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MeFi comment: "I need to have a lifestyle where this is low end. Wow. I think he means a low-end quad core processor. You can get a Q6600 Quad core for about $180 these days. That's not exactly prohibitively expensive. Yep, that's what I meant - I have the..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by BrotherCaine
Yesterday

Ask comment: "Metafilter." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by domi_p
2 months ago

MeTa comment: "Apple hatebots on metafilter? Seriously? Apple has a hard time on metafilter like Christians have a hard time on Fox News." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by PeterMcDermott
3 months ago

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited 6 times, recently by tehloki, Mick, Faint of Butt, sebastienbailard, MikeKD, KingoftheWhales
5 months ago

MeFi comment: "I don't know how good his headset microphone is, but if the background noise on the video is anything to go by, I'm not surprised the software is having trouble. (Never mind that it's probably set up for dictating letters in English.) An ex of..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by yerfatma
5 months ago

Ask comment: "You're an idealogue, you really have to be in a relationship with someone with a similar lifestyle. This shouldn't be impossible to find, but it doesn't help that you (for better or worse) have a pretty fringe lifestyle. Your current fiancee..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by streetdreams, teleskiving
5 months ago

MeFi comment: "Hypnotise the bun-bun." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by null terminated
5 months ago

Ask comment: "oxford blue is entirely right about who you're protecting yourself from, it really is "them", every paranoid's favorite faceless bogeyman. The chances of anyone watching are probably small*, but it's easy to take reasonable care, so you..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by JimN2TAW
6 months ago

Ask post: Tiiigggeeeerrrrrrrr.
favorited 3 times, recently by hannahq, jayden, melorama
6 months ago

Ask comment: "You cry a lot and your heart aches. And then your heart keeps aching, but you only cry every now and then. And then your heart aches but you don't cry. And then your heart aches a bit less. And then one day you realise your heart doesn't ache..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by somanyamys
7 months ago

MeTa comment: "Dear Metafilterians, Metafilter is not a feminist battleground, but if you find a great site that is a feminist battleground, metafilter is the place to post a link to that site. Cheers, The..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by blasdelf
8 months ago

MeFi comment: "Marriage implies informed consent - otherwise we wouldn't call it that, it'd just be ownership. So we have to ask why would a robot smart enough to be considered able to rationally consider 'the question', want to marry one of us? Being human,..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by basicchannel, oddman
9 months ago

MeFi comment: "Wait, he's tough because he drinks beer? God damned dorks." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by No-sword, mrnutty
11 months ago

Ask comment: "I use the FLV Embed plugin, which makes it all super easy. It uses Jeroen Wijering's flash player, but I think they basically all do - it just does the job so nicely. Simply upload your .FLV file to some known place on your server - or any server,..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by damiano99
11 months ago

Ask comment: "I've asked my partner about 10 or 12 times already, let this be a warning to you that some girls don't like the whole "so, we could go get married tomorrow" casual approach too much...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Floydd
Last year

Ask comment: "We already have lots of the things suggested. Pork rinds for instance, southern comfort, and SPAM. (Please, every supermarket in the WORLD has SPAM.) We also have all kinds of marshmellow crap, both local and imported. I don't know what the..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by altolinguistic
Last year

MeFi comment: "Christ almighty you're a retard. Stop crying about the bloody video. Next time you get pissed off, keep it to yourself. Metafilter is not for things that piss you off, it's for the best things on the internet...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Heywood Mogroot
Last year

Ask comment: "It wasn't falsely dead. It really was dead - it didn't work! The guy had no way of knowing what it would take to get it going, but he did manage to resuscitate the thing. You could have done exactly what he did, but you didn't. It's a working..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by blueberry
Last year

Ask comment: "You can mark more than one good answer. :) Even more thanks! I really appreciate all your responses. So... Go on then." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by The Monkey
Last year

Ask comment: "I've heard that if you make an alkali metal turducken, it doesn't react with water, even if the total weight is over 50kg, and it's launched into the water from a compressed air cannon with immense force! If only there was someone who could prove..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by juv3nal
Last year

Ask comment: "I couldn't agree with orthogonality more. He's a superchipmunkish little tyke in need. Trying to do something for him isn't stupid, it's compassionate, and good for you for trying. Even just providing him with a safe source of food, water, and..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by orthogonality
Last year