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MeTa comment: "A few months ago I was at work at the famous indie bookstore and some frizzy-haired dude came up to me, looked at me for a moment and said 'Do you post at Metafilter?' 'Who wants to know?' I asked. 'Me. nasreddin...' I was sort of expecting some..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by Solon and Thanks, adamdschneider, louche mustachio
more than 12 hours ago

Ask comment: "A dad who is that actively interested in his son getting 'jiggy with it' is probably about a bazillion times more damaging to a young person's emerging sexual identity than an Abstinence Club. Also, he probably really hates it when you request..." [more]
favorited 6 times, recently by davidmsc, DLWM, Solomon, you're a kitty!, porn in the woods, Wroksie
more than 12 hours ago

MeTa comment: "But forcing the most involved commenters into a ghetto of a crowded over-long barely-loadable thread just so that Matt can keep the horror of political opinion off the public marquee is a slap in the face. As the snark flies... On a blue and..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by cashman
Yesterday

MeTa comment: "I believe people all over the world are going to look back at the Palin nomination as a defining moment for our time. Man, our time is pathetic." [more]
favorited 11 times, recently by Mastercheddaar, shmegegge, XMLicious, longdaysjourney, penduluum, mediareport, Lentrohamsanin, bugbread, h00py, dyoneo, Abiezer
Yesterday

MeFi comment: "listing your favorite books and authors is a crucial, if risky, part of self-branding It's always nice when livestock learn to do things for themselves...." [more]
favorited 20 times, recently by Hello Dad, I'm in Jail, ryanfou, Durn Bronzefist, Zeker, mippy, tehloki, Wolof, spaceman_spiff, graventy, turgid dahlia, sebastienbailard, bodywithoutorgans, lukemeister, quintessencesluglord, Your Time Machine Sucks, nasreddin, hattifattener, fleetmouse, LucretiusJones, Bitter soylent
Yesterday

MeFi comment: "Cartoonist James Sturm's short story Hundreds of Feet Below Daylight was also inspired by the Rock Springs Massacre." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by smartyboots, mike3k, sadiehawkinstein, acro
Yesterday

MeFi comment: "Great, now I'm imagining Aubrey Morris, aka Mr. Deltoid, in a porno: "Take my trousers off, yess? I've heard of ending up in stripey holes, but this is ridiculous, yess? Oh yess? Yess? YESS?" The second scene in the Sexxxing montage..." [more]
favorited 12 times, recently by imperium, BrotherCaine, JHarris, ooga_booga, subgear, turgid dahlia, ao4047, gregvr, Hactar, hal9k, nola, TypographicalError
Yesterday

MeTa comment: "[Cue flurry of blue-faced foot stamping] "FAIR GAME! FAAAAIRRRR GAAAAAAMMMME!!!!"" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by orrnyereg, nasreddin
2 days ago

MeFi comment: "Will there be bridezillas who want their hubby-to-be injected with the genes of Gibbon apes, wolves, termites, coyotes, barn owls, beavers, bald eagles, golden eagles, condors, swans, brolga cranes, French angel fish, sandhill cranes, pigeons, prions..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by BrotherCaine, nickyskye
2 days ago

MeFi comment: "Bleargh. We can do better at making Republicans look like dicks than this. Shit, so can they." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by etaoin
3 days ago

MeTa comment: "Maybe it is indeed a "stunt post" - but its one that happens to have genuine content that is worthy in its own right. I agree, but the framing cuts the legs out from under it in such a way that the content would not be the main focus,..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by BrotherCaine
3 days ago

MeTa comment: "Sooo, meet-up at your place?" [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by koeselitz, Deathalicious, nooneyouknow
3 days ago

MeFi comment: "Man, how many more free lunches is David Frum going to get out of his twelve months of aiding and abetting?" [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by mannequito, orthogonality, Blazecock Pileon
4 days ago

MeTa comment: "No true Scotsman would ever dare disparage oatmeal. I'm not sure a true Scotsman could afford to, unless he wants to subsist on a diet consisting solely of every part of the sheep that isn't edible...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Cool Papa Bell
4 days ago

MeTa comment: "If this MeTa proves anything, it's that being a defective human has nothing to do with one's chromosome count." [more]
favorited 10 times, recently by supercrayon, skyper, madamjujujive, Falconetti, grapefruitmoon, Asparagirl, Pope Guilty, iamkimiam, hydropsyche, nasreddin
4 days ago

MeTa comment: "angrybeaver is a cool username. Can the same be said for placidmuskrat or "Hey, it's cool, man"otter? Case closed." [more]
favorited 8 times, recently by willie11, fourcheesemac, kyleg, fogster, vytae, bitter-girl.com, Dormant Gorilla, nasreddin
4 days ago

MeTa comment: "a poster who might not be aware his link isn't as fresh as thought It's a website, not a dairy case." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by merelyglib
4 days ago

MeFi comment: "our most wicked '80s fantasies Staying up past nine and drinking pop on a weekday?" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by grandsham, Caduceus
5 days ago

MeFi comment: "Meh, it's still better than Marmaduke." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by tehloki, doctor_negative, fleetmouse
6 days ago

MeFi comment: "clowns like those at hillaryis44 who maintain that they won't vote for Obama and will, in fact, vote for McCain: "I’d love to be able to do that. But I can’t. OBAMA CAN NOT BE TRUSTED. And for me, that’s the bottom line. Now, I can vote for..." [more]
favorited 11 times, recently by jonp72, lord_wolf, Solon and Thanks, redfisch, verb, quonsar, Korou, Durn Bronzefist, dirigibleman, Blazecock Pileon, enn
8 days ago

MeTa comment: "Is that Canadian or USA birch bark?" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by IndigoRain
9 days ago

MeTa comment: "I do like "placidmuskrat" though. Well, since All posts are © their original authors, you'll be paying a bit more than $5 for that shiny new account. We here at the Intellectual Properties Division of AmperCorp. accept most major credit..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by IndigoRain
9 days ago

MeFi comment: "I still can't beleive no-one called me out on "HYPERTHETICAL". Meh, I pretty much wrote off anything you had to say after your description of Namor egregiously omitted the Sub-Mariner's ankle wings. Luzer...." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by djfiander, ursus_comiter
9 days ago

MeFi comment: "If you're the product of an interspecies dalliance between a human sea Captain and an Atlantean princess, sprouting ankle wings is probably the best case scenario in the 'What weird shit could come of such a genetically unholy union?' sense of things...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Artw
9 days ago

MeFi comment: ""Where the world comes, together." "World's fastest man indeed." "Officer I swear, her country said she was 16!"" [more]
favorited 29 times, recently by bitter-girl.com, Kimothy, elizardbits, cgomez, every_one_needs_a_hug_sometimes, bugbread, phredgreen, grobstein, Hubajube, pyrex, grandsham, Dragonness, Lou Stuells, JHarris, sixswitch, tehloki, koeselitz, Servo5678, scrump, decagon, milov, RussHy, arcticwoman, MikeKD, roll truck roll, mek, aye, jonp72, Telf
10 days ago

MeFi comment: "He didn't age well. "Ah my boy, someday you'll realize that living well and aging well are as different as the empty bottle and the full. Now, if you'll please pass me something to puke in, I would be much obliged...." [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by RussHy, cazoo, Tullius, three blind mice, orthogonality
11 days ago

MeTa comment: "McCain could have easily side-stepped the question: "Heh... [light chuckle]... to be honest with you, there's only one house for me. It's a bit of a fixer-upper [non-scary smile], but it's got a lot of charm and, and a lot of character..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by iamkimiam, grobstein
11 days ago

MeTa comment: "A snark of MeFites." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by sambosambo, iamkimiam, Deathalicious
11 days ago

MeTa comment: ""Youse guys"" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Caduceus, Artw
11 days ago

MeFi comment: "It's all kosher according to the Chinese Gymnastics 16-Year Plan: "SIXTEEN YEARS IN FOURTEEN, COMRADES!" Yes, I know, different Communists." [more]
favorited 6 times, recently by emmling, katie, fleacircus, orthogonality, Monochrome, etaoin
12 days ago

MeTa comment: "I love that reporters are staking out a sticker factory, looking for sources nearby. Hopefully while they're there they'll do a hard-hitting investigative piece on what goes into the Banana Scratch & Sniffs. 'Cuz that shit don't smell like..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by dirtdirt, brain cloud, Hilweh
12 days ago

MeFi comment: "who among us has not surreptitiously corrected a public sign? I haven't, because: a) I'm not that arrogant a prick, and b) Becoming a spelling commando may be the best thing that's ever happened to your Twitter feed, but it doesn't do anything..." [more]
favorited 5 times, recently by penduluum, divabat, tehloki, tyllwin, doctor_negative
12 days ago

MeFi comment: "Stuff White People Buy "Before I die I want to spend as little time as possible with assholes." Ditto, that's when I closed the tab." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by jayder
12 days ago

MeFi comment: "Besides, who needs rhythmic gymnastics, sync swimming, or other barely-sports anyway anyway? Both require a pretty high level of coordination, focus, and endurance. Lord knows they're more interesting to watch than baseball or cycling...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Dreama
12 days ago

MeFi comment: "I didn't put them in the same category as real books. That's probably because they're not books, they're comics, you silly wank. Do you put TV programs in the same category as films, too? Comics are getting way too expensive, and the audience..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Lentrohamsanin
12 days ago

MeTa comment: "It was funnier without the soulsapping political correctness. And if you had been funny. Shall I expect Matt to also step in... Yeah, what's up with the three of those guys, it's like they think they moderate and administer the site or..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by schyler523
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "And who else but rednecks would build a giant replica horse? The Achaeans?" [more]
favorited 23 times, recently by Locative
2 weeks ago

MeTa comment: "Near as I can tell dame is still around and participating, albeit with less frequency. Seconding the amberglow-missing. Naxosaxur I'm not really familiar with, beyond the slight irritation I experience every time I see the username and realize it..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
2 weeks ago

Ask comment: "Snoopy doodles a kitty and Kilroy in this strip from 1967. Thanks for the wag, crapmatic!" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by spec80
2 weeks ago

Ask comment: "Might I suggest a regular feature on Geometry called "The Line Segment"?" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by nasreddin
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "My 45-day quest to convince myself that I didn't just waste 45 days." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Knigel
2 weeks ago

MeFi post: Who Is Steve Ditko?
favorited 21 times, recently by Telf
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "I have awesome credit and a stable financial situation thanks to my folks giving me something far better than cash and prizes. It's called "knowing how to live within your means". A hell of a lot of folks know how to do it, it's just not..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by nasreddin
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "Pfft, I wore one of these all through high school. (;_;)" [more]
favorited 7 times, recently by kryptondog, pyrex, everichon, nickyskye, oozy rat in a sanitary zoo, cmonkey, kid ichorous
3 weeks ago

MeFi post: Had To Shoot An Elephant Today. Mood: (,_,)
favorited 6 times, recently by Blacksun, educatedslacker, channel-1-, languagehat, hot soup girl, Jahaza
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "More testicles mean more iron. "Hey, honey, Dung Chow Ping died!" Deng Xiaoping's ghost is not amused." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by nasreddin
3 weeks ago

MeTa comment: "*Steps up to microphone, taps it once, twice, coughs* Has this happened to you?!? "Dude, check this out!" "Oooo, look at that link! 'BUSH TO BE IMPEACHED!', wow! I better click it!" [Opens link] "NEVAHGONNAGIVE!..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by paisley henosis
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "the Metafilter thread on the Violet Blue affair is now longer than that provoked by 9/11 On a cursory look, the highest user number in the original September 11, 2001 thread is around 12k. Nowadays, there's 75kers running around, and I'm thinking..." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by paisley henosis
3 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "Is that an alarm cock on the other side of the bed from Ahmadinejad in the guest bedroom? "Sorry I'm late, I was sleeping over at Emmerich's and kept hitting the ooze button......" [more]
favorited 7 times, recently by perilous, Countess Elena, Joh, Flitcraft, hoboynow, Blazecock Pileon, CynicalKnight
4 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "I am not a fan of his movies, but I do like his house." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by letitrain
4 weeks ago

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