I feel like I might have food poisoning, but haven't started throwing up yet. Can I do anything to ameliorate the awfulness that might be on the horizon?
posted to Ask Metafilter by The Monkey at 3:22 AM on January 9, 2008 (31 comments)

Juggling TaeBo Masterclass. With bonus Russian girl bench press routine. [youtubefilter]
posted to MetaFilter by The Monkey at 7:35 PM on September 26, 2006 (25 comments)

How did I manage to blow up a computer power supply when I tried to connect audio out from a VCR to the line in on the computer soundcard.
posted to Ask Metafilter by The Monkey at 10:41 PM on April 5, 2006 (12 comments)

He would have been okay in New Zealand, where prostitution is legal. But when James Bond director Lee Tamahori dressed up in women's clothes, and approached an undercover Hollywood police officer with an offer of oral sex, he was arrested and charged with soliciting an act of prostitution and loitering with the intent to commit prostitution. Hugh Grant's career didn't seem too badly affected by his indiscretions with Divine Brown, but some might argue they were more palatable to the general public. (Other Tamahori films include, xXx: State of the Union and New Zealand movie Once Were Warriors.)
posted to MetaFilter by The Monkey at 9:56 PM on February 2, 2006 (24 comments)

Happy New Year! We're already well into it here in New Zealand, and I hope that as the rest of you catch up, yours get as good a start as mine.
posted to MetaTalk by The Monkey at 5:45 AM on December 31, 2005 (19 comments)

Did someone try to steal my awesome account? I just got my password emailed to me, with a statement that I requested it, but... I didn't request it.
posted to MetaTalk by The Monkey at 4:22 PM on October 19, 2005 (18 comments)