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Ask comment: "The Maori creation myth isn't really about intelligent design, it's more about a chaotic battle between gods & their parents than about some omnipotent being lording it over all of our lives. We start with the familiar void, then the sky father..." [more]
favorited by chrisbucks on September 29, 2008 4:34 AM

MeFi comment: "What would you do? None of the stupid shit this prick did, for starters." [more]
favorited by six-or-six-thirty on September 28, 2008 1:41 PM

MeFi comment: "What would you do? None of the stupid shit this prick did, for starters." [more]
favorited by tehloki on September 27, 2008 1:28 PM

Ask comment: "This is awful. I'd be really upset. Do as Fairchild said and tell the bridesmaid or go to her directly. If she's intentionally leaving you out, then fuck her, you're not friends. (And at that point I'd start a very slow, very subtle whispering..." [more]
favorited by Xere on September 27, 2008 12:20 PM

MeFi comment: "What would you do? None of the stupid shit this prick did, for starters." [more]
favorited by dabitch on September 27, 2008 11:38 AM

MeFi comment: "What would you do? None of the stupid shit this prick did, for starters." [more]
favorited by mikelieman on September 27, 2008 11:17 AM

MeFi comment: "What would you do? None of the stupid shit this prick did, for starters." [more]
favorited by bardic on September 27, 2008 10:30 AM

Ask comment: "This is awful. I'd be really upset. Do as Fairchild said and tell the bridesmaid or go to her directly. If she's intentionally leaving you out, then fuck her, you're not friends. (And at that point I'd start a very slow, very subtle whispering..." [more]
favorited by VioletU on September 27, 2008 7:48 AM

Ask comment: "Picture this: People are allowed in one at a time (keep everyone else entertained in the hallway with low quality domestic beer served in plastic cups)as each person is admitted into the room, the door slams shut behind them, and a hood is forced..." [more]
favorited by Asymptote on September 17, 2008 10:22 PM

Ask comment: "If the dog locks on, you probably won't be able to detach its jaws by yourself, try grabbing it by the collar or scruff of the neck and lifting it off the ground - depending on the breed of the dog and how well it is fed, even a very strong dog is..." [more]
favorited by TochterAusElysium on September 17, 2008 9:09 AM

Ask comment: "Picture this: People are allowed in one at a time (keep everyone else entertained in the hallway with low quality domestic beer served in plastic cups)as each person is admitted into the room, the door slams shut behind them, and a hood is forced..." [more]
favorited by silby on September 17, 2008 6:38 AM

Ask comment: "I hate it when people leave stuff in the sink. I don't care how much crap is on the side, just keep the bloody sink clear! Now, my personal approach to cleaning starts, as i_a_j_s suggested: with sorting. I get rid of all the old crap, all the..." [more]
favorited by timetoevolve on September 15, 2008 11:46 AM

Ask comment: "There is no damage control because there is no damage. Stop worrying, go back to bed. Seriously. Don't try to do anything more about this. Just turn up to work tomorrow (assuming you're better) and don't even mention it unless someone asks...." [more]
favorited by DevilsAdvocate on September 8, 2008 12:03 PM

MeFi comment: "More like Cockpunch, amirite. Talk about being in love with your typewriter." [more]
favorited by nasreddin on September 2, 2008 8:27 AM

MeFi comment: "Even a hard core natural selection guy has to admit [...] Just because it's prima facie compelling doesn't mean it isn't complete bullshit. I have to admit nothing until more science is done...." [more]
favorited by Pope Guilty on September 2, 2008 8:04 AM

MeFi comment: "Wai, wait, wait... A missing link in a post about evolution?" [more]
favorited by Pope Guilty on September 2, 2008 8:02 AM

MeFi comment: "Wai, wait, wait... A missing link in a post about evolution?" [more]
favorited by sluglicker on September 2, 2008 4:27 AM

MeFi comment: "Wai, wait, wait... A missing link in a post about evolution?" [more]
favorited by JaredSeth on September 2, 2008 3:52 AM

MeFi comment: "Wai, wait, wait... A missing link in a post about evolution?" [more]
favorited by milov on September 2, 2008 2:28 AM

MeFi comment: "Wai, wait, wait... A missing link in a post about evolution?" [more]
favorited by Blazecock Pileon on September 2, 2008 2:19 AM

MeFi comment: "Wai, wait, wait... A missing link in a post about evolution?" [more]
favorited by empath on September 2, 2008 1:16 AM

Ask comment: "If you're constantly needing something in your gob, trying chewing some gum? If you need to swallow, maybe try water? I've lost about 4 kb Which is fine if you're only a few kb overweight, but if you have a megabyte to lose or more, you're..." [more]
favorited by thisisnotkatrina on August 5, 2008 9:26 AM

Ask comment: "If you're constantly needing something in your gob, trying chewing some gum? If you need to swallow, maybe try water? I've lost about 4 kb Which is fine if you're only a few kb overweight, but if you have a megabyte to lose or more, you're..." [more]
favorited by Auden on August 4, 2008 10:42 PM

Ask comment: "If you're constantly needing something in your gob, trying chewing some gum? If you need to swallow, maybe try water? I've lost about 4 kb Which is fine if you're only a few kb overweight, but if you have a megabyte to lose or more, you're..." [more]
favorited by Cat Pie Hurts on August 4, 2008 8:18 AM

MeFi comment: "I'm a very happy Vista 64 user. Snappy and completely, flawlessly, 100% rock solid stable. And I've never had any problems with incompatibility - hardware (I haven't had cause to plug in my years-old Canon scanner yet, so don't know if that will..." [more]
favorited by anildash on July 29, 2008 1:16 PM

MeFi comment: "Well great that we now know what the haters think. I thought some of his work was great, the Armstrong piece is amongst the least of it." [more]
favorited by iamkimiam on July 27, 2008 8:18 AM

MeFi comment: "I need to have a lifestyle where this is low end. Wow. I think he means a low-end quad core processor. You can get a Q6600 Quad core for about $180 these days. That's not exactly prohibitively expensive. Yep, that's what I meant - I have the..." [more]
favorited by BrotherCaine on July 25, 2008 12:34 AM

Ask comment: "Metafilter." [more]
favorited by domi_p on May 4, 2008 8:09 AM

MeTa comment: "Apple hatebots on metafilter? Seriously? Apple has a hard time on metafilter like Christians have a hard time on Fox News." [more]
favorited by PeterMcDermott on April 26, 2008 1:47 AM

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited by tehloki on February 20, 2008 6:04 PM

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited by Mick on February 20, 2008 4:43 AM

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited by Faint of Butt on February 20, 2008 3:23 AM

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited by sebastienbailard on February 20, 2008 12:36 AM

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited by MikeKD on February 19, 2008 10:30 PM

MeFi comment: "Oh god... why, when faced with news this great, does my mind go straight for the dirty innuendo? Because this prosthetic arm? It vibrates." [more]
favorited by KingoftheWhales on February 19, 2008 9:42 PM

MeFi comment: "I don't know how good his headset microphone is, but if the background noise on the video is anything to go by, I'm not surprised the software is having trouble. (Never mind that it's probably set up for dictating letters in English.) An ex of..." [more]
favorited by yerfatma on February 18, 2008 11:54 AM

Ask comment: "You're an idealogue, you really have to be in a relationship with someone with a similar lifestyle. This shouldn't be impossible to find, but it doesn't help that you (for better or worse) have a pretty fringe lifestyle. Your current fiancee..." [more]
favorited by streetdreams on February 8, 2008 3:08 AM

MeFi comment: "Hypnotise the bun-bun." [more]
favorited by null terminated on February 5, 2008 4:26 AM

Ask comment: "oxford blue is entirely right about who you're protecting yourself from, it really is "them", every paranoid's favorite faceless bogeyman. The chances of anyone watching are probably small*, but it's easy to take reasonable care, so you..." [more]
favorited by JimN2TAW on January 21, 2008 12:29 PM

Ask post: Tiiigggeeeerrrrrrrr.
favorited by hannahq on January 9, 2008 6:38 PM

Ask post: Tiiigggeeeerrrrrrrr.
favorited by jayden on January 9, 2008 6:07 AM

Ask post: Tiiigggeeeerrrrrrrr.
favorited by melorama on January 9, 2008 4:44 AM

Ask comment: "You cry a lot and your heart aches. And then your heart keeps aching, but you only cry every now and then. And then your heart aches but you don't cry. And then your heart aches a bit less. And then one day you realise your heart doesn't ache..." [more]
favorited by somanyamys on December 20, 2007 5:49 AM

MeTa comment: "Dear Metafilterians, Metafilter is not a feminist battleground, but if you find a great site that is a feminist battleground, metafilter is the place to post a link to that site. Cheers, The..." [more]
favorited by blasdelf on November 17, 2007 2:01 PM

MeFi comment: "Marriage implies informed consent - otherwise we wouldn't call it that, it'd just be ownership. So we have to ask why would a robot smart enough to be considered able to rationally consider 'the question', want to marry one of us? Being human,..." [more]
favorited by basicchannel on October 16, 2007 8:43 AM

MeFi comment: "Marriage implies informed consent - otherwise we wouldn't call it that, it'd just be ownership. So we have to ask why would a robot smart enough to be considered able to rationally consider 'the question', want to marry one of us? Being human,..." [more]
favorited by oddman on October 16, 2007 4:26 AM

MeFi comment: "Wait, he's tough because he drinks beer? God damned dorks." [more]
favorited by No-sword on August 18, 2007 9:51 PM

MeFi comment: "Wait, he's tough because he drinks beer? God damned dorks." [more]
favorited by mrnutty on August 18, 2007 8:35 PM

Ask comment: "I use the FLV Embed plugin, which makes it all super easy. It uses Jeroen Wijering's flash player, but I think they basically all do - it just does the job so nicely. Simply upload your .FLV file to some known place on your server - or any server,..." [more]
favorited by damiano99 on August 8, 2007 9:18 AM

Ask comment: "I've asked my partner about 10 or 12 times already, let this be a warning to you that some girls don't like the whole "so, we could go get married tomorrow" casual approach too much...." [more]
favorited by Floydd on May 26, 2007 5:25 PM

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