MeFi comment:
"She turns around. Not Sarah Palin. She's Celine Dion.
I think both ladies are worth throwing tomaters at." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Mister_A
13 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I never did find the penis museum. We had a map but, where the entrance should have been, only a wall.
This sounds like a metaphor of some sort." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by freebird
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Ugh -- those CBS ads are annoying. Thanks CBS -- I'll make it a point to avoid whatever lame sitcom you're pushing." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Senor Cardgage
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"was INSTANTLY teleported to a world that was like 100 Disneylands stacked on top of one another
Having grown up near Disneyland, this sounds absolutely nightmarish to me.
Overlarge tourists chomping on smelly cigars while shouting at their..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by JHarris, Suparnova, Slothrup
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Note to West Coasters: This is the only funny sketch in the entire show.
Thanks for the warning!
<>
[although I did note that MAD TV (it's been on for 14 years? Holy cow!) has an actual African American playing Obama (and Bobby Lee playing..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"As a former colleague told me years ago, when we were talking about a Democratic who was positioning himself as a centrist in a race:
"In an election between a 'Republican' and a Republican, people are going to vote for the Republican...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"And by "not last long" I mean WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Artw
4 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"UPDATE: the little bastard got another tomato! I've only one left!
I smeared it with a paste of cayenne pepper (only thing I had in the house).
This squirrel is bold as brass. It comes up to the sliding glass door and peers in like it's casing..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sebastienbailard
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Well, that would be better than drinking water "like from the toilet," right?
IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" [
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favorited 9 times, recently by Twicketface, funkiwan, tehloki, jkaczor, RakDaddy, orthogonality, Turtles all the way down, Blazecock Pileon, bitter-girl.com
4 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"Yeah -- a friend of mine had to go to the airport to book and redeem his flight with a United coupon. What a pain in the ass. I'm suprised they didn't make him swim across the bay to SFO to redeem them. "I'm sorry sir -- in order for this..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by silkygreenbelly
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I want a velvet painting of this.
Signed,
I Really Do Have a Black Velvet Painting of Elvis" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Huplescat
Last month
MeFi comment:
"My British husband calls them woodlice which makes me want to get the lawn disinfected.
A few years ago, we went to the London Zoo, and saw a crowd of people ooohing and ahhhing over some exotic animal in a habitat display.
I worked my way to..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by spacewaitress
2 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Did someone mention pot-smoking?
<-- NOT A POT-SMOKER" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Roach
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I remember hearing Penn Gillette on the old Alex Bennett Radio Show on Live 105, telling a story about a writer friend of his who worked on SNL when Shatner was hosting. The writer went up to Shatner and said: "Bill -- Rocket Man -- I just gotta..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by jeditanuki, ThomThomThomThom, miss lynnster
4 months ago
MeTa comment:
"followed by our exuberant throngs
I read that as thongs, and had a mental picture that I will need many unicorn images to cleanse from my mind." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by h00py
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Will these ladies serve the turkey to their men before they settle down to their own meals?" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ekstasis23
10 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Wash off your eyeballs by looking at the sad kangaroo.
Or the swimming squirrel! Or read about the cat with a big carbon footprint!
Brought to you by People Against Toenail Hands...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by generalist
10 months ago
Ask comment:
"My former boss once sent out a photocard of herself, her husband, and small beaming boy, all done up in holiday sweaters.
Of course, the child was "borrowed" from a neighbor. Lots of puzzled phone calls from friends and distant..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Nerro, Goofyy, Ambrosia Voyeur
11 months ago
Ask comment:
"There are some javascripts out there that can give you some Flash-like effects without having to resort to Flash.
Scripts demo:
http://wiki.script.aculo.us/scriptaculous/show/CombinationEffectsDemo
Examples (of rotating banners and/or news..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by prophetsearcher
11 months ago
MeFi comment:
"All this "House" hate makes me sad, and now moths from Madascagar will fly into my bedroom and sip my tears as I sleep.
DAMN YUO, METAFILTER!!!
PS: Ouchy legs? Vexation? It's probably lupus...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by DevilsAdvocate
11 months ago
MeFi comment:
"All this "Manimal" talk reminds me of...
"THEY TOOK MY SHOW AWAY" -- from Late Night with David Letterman (1983):
Dave: Jimmy, are you gonna do homework all night? Don't you think you ought to watch a little TV?
Jimmy: I..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by TedW, Alvy Ampersand
Last year
MeFi comment:
"Haven't walked out -- but I never finished "Robocop 2" -- about 15 minutes in, the movie suddenly stops, the lights go up, and a cop marches to the front of the room and says "You all have to leave. Now."
I wasn't sure why --..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by bugbread, kittens for breakfast, Clay201
Last year
MeFi comment:
"The British philosopher Bertrand Russell once wrote that "the trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
Also:
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by CautionToTheWind
Last year
MeFi comment:
"My favorite Oscar comment, from years ago (and I wish I could remember the source):
Gandhi won for Best Picture because Gandhi was how Academy members consider themselves: tan, thin, and noble...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by amberglow
Last year
