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"Oh, and limit the "TV rots your brain" talk. Sure it's true but what you really need to focus on is finding more exciting things for your niece to do...." [
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"Take basic preventative health measures: eat well, brush your teeth, get enough sleep, exercise, wear a helmet/seatbelt, don't smoke, wash your hands etc. All these are a lot cheaper than health care...." [
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"If you really want to mess with the Republicans, vote for Ron Paul. Sure he'll never win, but his campaign makes the entire Republican party look ridiculous...." [
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"A physics professor and his lab assistant were trying to liberate negatively charged hydroxyl ions. The assistant turned to the professor and says "but professor, what if the salicylic acid won't accept the hydroxyl ion?" and the professor..." [
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"This seems like it would make for some really great excuses:
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"I will eat nothing but yogurt for a year if they make one last commercial where a tiger breaks into a dayspa or something and eats those bitches.
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"Buy generic brands when you can. Avoid prepackaged stuff. Pay attention to unit prices when you're comparing products. Buy produce that's in season." [
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"Pizza is pretty standard party food for a reason: it's cheap, easy and pretty universally liked. I still remember the birthday party where my friend's mom made individual pizza crusts for everyone and we got to top them ourselves. It was fun and..." [
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