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"it's college, just show up and the sex will take care of itself. try to wear a condom if at all possible. have fun.
If at all possible?
Are you fucking kidding me? If a condom is not an option, but that dick back in your pants man...." [
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favorited by John Kenneth Fisher on
August 31, 2008 10:36 AM
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"Some friends of our played the umbrella game and it nearly killed me.
You tell people that you're going to a party and they can come too if they decide to bring the right item. It's not actually what they bring that gains them entrance. It's..." [
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favorited by attercoppe on
August 28, 2008 9:55 AM
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"Some friends of our played the umbrella game and it nearly killed me.
You tell people that you're going to a party and they can come too if they decide to bring the right item. It's not actually what they bring that gains them entrance. It's..." [
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favorited by Korou on
August 28, 2008 9:33 AM
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"it's college, just show up and the sex will take care of itself. try to wear a condom if at all possible. have fun.
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Are you fucking kidding me? If a condom is not an option, but that dick back in your pants man...." [
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favorited by Solon and Thanks on
August 26, 2008 8:01 PM
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"it's college, just show up and the sex will take care of itself. try to wear a condom if at all possible. have fun.
If at all possible?
Are you fucking kidding me? If a condom is not an option, but that dick back in your pants man...." [
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favorited by Metroid Baby on
August 26, 2008 10:22 AM
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"I guess I'm in the instinct camp. But with a caveat, people will tell you who they are, immediately. Listen for it. Listen for the new person on the job who comes in late and says "I'm such a flake, I never do anything right" (They're..." [
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favorited by chicainthecity on
August 8, 2008 5:34 PM
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"I sell yarn, and teach knitting, which is an admittedly unrelated part of retail. But. I suspect some things I have learned will be helpful to you.
1. Remember what the person likes. This takes time. Yesterday I was able to pull out just exactly..." [
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favorited by rongorongo on
July 23, 2008 1:11 PM
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"Just know what you're going to suggest. A phrase as simple as "dinner at this japanese place I really like, you have to come with me and try it!" You go out, you like to do things, and you want to bring her along.
I'm getting back into..." [
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favorited by chicainthecity on
July 17, 2008 10:07 PM
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"I think the point is that there are people who just decide to have children, rather than getting ordered by their biological clock.
I'm not sure I believe there's a difference. In the end, everyone decides.
Ah. There are two things that make me..." [
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favorited by Jacqueline on
July 5, 2008 12:42 AM
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"I wouldn't even ask. Just leave him. Look at it this way, he's mean to you, and you don't trust him.
What a combo. You can do so much better. In fact, even alone you are thousands of times better off than with a man who would tell you his friends..." [
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favorited by Space Kitty on
June 21, 2008 11:33 PM
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"Ah Mulan. Teaching young girls that the best way to get your foot in the door is to...pretend to be a man. And doesn't she leave her family for this shenanigans? I say it counts as fitting in the absent parents, even though she absents herself from..." [
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favorited by misha on
March 18, 2008 10:24 AM
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"Seconding the YouTube videos for practice. Pick classes that are related to courses you're enrolled in now, so you're not trying to take notes on nuclear physics if you are an English major with only basic Biology under your belt.
Nthing..." [
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favorited by sweetkid on
March 9, 2008 8:31 AM
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"I tell people with news that they're pregnant, "Didn't anyone tell you not to swallow that stuff?" Nobody thinks it funny but me.
When I flub something in my speech repeatedly, "Rented lips."
When correcting a spelling..." [
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favorited by takeyourmedicine on
February 19, 2008 12:00 PM
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"I tell people with news that they're pregnant, "Didn't anyone tell you not to swallow that stuff?" Nobody thinks it funny but me.
When I flub something in my speech repeatedly, "Rented lips."
When correcting a spelling..." [
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favorited by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew on
February 19, 2008 12:16 AM
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"I tell people with news that they're pregnant, "Didn't anyone tell you not to swallow that stuff?" Nobody thinks it funny but me.
When I flub something in my speech repeatedly, "Rented lips."
When correcting a spelling..." [
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favorited by chronic sublime on
February 17, 2008 3:26 AM
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"I tell people with news that they're pregnant, "Didn't anyone tell you not to swallow that stuff?" Nobody thinks it funny but me.
When I flub something in my speech repeatedly, "Rented lips."
When correcting a spelling..." [
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favorited by i_like_camels on
February 16, 2008 7:40 PM
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"I tell people with news that they're pregnant, "Didn't anyone tell you not to swallow that stuff?" Nobody thinks it funny but me.
When I flub something in my speech repeatedly, "Rented lips."
When correcting a spelling..." [
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favorited by chicainthecity on
February 16, 2008 3:50 PM
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"Have you ever had a really shitty job? If not, may I please suggest getting one, however briefly? If you're not willing to sign up for bottom of the barrel, how about just "regular folks" type stuff, waiting tables or retail (both of which..." [
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favorited by limeonaire on
December 19, 2007 12:30 PM
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"I make granola and eat it out of hand. Bonus points because it doubles as breakfast if you stir in some yogurt and/or add fresh fruit.
3 cups old fashioned oats
1/2 cup walnuts
1/2 cup sliced almonds
3/4 cup shredded unsweetened coconut (I have..." [
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favorited by theredpen on
December 18, 2007 9:42 AM
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"I make granola and eat it out of hand. Bonus points because it doubles as breakfast if you stir in some yogurt and/or add fresh fruit.
3 cups old fashioned oats
1/2 cup walnuts
1/2 cup sliced almonds
3/4 cup shredded unsweetened coconut (I have..." [
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favorited by nixerman on
December 4, 2007 6:06 AM
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"I make granola and eat it out of hand. Bonus points because it doubles as breakfast if you stir in some yogurt and/or add fresh fruit.
3 cups old fashioned oats
1/2 cup walnuts
1/2 cup sliced almonds
3/4 cup shredded unsweetened coconut (I have..." [
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favorited by textilephile on
December 4, 2007 4:03 AM
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"I make granola and eat it out of hand. Bonus points because it doubles as breakfast if you stir in some yogurt and/or add fresh fruit.
3 cups old fashioned oats
1/2 cup walnuts
1/2 cup sliced almonds
3/4 cup shredded unsweetened coconut (I have..." [
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favorited by Helga-woo on
December 4, 2007 2:24 AM
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"Physical exercise. It gets mentioned for grad students all over the place but it's not just an idea. I'm back in my undergrad (also Anthro, but in a teeny department) and really need to start walking more.
The exercise does two things. It keeps..." [
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favorited by eritain on
December 3, 2007 3:51 PM
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"Physical exercise. It gets mentioned for grad students all over the place but it's not just an idea. I'm back in my undergrad (also Anthro, but in a teeny department) and really need to start walking more.
The exercise does two things. It keeps..." [
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favorited by splendid animal on
November 29, 2007 4:46 AM
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"Please please please don't call out the kids without costumes or the kids who seem too old. I was both most years, as we were poor and my parents were incapacitated by drugs and alcohol, so I chaperoned my uncostumed younger siblings around the..." [
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favorited by PeterMcDermott on
October 22, 2007 11:27 AM
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"I have a very funny boyfriend (fiance now!). His brother and dad are also a laugh riot, but also able to be witty in a wry way about things that aren't suitable for guffaws.
So my advice is, hang out and keep talking.
The brother and dad were..." [
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favorited by vronsky on
July 7, 2007 8:43 PM
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"I want to add, don't be all dramatic with the "please forgive me, look, I have my shit together, let's be friends, loooooove me" stuff. Don't make announcements to everyone in the house that you've washed some dishes, swept a floor and..." [
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favorited by poweredbybeard on
July 6, 2007 4:35 AM
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"I'm sorry. You're probably a token in your department in sociological terms. This means that females make up less than 15% of the group you work with. It sounds as though you are being discriminated against in subtle ways that may be hard to prove...." [
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favorited by frosty_hut on
June 26, 2007 6:56 AM
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"Some friends of our played the umbrella game and it nearly killed me.
You tell people that you're going to a party and they can come too if they decide to bring the right item. It's not actually what they bring that gains them entrance. It's..." [
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favorited by rottytooth on
June 8, 2007 8:32 AM
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"It's not the lock itself that makes a door openable with a credit card, but the installation of the door allowing a gap so that one can access the little thing that "locks" the door. You just sweep it and it pushes into the door rather..." [
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May 11, 2007 2:06 AM
