MeFi comment:
"Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo?
Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [
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MeFi comment:
"What would you do?
None of the stupid shit this prick did, for starters." [
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Ask comment:
"If you're constantly needing something in your gob, trying chewing some gum? If you need to swallow, maybe try water?
I've lost about 4 kb
Which is fine if you're only a few kb overweight, but if you have a megabyte to lose or more, you're..." [
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Ask comment:
"This is awful. I'd be really upset. Do as Fairchild said and tell the bridesmaid or go to her directly. If she's intentionally leaving you out, then fuck her, you're not friends.
(And at that point I'd start a very slow, very subtle whispering..." [
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Ask comment:
"Picture this:
People are allowed in one at a time (keep everyone else entertained in the hallway with low quality domestic beer served in plastic cups)as each person is admitted into the room, the door slams shut behind them, and a hood is forced..." [
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Ask comment:
"You're an idealogue, you really have to be in a relationship with someone with a similar lifestyle. This shouldn't be impossible to find, but it doesn't help that you (for better or worse) have a pretty fringe lifestyle.
Your current fiancee..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Marriage implies informed consent - otherwise we wouldn't call it that, it'd just be ownership.
So we have to ask why would a robot smart enough to be considered able to rationally consider 'the question', want to marry one of us?
Being human,..." [
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