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MeTa post:
GAME OVER
I wish I was as clever when I delete threads, but I just cross them off the screen with magic markers.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 10:26 AM on May 9, 2008
MeTa post:
[This is meh]
This sends a bad precedent for the next time an internet pornographer dies unexpectedly. There are so few of them, and they generally die in a predicatable, well-scheduled fashion, generally at the rate of one ever eight months, like clockwork, generally from side-effects of carpal tunnel syndrome. But if one were to die tomorrow, out of sequence, after falling from a helicopted while attempting to snap a picture of Cameron Diaz's cleavage, only to tumble into a Real Doll factory and get... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 2:12 PM on May 1, 2008
MeTa post:
Why aren't my preferences saved globally?
I still eat Soviet-era cookies. They sell them at the Russian grocery store in St. Louis Park, and I presume they have been there for a very long time.
Why do I eat them? Well, most people don't remember this, but for a while Soviet Jews were escaping Mother Russia by hiding in cookies. So far I have discovered 13 different families, most from around Moscow, including one chess Grandmaster. All had been sitting inside their respective cookies, working on math equations... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 1:25 PM on April 26, 2008
MeTa post:
nuts
Mine just says sex, and I said, Ewwww, yes please!
What followed was a randy 70s British farce.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 1:16 PM on April 26, 2008
MeTa post:
Creepy Dutch TV Host + Paedophilia Thread.
The boys were born with dismal perspectives in Philadelphia in the US;
Wow. Do the Duth really see growing up in Philadelphia the saem way we Amerians see growing up in Africa, as something that a celebrety adoption would save a child from?
Not saying their wrong, mind you ...
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 1:18 PM on April 24, 2008
No, I was being ironic. There are kids out there in the US with terrible prospects and little chance of adoption. I'm sure De Leeuw had given them a quality of life that would have been almost impossible for them otherwise.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 2:49 PM on April 24, 2008
MeTa post:
GiveWell
You know what I don't get? Bees. What the fuck is up with those crazy little fuckers?
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 7:31 PM on April 23, 2008
MeTa post:
Seriously?
Wow. I don't know what's more maddening, people who troll deliberately or people who troll inadvertently, through cluelessness and an almost psychotic defensiveness.
I don't think white people should just shut up about race, or that they need to agree with everything anyone has to say on the subject. But, Jesus Christ, the ones who most badly need to hear another viewpoint just won't shut the fuck up at all, and retreat into misstated statistics and picayune parsing of... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 9:19 PM on April 20, 2008
MeTa post:
Seeking clarity on mod communication
Astro Zombie 3 just sent me a threatening email.
Go ahead and try to deny it!
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 2:32 PM on April 16, 2008
I'm not hearing a denial.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 2:33 PM on April 16, 2008
No, for god's sake, it's still festering! Pour some maggots in and affix leeches to the opening, lest it start to smell like almonds!
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 3:51 PM on April 16, 2008
MeTa post:
We are a Paragon
Did you hear about the midnight moderator
Everybody got to go
Did you hear about the midnight moderator
The one that shut the MeFi door
He dont give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He dont go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cockrel crows
Talkin about the midnight moderator
The one you never seen before
Talkin about the midnight... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 10:35 AM on April 11, 2008
MeTa post:
Look, Ma, I'm full of piss and vinegar
Hickory dickory diddle
What's round on both sides and high in the middle?
The answer is Ohio, because it has the letter "o" on each end, and also is full of stoners.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 10:30 AM on April 7, 2008
I thought the sign of maturity is that the crystal embedded in your hand turns black, and hen you go to Carousel.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 3:23 PM on April 7, 2008
MeTa post:
I live MeFi in dreams
Were you the one that reenacted those coke photos?
Oh yes.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 9:27 AM on March 31, 2008
As an actual Katrina victim, I've gotten a lot of play.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 3:16 PM on March 31, 2008
Owning a 45 of "Walking on Sunshine" doesn't make you a victim.
Have you listened to that song lately?
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 3:50 PM on March 31, 2008
MeTa post:
pathetic insensitive
It is also offensive to zombies, but not one of you motherfuckers has said one word about that, because you are so full of anti-zombie prejudices that not one of you can step up and point out all the great things zombies have done for humanity. Well, I spit on you, or would, anyway, were my spit glands not decayed.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 12:33 PM on March 28, 2008
This project is offensive beyond the pale for those who worship the Son of God, and who are grateful He gave His life and defeated death.
That's such a weird way to frame a complaint. I mean, I know they are the tenants of Christianity, but if you don't share them, it sounds like someone is demanding that a satire be suppressed because they offend the crazy: "This project is offensive to those of us who think the moon is a giant breast and... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 12:43 PM on March 28, 2008
MeTa post:
Utter tripe!
I find the comparison of nasreddin's communicative embellishments to the languid-paced expostulation of William F. Buckley, Jr., on the Firing Line, as, ah, ah, I assume was meant by orthogonality's animadversion, well, to be a bit ignoratio elenchi, as it were.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 6:20 AM on March 17, 2008
This furthers my theory that you can say anything at all, even something odious, and if you dress it up with Latin references, literary allusions, exquisite turns of phrase, and references to philosophy, people will become hypnotized by your manner of expression and assume there must be some value to your comments. It also helps to affect a mid-Atlantic accent and dress in Brooks Brothers suits.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 10:58 AM on March 17, 2008
Anyway, you know what is not satisfying to a hunger even if eaten in great overflowing handfuls?
Marshmallows.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 11:32 AM on March 17, 2008
Tsk. Typical.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 6:50 PM on March 17, 2008
MeTa post:
Sans quoi?
I'm not claiming that I'm mean, I'm just claiming that I once shot a man for snoring too loud.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 11:58 AM on March 10, 2008
I am a doctor of metaphysics. I bought my doctorate from the Church of Universal Life for $40. Took about two weeks.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 6:59 PM on March 10, 2008
MeTa post:
music videos on mefimusic?
Since your music video is mostly made of pork loins, birds of prey, and swordfish, the answer is no, it would not be kosher.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 1:26 PM on March 6, 2008
Conservative Jews will eat swordfish.
posted to MetaTalk by Astro Zombie
at 1:53 PM on March 6, 2008
