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Blind Muslims with guide dogs

Blind Muslims with guide dogs. Dogs are usually considered unclean, but one U.K. imam carried out research and determined that a dog in service to, or trained by, a person could be allowed in a mosque.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 6:46 AM on October 10, 2008 (42 comments)

The wrong fonts in ‘Mad Men’ (and sometimes the right ones)

Definitive guide to fonts on Mad Men. Mostly the fonts that didn’t exist during the time of the show. Not every single thing is “historically accurate,” apparently.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 9:18 PM on October 7, 2008 (22 comments)

What does Chrissie Hynde really do?

Chrissie Hynde: “[A] complete rock star in every sense of the word”? Nope: “I consider myself an animal activist first and my music as more of a hobby that gives me a platform to fight for animals.”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 6:10 AM on October 5, 2008 (139 comments)

My second book, Organizing Our Marvellous...

‘Organizing Our Marvellous Neighbours’ My second book, Organizing Our Marvellous Neighbours: How to Feel Good About Canadian English, is now available.
posted to Projects by joeclark at 12:50 PM on September 25, 2008

Too much steampunk?

Too much steampunk?
posted to MetaTalk by joeclark at 1:41 PM on July 23, 2008 (127 comments)

Your own Massimo Vignelli NYC subway map ($299)

Massimo Vignelli’s 1972 NYC subway map is back Yours for the low, low price of 299 bucks for one copy of the limited edition of 500. (Previous MeFi comments on the famed design, which the New York MTA eventually shitcanned. [Via.])
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 12:42 PM on April 24, 2008 (30 comments)

“Captioning Sucks! Because it does.” A garish new...

Captioning Sucks! “Captioning Sucks! Because it does.” A garish new Web site about lousy (closed-)captioning quality – from me, the man behind the Open & Closed Project, a research project that’s taking forever to get off the ground.
posted to Projects by joeclark at 9:22 PM on March 31, 2008

Veganizing Anthony Bourdain

Hezbollah-Tofu Renegades systematically vegetarianize recipes from antiveganist chef Anthony Bourdain, who wrote (in Kitchen Confidential): “Vegetarians, and their Hezobollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 11:57 AM on March 25, 2008 (181 comments)

An arborist in a helicopter

An arborist in a helicopter Arborist Todd Irvine gets a ride in a news chopper, photographing and annotating Toronto’s tree canopy – still largely in place and vibrantly colourful due to winter’s late arrival.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 1:36 PM on November 16, 2007 (23 comments)

Battle-test your friends – in under four hours a week!

Battle-test your friends – in under four hours a week! Tim Ferriss, creator of the cold-fusion perpetual-motion machine that is the four-hour workweek (MetaFilter passim), gives you a list of stress tests you can apply to supplicants and other would-be “friends” – show up half an hour late or early, “forget” your wallet, induce them to “jostle” the lower classes. My kinda guy. (Gawker takedown.)
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 11:27 AM on November 15, 2007 (36 comments)

Bike tights with Gore-Tex, Lycra

Bike tights with Gore-Tex (or equivalent) on top, Lycra on bottom?
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 7:41 PM on November 8, 2007 (4 comments)

Equine nasal strips

Nasal strips for horses. I thought it was a parody when I saw it on Cardhouse, but no, they exist. Now your steed can nicker and snort as if with nostrils of Teflon.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 7:12 PM on October 25, 2007 (19 comments)

“Blue Monday” Owners’ Club

“Blue Monday” Owners’ Club Photos of actual original “Blue Monday” sleeves (Peter Saville die-cut design) as brandished by their owners. Also You Are There! photos of searching for “Blue Monday” in the wild and finding it. (Creaky old frame-based site)
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 2:51 PM on October 8, 2007 (37 comments)

Not feeling good about being mostly a reader

I’m MetaFilter user 250, which makes me officially oldschool, but: I very rarely post on any branch; all my old posts are terrible (I checked); my recent posts on the blue are extremely conservative to avoid being terrible like the old ones (many are obituaries); and I pretty much live for AskMe. I write a ton of things on my own sites, but I never really manage to write very much of use on the various Metas. This at least is my feeling. I won’t insult anyone’s intelligence by asking “Is it really OK just to read MetaFilter?” Of course it is. I am just wondering how many other early members really, truth be told, never got the hang of front-page posts and other high-profile “content.” I’m saying this after reading through the archived contributions from some new people (with userIDs 40 times higher than mine), who are way the hell better at it. “We can’t all good at everything”? Or what? What is the right way to react to this?
posted to MetaTalk by joeclark at 9:39 PM on August 4, 2007 (128 comments)

Looking for source of an explanation why Second Life gets a lot of press

Second Life attractive to media people, hence the preponderance of media coverage compared to World of Warcraft
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 1:27 PM on July 10, 2007 (14 comments)

A secret cadre of friends and I have produced a...

WCAG Samurai: Fixing Web accessibility A secret cadre of friends and I have produced a set of corrections for the main international Web-accessibility guidelines, WCAG 1.0. These WCAG Samurai Errata were released last week and will be updated to a final version in about two more weeks.
posted to Projects by joeclark at 3:16 PM on June 13, 2007

Travelling cross-country by train

“Why the hell the train?” and other questions answered “The real terror is the Three+ Sheltered Old Men, because they don’t sleep and they don’t have normal conversations. They’re completely sporadic: An observation is made, perhaps it is agreed on, then anywhere from two to 45 minutes pass before the next one. That’s the random non-rhythm your brain will feed on... and you’re never going to relax or get any sleep.” As for “train love”? “Ask yourself, do you really want this? Your potential train buddy is travelling by train. What the hell is wrong with this person? After two days on the train... [y]ou’re not at your Personal Best™”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 9:52 AM on May 13, 2007 (20 comments)

White Stripes’ Canadian tour to cover every province and territory

White Stripes’ Canadian tour to cover every province and territory Including Iqaluit, Nunavut (63° north latitude, population 6,184). Shades of Courtney Love and Metallica playing Tuktoyaktuk, Northwest Territories in ’95?
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 1:48 PM on May 5, 2007 (52 comments)

Three Mac questions

Dead hard drive in PowerBook; multiple backups; colour lasers
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 1:06 PM on April 23, 2007 (15 comments)

Heard “Music for Airports” in an airport?

Anyone actually heard “Music for Airports” in an airport?
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 1:10 PM on March 23, 2007 (16 comments)

Gopher protocol: Still undead

Old-style gopher servers are still working Apparently there are 86 hosts still serving the pre-Web gopher:// protocol. (MetaFilter's 2000-era gopher site is still down.)
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 2:36 PM on March 19, 2007 (35 comments)

Wikipedia/Essjay/‘New Yorker’ updates

Wikipedia/Essjay/‘New Yorker’ updates The New Yorker denies ever offering to pay the expenses of “Essjay” (“Ryan Jordan”), the Wikipedia administrator with the fraudulent credentials. The Wikipedia Weekly podcast, Episode 14 (not transcribed yet), at about 12:30, reports:
I actually did correspond with the deputy editor of the New Yorker... and I asked them specifically: Did Miss Schiff ever ask Essjay for his real full name during the course of reporting? [...] They came out with this, which I don’t think has been published anywhere yet...: “I think that between our Editors’ Note and the Times story, it’s clear what happened. The only thing that hasn’t come up before is the question of expenses. So, for the record, Stacy Schiff never offered to reimburse Essjay for his telephone expenses or anything else. [And] Essjay did tell her that if she wanted to cover them, she could send a cheque to the Wikipedia Foundation, which she did not.”

posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 11:53 AM on March 17, 2007 (43 comments)

Sir Does Not Allow Me to Watch ‘Project Runway’

Sir Does Not Allow Me to Watch ‘Project Runway’ Maybe going to class to learn to express one’s inner kink is not such a good idea. (NSFW, but no pictures)
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 8:20 PM on January 3, 2007 (17 comments)

I’ve started a micropatronage drive that, I hope,...

Another stab at micropatronage I’ve started a micropatronage drive that, I hope, combines features of several of the previous drives. In this case, the proposition is to subsidize me while I fundraise for an accessibility research project. Supporters also have numerous zero-cost options, including the use of clever ad banners.
posted to Projects by joeclark at 10:29 PM on November 8, 2006

Where is the Ben Hammersley Reboot8 podcast?

Why is it so hard to find a podcast or MP3 of Ben Hammersley’s presentation “How to Be a Renaissance Person” at Reboot8 (2006)?
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 2:57 PM on September 30, 2006 (3 comments)

Google Video, now with captioning

Selected videos with closed captioning Self-uploaded videos aren’t just for hearing people anymore. A small number of videos on Google now have captioning. You can create your own caption files, albeit laboriously.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 7:42 AM on September 19, 2006 (4 comments)

Aeron-chair codesigner Bill Stumpf dies

Bill Stumpf, Co-Designer of the Aeron Chair, Passes Away at 70 With Don Chadwick, Bill Stumpf designed the Aeron, the first “alternative” office-chair design to become a household name. Stumpf died 30 August 2006 (linked news release is from 5 September)
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 12:10 PM on September 12, 2006 (24 comments)

CBC Blogging Manifesto

CBC Blogging Manifesto Tired of waiting for CBC, Canada’s national public broadcaster, to come up with a blogging policy, CBC bloggers – including the infamous pseudonymous blogger A. Ouimet – charge ahead and write one themselves.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 10:18 PM on August 13, 2006 (12 comments)

Slightly better CSS: Could the CSS for useful...

Slightly better CSS: Could the CSS for useful elements like blockquote be improved so that quoted text from previous posts does not have to be faked with ? A now-common style of changed font, larger left indent, and line down the left side might work.
posted to MetaTalk by joeclark at 12:02 PM on April 21, 2006 (64 comments)

Finally, an actual "hobby" site,...

The Free City of Leslieville Finally, an actual "hobby" site, something unrelated to work. It's about my neighbourhood of Leslieville in the South Riverdale district of Toronto. I'll have some articles up, but the big thing I'm proud of here is my friend's and my critiques of social-housing architecture. People complain about the presence of the buildings, but they, and their residents, aren't going away; why not talk about the buildings themselves?
posted to Projects by joeclark at 10:11 PM on January 9, 2006

Ann Magnuson doggerel

AnnMagnusonFilter: Sometime in the ’90s I heard Ann Magnuson on the radio delivering a kind of doggerel using J.G. Ballard–style bland newspaper-reporter phrasing...
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 6:45 AM on December 5, 2005 (6 comments)

How to repair or camouflage naugahyde upholstery

Sofa cushions with seriously broken and slightly protruding vinyl or naugahyde upholstery. Fixable, or at least coverable?
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 11:09 AM on September 28, 2005 (2 comments)

Blog about hypertext in print?

What's the name of the blog (short for "Web log," a kind of online journal or diary) that covers hypertext-like design features in print media like newspapers?
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 2:53 PM on September 19, 2005 (12 comments)

Ninjalicious dies

Jeff Chapman (Ninjalicious of Infiltration.org) dies. He created Infiltration, the zine that documented and instructed the practice of "urban exploration" (spelunking in buildings where you're not supposed to go). Discovering his zine led me to understand that my lengthy time-killing in the catacombs of the Ontario provincial government was an activity with an actual name - and purpose. Chapman, a liver-transplant recipient, died in Toronto of cancer at age 31. Details from his wife. (Previous mention)
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 4:32 PM on August 25, 2005 (29 comments)

Library-style bookshelves?

Source for library-style enamelled-metal bookshelves (or equivalent)?
posted to Ask Metafilter by joeclark at 7:46 AM on July 10, 2005 (6 comments)

PayPal delists gay sites

Not porn, just gay PayPal suddenly delists queer sites: “[H]e raised objections to PalPal’s action, saying his organization’s aim is to educate the public on ways to avoid AIDS. He said PayPal never responded to his concerns.... PayPal sent [another site owner] a reply saying the company would consider reinstating his account if he submits a statement promising to ‘remove the book covers wherein individuals are touching each other’ ”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 11:09 AM on October 23, 2004 (25 comments)

How to quit being fake

How to quit being fake John Kusch: “When I was 13, I decided to become a fake poet.... When I was 27, I decided to become a fake writer. When I was 32, I decided to become a fake personal assistant.... I was tired of dressing Fake Business Casual, of lowering my fake gaze in the boardroom while dropping off copies during a fake meeting, of waiting until the fake members had their pick before being allowed to have a leftover cookie.... So I got a job working nights in a jail, alphabetizing things that nobody else can be bothered to alphabetize, where I will be left alone, where I can be a real nobody in a real nowhere, under the radar screen that I am beginning to suspect is fake, too”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 8:02 PM on May 22, 2003 (64 comments)

Penisblog!

Penisblog Ben Brown did it ages ago, staking out the avant-garde as usual. Now the meme gets its own site. Can you match the member to the bloggeur? (Extra credit for spinning the project into a discursion on openness and self-revelation online.) Not, as they say, work-safe.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 8:17 AM on April 16, 2003 (64 comments)

Pink Bunny: Hip or myth?

Pink Bunny’s LiveJournal Pink Bunny is a character in a film beginning principal photography this month, Crypto-Candida. If she isn’t real, how can her LiveJournal be?
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 6:43 PM on March 4, 2003 (2 comments)

Du-blog-ious Achievement Awards

Du-blog-ious Achievement Awards Marc Weisblott cannot even keep from slagging himself: “Maintained a personal blog without permalinks, archives, or even dates on the posts, thus preventing the sort of critical scrutiny he performs on others. Barely earned more money at age thirty-one than he did at twenty-one. And – oh, yes – enough of a coward to not be able to compile a Worst Blogs of 2002 list without attaching himself to the end of the list. Or is that just unadulterated self-loathing?”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 5:40 PM on December 26, 2002 (8 comments)

The world looks wretched from the bottom of a glass

Columnist too hung over to cover case of alcoholic Rosie Di Manno, Toronto Star: “I drank to grotesque excess the other night, waking up the morning after with a double-whammy red-wine-and-nicotine hangover.... The upshot is that I missed a full day of the trial I've been covering the past couple of weeks – a $750,000 civil suit brought by [Thomas] Kerr against nine police officers.... That night... was one of the few, very few, evenings over the past quarter-century when Kerr wasn't sloshed.” Journalist, heal thyself.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 11:18 AM on December 16, 2002 (8 comments)

“I would put forth the theory that...

What a bunch of feral Slashdotters had to say when Blogger... got hacked recently “I would put forth the theory that communication may have been one of the very shortcomings that channelled so many veteran Slashdotters into their chosen field of hunched backs, Help Desk apps that prevent human communication, and Barney Miller-school hair concepts” – John Kusch
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 1:31 PM on October 28, 2002 (33 comments)

Andy Crewdson shuts down Lines & Splines....

Lines & Splines goes the way of hot-metal type Andy Crewdson shuts down Lines & Splines. Beyond the stated reasons, speculation as to why would of course be as improper as any use of Arial.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 5:49 PM on May 12, 2002 (25 comments)

You've read the book. Now buy the T-shirt. Wear it...

Entomology and DEATH You've read the book. Now buy the T-shirt. Wear it and bug the d00dz in the weight room!
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 3:29 AM on April 18, 2002 (6 comments)

The CBC gives the Web/TV interface another go with...

Web/TV, apparently The CBC gives the Web/TV interface another go with Zed. Instead of collateral materials from a TV show posted on the Web (a begrudging old-media conceit), you post on the Web and it’s all voted onto a TV show. Details skimpy at present, but quite possibly viable.
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 1:50 PM on March 12, 2002

Brenda Berkman, highest-ranking female FDNY...

Report from Ground Zero Brenda Berkman, highest-ranking female FDNY firefighter (25 women, 11,475 men): “[O]ne good thing that has come out of it is that I didn’t have to die to find out how many people care about me. It has really been overwhelming, the love and concern that has been directed to me from women and men from all over the country.” No female firefighters died in the bombing: “We have fathers and sons on that list, brothers on that list.... But no women firefighters, which was an absolute miracle because a huge percentage of us are in the companies that were hit the hardest.”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 7:38 AM on March 11, 2002 (2 comments)

Glenn McDonald: “Supernatural is death music...

The meaning of Stuart Adamson Glenn McDonald: “Supernatural is death music to me now, in a year when the last thing I need is more contemplation of death. The gift the end of a record gives us, and so too the end of a career or a life, is the opportunity to go back to the beginning again... All my grandparents are dead. The leader of my favorite band is dead. Two of my favorite writers are dead, and one of the others hasn't published a book since 1963. We too will vanish, whether in flames or our sleep or capitulation.... Mean what you are. Do nothing that can be undone, and live or die with the consequences. Live in such a way that if you tell people to stay alive, and then die nevertheless, they will know that what you and they believed together was stronger and truer than anything that merely happened”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 10:49 AM on December 23, 2001 (5 comments)

Who’s next among alabaster-complected...

Tilda Swinton: Action Heroine Who’s next among alabaster-complected redhead action heroines – Julianne Moore? “In the end, what ensures our fixation on the screen is Tilda, Tilda, Tilda. Has she been pumping iron or what? Previously known for her glacial composure, here she’s virtually an action hero”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 2:47 PM on December 16, 2001 (14 comments)

Real-time captioners worked nonstop during and...

Captioning Stories Real-time captioners worked nonstop during and after the bombing. “What was so challenging about captioning live television coverage of the September 11 terrorist attack was that the emotional impact of the enormity of the horror took its toll on me personally. My sister is a flight attendant for American Airlines, one of my sons is a pilot for United Airlines, and my other son is a firefighter paramedic.... [C]aptioning the coverage of the anguish experienced by the families of the pilots, flight attendants, firefighters... was the first time in my 28-year career that I was not able to distance myself emotionally. After 16 years of work in the Los Angeles Superior Court reporting horrific criminal cases, including death-penalty cases, I thought I had the ability to steel my emotions and do my job. But nothing in my past prepared me for this”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 12:28 PM on December 3, 2001 (2 comments)

“Jerry Dow O’Neal II owned The Current News, a...

In death, J.D. O'Neal leaves few with fond memories “Jerry Dow O’Neal II owned The Current News, a small gay magazine. [...] By last month, when J.D. O’Neal committed suicide to avoid prosecution and shame, hardly anyone in Kansas City considered him a good friend. The 37-year-old white-collar crook and gay-rights opportunist had created enemies throughout the community. [...] ‘It was important for [J.D.] to appear successful.’ [...] ‘I’ll believe he’s dead when I see the body’ ”
posted to MetaFilter by joeclark at 6:18 PM on November 24, 2001 (3 comments)