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I dont have time to be asking about this. I have stuff to do.

Help me get uninsane with prioritizing, please. I have a list of projects that would thank you for it.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 8:29 PM on September 27, 2008 (5 comments)

Help me figure this out, eh?

Tell me, how the hell do a paint a sign in a font? Examples inside.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 6:50 PM on August 31, 2008 (17 comments)

Can you help me find this statue?

I found this image of a(n angel?) statue with the title "Greece Burning" but i can't find any other details. Can you help?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 6:31 PM on August 21, 2008 (5 comments)

"quod me nutrit me destruit" it is not.

LatinMeFitesUnite!: Please doublecheck/translate "keep what you kill" into Latin for me, pretty please.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 12:42 PM on August 10, 2008 (10 comments)

For me, Draka is always home. What about IRL?

Cost of living website for international cities, plus side question of "How do I find a place there? Is there a website for future expatriates to help with the transitions?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 4:20 PM on July 30, 2008 (10 comments)

Help me get paid, plez.

Because of my time clock at my online job, I have to log in every two hours or else the system thinks that I forgot to log out and I don't get paid for that time. I need an online timer that, at the 2 hour mark or whatever I set, a window will flash on my screen to remind me to go log in again. For your info, I'm running Vista.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 9:51 AM on July 12, 2008 (12 comments)

Obviously Web 2.0 is not good enough. Help.

Boss needs a CSS drop down vertical menu, circa non-existent Web 5.0. Oh, and he needs it tomorrow. Please point me at a picture or something to use as reference (or even use THAT) so I don't lose my job because I'm not psychic.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 12:25 PM on June 2, 2008 (7 comments)

"PC load letter?"

[igiveupfilter] Trying to export my current wordpress-run blog onto a new wordpress-run blog. I keep getting an XML error that says "XML document must have a top level element. Error processing resource 'file:///C:/Users/damnjezebel/Desktop/wordpress.2008-05-16.xml". I've tried this link which helped me the last time I moved my blog, but that's not working this time. I've tried changing permissions as well and no luck. please help me import my old blog before i pull all of my damn hair out!
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 7:00 PM on May 16, 2008 (8 comments)

Stereotypical laptop question. Sorry.

[laptopquestionoftheday filter] $750 to buy (my first laptop + shipping) with my boyfriend's paypal or bank account. Your thoughts?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 4:57 PM on April 29, 2008 (10 comments)

Help me grow up, dammit.

[GrownupFilter] Many credit threads on here, but I couldn't find one that really helped: I have shit credit, and I hate throwing money away with renting. In the next 12-18 months, what can I do to help me buy a house?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 9:52 AM on April 19, 2008 (17 comments)

power - i dont has it. =(

I consider this to be google cheating, but I honestly know nothing of this. Get me a power supply - model #atx-300-12e or the equivalent. Asap. Please.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 7:25 PM on April 9, 2008 (14 comments)

"I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me?"

When I updated to Windows Media Player 11, why did I lose my sound? How do I get it back? I can get sound, that's not the problem. HELP! (yes, I googled... but i've tried everything on the first few pages and it's still not working.)
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 6:18 PM on March 27, 2008 (7 comments)

"You'd better back off, or you're next!"

What happened to Majestic? I mean, I know it ended, but HOW?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 5:04 PM on March 17, 2008 (7 comments)

Need job. Need fun job.

[grownupfilter] What is the most unique job you've ever heard of - the one that made you say, "Damn, if I wasn't 5 years away from retiring, I'd TOTALLY do _________!"
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 10:05 AM on January 22, 2008 (68 comments)

Trying to Avoid UoPish Things.

Questions regarding online universities.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 7:26 PM on December 30, 2007 (27 comments)

Hide your children. You think I'm joking.

In the last couple of months, I have gone from not thinking about children at all to being just. Plain. Baby. Nutzo. My biological clock has to be out of whack - I'm only in my late 20's. But for some reason, I am PANICKING to have a child. And I need one now. I need stories, advice, anecdotes, what have you. Posthaste, people! Posthaste!
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 10:54 PM on December 19, 2007 (67 comments)

It's my birthday, and I'll bitch if I want to. Suck it.

What should I do on my birthday on Saturday?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 11:40 PM on December 4, 2007 (13 comments)

Make my Christmas dinner a success!

[first time holiday dinner filter] It's my first holiday FEAST. And I must impress FUTURE INLAWS. Give me your tried-and-true "omfg where on EARTH did you get this recipe" holiday recipes - traditional is okay, but I'd prefer the off-kilter.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 12:29 AM on November 25, 2007 (34 comments)

Update my skillz, yo.

Help me get better at this whole website-making thing - like November 2007 better.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 2:47 PM on November 11, 2007 (21 comments)

I thought I was a lightweight. Now, I think I'm a flyweight. *embarrassed*

Whenever I consume something with alcohol content - be it liquor, beer, or even Nyquil - my stomach feels queasy. This only happens with products containing alcohol. Enlighten me and show me your google fu ways, Masters of the Green.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 11:14 AM on October 26, 2007 (20 comments)

ilu Word, but srsly WTF???

I'm looking for software that will help me finish contracts and proposals faster. Preferably free, but if the software is good, I'm down for making my frugal employer pay. Lil' help?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 3:18 PM on October 3, 2007 (6 comments)

I only know Pig Latin, sorry.

The weekly english-to-latin translation. Help me translate a couple of things, por favor.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 10:21 AM on September 9, 2007 (8 comments)

As much as I like "Demi-God of Marketing"...

My boss asked me what job title I want on my business cards. Help!
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 7:58 AM on July 10, 2007 (41 comments)

She may weigh 190lbs less than he does, but she could take him out with one bite.

[lunchfilter] Looking for ideas on how to a) keep my dog from barking at every little thing that moves and b) keep my dog from eating my boyfriend.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 9:28 PM on July 2, 2007 (18 comments)

My google fu has failed. I am not worthy of my cable modem. =(

Don't ask me why, but this question reminded me to ask this - help me find a possibly nonexistent song from a MILK commercial in the 90's!
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 7:53 PM on June 21, 2007 (4 comments)

Help me get my (somewhat close to a) dream job!

I want to apply for a job in a field I've worked in once before. However, there is no doubt that I will not get a positive reference from the company I was at. What do I do?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 4:52 PM on May 17, 2007 (5 comments)

How many emails does it take...

I'm looking for an article I read online a few years ago. It mentioned how many emails, instant messages and phone calls it takes to equal one in-the-flesh date, such as "it takes one email conversation or 1 hour of instant messaging to equal one date". Help me find it!!!
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 9:55 PM on April 24, 2007 (4 comments)

Girls are to flowers as Boys are to _______

What is the male equivalent of receiving flowers at the office?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 5:30 PM on March 21, 2007 (42 comments)

I think I broke my vagina.

[FemaleMasturbationFilter] Is it possible for a healthy twentysomething to hurt herself while masturbating, but not actually hurt-hurt? Boys don't read, you'll get heebed. Somewhat gross
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 2:11 PM on January 11, 2007 (35 comments)

??? > Myspace?

What is going to be the Myspace of 2007?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 3:23 PM on November 26, 2006 (43 comments)

Googlefu failed me. HELP!

My googlefu has failed me: I can't find a particular compilation album of 30's and 40's type music anywhere. Help me find it.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 9:42 PM on November 10, 2006 (7 comments)

Yes, you're correct. I don't trust him.

I want to monitor activity on my computer, but I'm totally at a loss. Can you recommend any software?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 9:13 AM on October 21, 2006 (10 comments)

Help Me Help The Yankee!

Help me help a friend find good Southern-style barbecue in New York.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 8:47 PM on October 6, 2006 (13 comments)

MyDocuments Go Boom?

[FirefoxProfileFilter]: My brother just inadvertently deleted everything in his My Documents folder when he deleted a Firefox Profile. Lil' help?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 5:28 PM on September 21, 2006 (7 comments)

really bad credit in Texas = no credit in Washington?

[badcreditfilter] Does moving out of state affect your credit status for the good, for the bad, or no?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 6:51 PM on May 10, 2006 (8 comments)

Movie setting search?

Are there any websites that allow you to search for movies set in different eras?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 5:58 PM on April 1, 2006 (10 comments)

Liar, Liar... PANTS ON FIRE!

[bust-a-liar filter] Help me bust a liar - I need some info on having a shattered pelvis.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 1:52 AM on March 6, 2006 (38 comments)

elizabethan songs? i doubt they had "Half Dollar" back then.

[reallyoldsong filter] I'm looking for songs from the Elizabethan period - both lyrics and renditions.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 5:15 PM on February 26, 2006 (7 comments)

one thing a webmaster should NOT do:

In Windows XP, is there any way to load multiple files with the same name (such as index.html, for example), but have an ending letter or number added to differentiate?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 2:09 PM on January 7, 2006 (4 comments)

The American would like to go adventurin'.

What are some "little known" countries that are worth visiting?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 5:35 PM on December 22, 2005 (34 comments)

Internetaholic needs help remembering TV show schedules.

This thread inspired my question: does anyone know of a tivo-like app that can alert me when my favorite shows come on?
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 3:09 PM on December 10, 2005 (4 comments)

Spring Break travel without the Spring Breakers

I'd like to travel somewhere in Mexico or the Caribbean in the spring, but I want to avoid Spring Breakers like the plague.
posted to Ask Metafilter by damnjezebel at 3:10 PM on November 26, 2005 (13 comments)