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MeFi post: David Byrne is a genius
Metafilter: you will simply have to take my word for it
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 11:24 PM on September 30, 2008

MeFi post: Cats Defending Henhouses
I think it's important to clarify something that these links are omitting. Ullyot may have been at the White House when the Torture Memos were first proposed by Yoo and Bybee, but there's really no way he had a hand in them. The insider's account of The Terror Presidency by Jack Goldsmith makes it quite clear how Yoo and Addington employed secrecy to make sure that the only people involved were those who would never fight back.

So the real question is this: do we want... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 2:13 PM on September 30, 2008

MeFi post: Completely new websites!
I have a bridge in second life to sell you....

Wait, I wish I did. damn.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 12:33 AM on September 30, 2008

MeFi post: For a Prosperous Tomorrow
A link to Whole Foods or the Obama campaign would have been just as effective. Er, I mean just the Whole Foods. *runs for cover* *oh noes, they're everywhere!*
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 9:34 PM on September 16, 2008

MeFi post: Support Our Poops
Whatever. Our poops are baby killers.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 12:37 PM on September 11, 2008

MeFi post: Life as an asexual couple
The immediate denial of liking boys stood out to me. I've often wondered if a large percentage of self-professed asexuals were individuals struggling with desires they didn't want to accept and therefore "turned off" that part of their person. I'm not saying you can't be asexual, but my instinct is to always assume that someone is struggling with something, not that someone is missing something.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 9:28 AM on September 9, 2008

MeFi post: "For the rest of the evening my name will be Violetta."
I'm so sick of this wave of ivy-league callgirl stories. Whether or not this is true (highly doubt it) it should have no bearing on any discussion of prostitution. If a bunch of wealthy Manhattanites decided to work in an asbestos mine because they loved the independence, and like, totally hated safety regulations, they shouldn' be able to impact policy discussions. Every time I read an article like this I feel like a dozen or so discussions on trafficking are silenced by statistical... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 5:09 PM on September 7, 2008
kid ichorous, the analogy holds whether it kills your erection or not. The widespread abuses of sex workers and the extreme indignities suffered both by women who are trafficked and by other women who find themselves in sex work have nothing to do with zero-tolerance thinking and everything to do with the fact that we live in a patriarchy that chews up and spits out these women. Blaming second-wave feminists is just laughable and a pretty rough defense mechanism; similar to blaming... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:35 PM on September 7, 2008
Where exactly do you get the idea that these women constitute the majority of sex workers?

Numbers are numbers. The vast majority of women in prostitution were abused as children. The overwhelming majority of prostitutes want to leave the job (The Elizabeth Fry Society found that over 90% of women in street prostitution want to leave but cannot). Finally, data exist that 60-80 percent of prostitutes are raped while on the job. Doesn't sound like... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 5:08 AM on September 8, 2008

MeFi post: "Homosexuality: Legitimate Alternative Deathstyle"
instadouble, just add water
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:57 PM on September 3, 2008
wait, maybe I didn't see that here. Ignore me. IGNORE ME!
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:57 PM on September 3, 2008

MeFi post: I Apocalypse Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Mad Max 3 + Madagascar = Madagascar Max 3

The 3 seals the deal for me.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 4:25 PM on September 2, 2008
Making Mr. Right + Stop Making Sense = Stop Making Sense Mr. Right

I can't believe this is getting me to laugh so hard, but it is.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 4:28 PM on September 2, 2008

MeFi post: having grand old party time...wish you were here
I was going to complain about this post, but the St Paul police raided my house four days ago in a preemptive anti-snark sweep.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 12:08 PM on September 2, 2008

MeFi post: St. Paul Police say Democracy? No.
As someone who has attended many protests like this and has been arrested at a few, I can say that this is nothing new and has nothing to do with the Republicans. This is really the problem of the St Paul police, which is a nice way of saying the people of St. Paul. Middle-class white Americans have gleefully watched as local police forces are transformed into Swat teams and have had no problem locking up tons of black people in order to feel a little safer. These tactics are nothing new and... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 7:49 PM on September 1, 2008
or in other words: if Kent State happened today a majority of Americans would support the national guard and a smaller minority would have been ok if the students had been waterboarded first. Absent any pressure from the people, of course the police are going to do this.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 7:52 PM on September 1, 2008

MeFi post: What trickles, if no money moves?
Is this is a single link post to a NYT article that's over a year old? Yes. Yes it is. Well, if that's the case, I concur and provide the following evidence: crime doesn't pay.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 11:58 PM on August 31, 2008

MeFi post: Republicans just can't get away from this stuff even if they wanted to
why is the manhunt link marked nsfw? It might get that way but certainly no more than craigslist would.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 12:03 AM on August 29, 2008

MeFi post: Wither Obama?
This post makes aborted fetus jebus cry.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 9:28 PM on August 28, 2008
This is very subtle time cube trolling.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 9:40 PM on August 28, 2008

MeFi post: Obitfilter: Del Martin
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posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 7:50 PM on August 27, 2008

MeFi post: Mr. Hollander's Opus: A Trilogy of Antifeminist Lawsuits
somewhere (Ann Arbor) Catharine MacKinnon is smiling at someone who doesn't understand substantive equality in the best possible way.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 11:31 PM on August 19, 2008

MeFi post: Obama/Kennedy?
Obama/Kennedy is good, I'll give him that. What I really want to see though is Bill Bradley. Tallest ticket ever. They'd dunk McCain. And he's an intelligent elder statesman who can credibly represent progressive change. But mostly the height. Americans love tall people.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 5:41 PM on August 19, 2008

MeFi post: Hatecrimes
That is some godawful reporting by the Salt Lake Tribune and it's almost as though they want him lynched. Significant facts, such as the victim's sexuality and the location of the children are presented as ambiguous or purely sympathetic to the attackers. Whether or not the children were located in the bedroom certainly seems important to the commentators, but instead of discussing the issue, Alberty lets the attackers tell the story. Twice they mention the bedroom, with no dissent. But the... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 12:24 PM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: Its our ten year anniversary, my future girlfriend...
I always enjoy these things, but they often leave out the more obscure memes. This timeline does a good job, but it's in a difficult-to-read format. I think this site has a better layout.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 6:03 AM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: Toilet Confessions
So I once urinated on the statue of Christopher Columbus in front of a hundred thousand people. I really had to go and there were cops everywhere guarding the kind of places that would have public bathrooms. This wasn't intended as a political statement, despite being at a protest. I just had to go and had few options. Anyway, despite asking my friends to "cover me" (it made as little sense to them as it does typing), people started noticing and joining in. I suspect others were... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 7:49 PM on August 6, 2008

MeFi post: Let's Go Exploring
This seems like pretty straightforward copyright violations and like those that came before it, will hopefully go away soon. Bad form and subpar post.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 2:25 PM on August 5, 2008

MeFi post: "Are we in the midst of a coup?"
Dear Most of the rest of the world,

Please don't pity us. Instead, take our guns away. We're never going to learn and we need to be stopped before we lose it again.

XO
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:27 PM on August 3, 2008

MeFi post: C'mon, Get Happy! And Married!
Deval Patrick is my president.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2008

MeFi post: Van Doren Gives Answers
The passivity of the article left a bad taste in my mouth. I enjoyed the movie when it came out and this has always been a fascinating subject to me. As such, I liked hearing a new recollection from a central figure. That said, he doesn't seem to see himself as someone who was in the wrong - merely as someone who somehow ended up in a complicated situation that ultimately came crashing down around him. I know there are people who think that this was a good thing for Americans, teaching them... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 1:20 PM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: Don't Cry for Me, I'm Already Dead
Great find, thanks.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 11:54 AM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: Customize your disease and wipe out the population
flurish? flurish?
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:08 AM on July 20, 2008

MeFi post: 'The Politics of Fear'
For what it's worth, when John McCain was born, it was called the New Amsterdamer.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:08 PM on July 13, 2008

MeFi post: Being slightly evil ensures a prolific sex life
Personally I just love a good cackle. I said cackle, right?
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 7:59 AM on July 3, 2008

MeFi post: Boing Boing Finds 21st Century Trotsky?
Instead of harping on the word unpublish, I mourn that a more over-the-top word wasn't chosen. They should have just gotten straight to the point:

We dewonderfuled her.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 2:02 PM on July 1, 2008

MeFi post: Edith Macefield and her house
I'm squatting in this thread and I refuse to let it close!
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 8:02 AM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: Gaza: The Killing Zone
What we want is a good debate on the I-P conflict IN AMERICA.

Unless Paula Abdul is judging it, no such kind of debate exists in America. It's not even clear we'd want the average American weighing in on this one. even if you screen for the millions who either hate A-rabs or hate Heebs, you're still going to be stuck with a population that's overwhelmingly willing to bomb and torture the rest of the world so that they feel safe while driving their Hummers.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 12:06 PM on June 23, 2008

MeFi post: Under the wide and starry sky / Dig the grave and let me lie: / Glad did I live and gladly die, / And I laid me down with a will.
This story didn't do anything for me. It's probably because I'm insanely attractive and couldn't really empathize or understand Ugly. I mean unbelievably attractive. I stop traffic. Also, it was hard to read.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 10:14 AM on June 22, 2008

MeFi post: Blue Collar Babies
I honestly think that the aid the women receives plays into it

These women wanted babies so badly they went to a homeless man. What makes you think they had anything resembling a decision process that took this piece of information into account in such a manner? The facts of this case absolutely scream against your conclusion.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 7:03 PM on June 19, 2008

MeFi post: "The test for determining the scope of this provision must not be subject to manipulation by those whose power it is designed to restrain."
I work at the firm that represented the plaintiffs in the case. Ostensibly we won and obviously this was a cause for celebration. And yet at the same time a somber tone prevailed, as it should have. These men have been at Gitmo for six years and only now do they get a chance to prove their innocence. Their search for justice is far from over. I've heard the attorneys who represent these prisoners talk about visits to the Gitmo detnetion cells, how these men have been devestated by their... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 6:50 PM on June 12, 2008

MeFi post: Keep the lolxtian talk to a minimum
I'd call up John McCain and see how his childhood was going.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 9:41 AM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: Fritzl, all too nonfictional
The Spice piece is stunningly good. Jokeefe does a good job with it, but the piece out to speak for itself to any reader willing to approach it honestly.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 1:47 PM on June 8, 2008
Reading reactions to this piece by people who've never read Jelinek and who have a knee-jerk reaction to nearly anything that challenges their views on women (and unsurprisingly don't bother to read on the subject either) is my second favorite thing in the world, behind Austria. Wait, I think I fucked that joke up.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 5:14 PM on June 8, 2008

MeFi post: Jim Goad having a brain tumor removed Thursday
We've secretly replaced Allen Spaulding's front page with Folger's instant post. Let's see if he notices the difference.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 11:17 AM on June 3, 2008

MeFi post: My brain hurts.
without wondering why.

When you have a hammer, the whole world looks like your head?
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 4:52 AM on May 27, 2008

MeFi post: He caught the westbound.
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posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 3:37 PM on May 24, 2008

MeFi post: What am I, chopped liver?
Chopped liver is not foie gras and I shudder at the thought processes of those who sought to undo this regulation. The commitment to cruelty runs deep it seems.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 2:13 PM on May 14, 2008
Oh for fuck's sake. Advocating killing people who challenge you in the slightest. Threads like this are why I support animal rights and animal rights activists. The extreme overreaction and refusal to allow anyone to disrupt your established practices means that these groups must be on to something.

You threaten to take away someone's porn or their precious meat and they flip out and masturbate over their sad little fantasies. Hurf Durf I eat three and all that. The... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 3:51 PM on May 14, 2008

MeFi post: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
6/6:30, you're forgetting that this might be the best thing that's ever happened to a brush. As someone who is in fact, 1/4 hairbrush on my father's side, this is a great day for my people.
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 3:20 PM on May 13, 2008

MeFi post: Free the Amazon One-Click! Long Live Open Source Genes!
Project F - your comment is no more complicated than "there exists a status quo" and it's woefully uncomplicated. Yes, powerful people generally want existing patents upheld and they would also benefit the most if they were all overturned. Guess what, that's what makes them powerful. Believe me, Microsoft and GE would just love it if they could pillage the intellectual property of much worse-off inventors and entrepreneurs.

There would be no tech start-ups... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by allen.spaulding at 11:25 PM on May 7, 2008