the Bush... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:29 PM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: AP Diary
The AP test is a sham. Paying for the test gives you a one-letter grade boost, regardless of test scores. Plenty of drug-addled rich kids just sleep through the essay portion of AP exams.

Since the free housing involves a random roommate, I opt instead for a single room at the Seelbach Hilton ($50 a night with the AP discount).
It depresses me that he'd rather spend $350 dollars than get to know somebody new.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 8:00 PM on July 13, 2008

MeFi post: Words like mother-blank!
Obligatory Richard Feynman link.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 2:01 AM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: I know who they are. They are French people.
Wow. Iin the last moments of his life, he became a Markov generator.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 7:06 PM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: Truth Vandals?
Every time someone makes a joke about a Wikipedia article the corresponding article gets vandalized. Is this really news to anyone?
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 10:42 PM on July 7, 2008
But the section was useless, and furthermore don't have citations.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 10:56 PM on July 7, 2008

MeFi post: Edited for your protection.
I'm not really a big fan of this Bush person.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 7:11 PM on July 6, 2008

MeFi post: The Paintings of Fred Einaudi
NSFW: Goose fucking chick.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 8:28 PM on July 5, 2008

MeFi post: UK Government data mash-up competition
What is your idea's name?
Two-way television

A short description of your idea (in twenty words or less)
TV screens in public places that simultaneously broadcast information while recording movement data; citizens who want free TVs can opt to have one installed in their homes.

Describe your idea. How does it work and who does it help?
Face-recognition software has come a long way, but for the most part it... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 6:48 PM on July 5, 2008

MeFi post: Tantric Massage in London


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posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:55 AM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: "...the geek factor is high, there's no doubt..."
Whoa. Was that a woosh or a meta-woosh?
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:16 AM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: Davy Crockett ain't got shit on me!
Some more pictures and video.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:08 PM on July 1, 2008

I think 375 lbs. is a pretty good descriptor for a bear: I read that and know that there were about two people worth of bear.


Or about 1/2 Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 5:53 PM on July 1, 2008
for lunch.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 8:57 PM on July 1, 2008
C'mon people, the main reason it was described as a 375 lb bear was because he was pulled out of the friggin water! If Adam Warwick had instead beaten the bear in a slam-dunk competition, It probably would have been a 6''7' bear or something.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:42 PM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Music of the spheres
There is no sound in space; this is all very silly.

No foo! There isn't any sound as we could here it, even if our ears were made of space-resistant material, but it does happen. Unless you consider sound to be only the spectrum of matter waves that the human ear can hear, but then you have to consider other animals, too.

That earth-sound thing is really cool. I wonder if our CFC emissions have altered the sound? And if... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:34 PM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Fixing Attention
What does it mean to have an attention problem, anyways? Is it an attention problem if I spend my time in math class intently working on a drawing of a futuristic building?
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 3:23 PM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Faceless People
Maybe Splash News decided it wasn't newsworthy. Which would be bad tidings for this post.

So how exactly are they "faceless?" A latex mask making it look like they have no eyes, nose or mouth? While that would be pretty cool, I can't imagine that they would be very good at walking around by themselves.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 11:22 AM on July 2, 2008
Ah, I see.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 11:27 AM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Search+mashup=smashup
Given the results of my first search, I'd say it's kid-safe. Which means I can't see much use for it.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 1:39 AM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Cause Without a Rebel
I... don't actually believe this.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 7:02 PM on July 1, 2008

MeFi post: One Jackal : Many days
In defense of mass media, I did have a vague idea that the president of Equatorial Guinea was an evil man.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 9:57 PM on June 30, 2008
(And by mass media I mean Metafilter).
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 9:57 PM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: Vote Republican, you'll get what you deserve.
I thought this was funny, but I was hoping it would be the real thing.
posted to MetaFilter by Citizen Premier at 4:10 PM on June 30, 2008