That's how I took it. Sailor Martin, however, flew into a rage.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 11:08 AM on May 1, 2008

I actually feel pretty guilty about this one.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 2:02 PM on April 12, 2008

It was cleaned up before.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 10:14 AM on April 13, 2008

He's there right now, in your fridge, taking your beer.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 10:27 AM on April 17, 2008

Video for the song, and some explaination.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 2:01 PM on February 1, 2008

Lyrics:

Christmas Eve in old St. Paul
Finds a lonely sailor on a lonely crawl.
Egg nog. Yule punch. He'll have him some.
From pub to pub, from scotch to rum.
It's a long stretch of road down Wabasha
With Yuletide and carolers an fa la la.
Hot chocolate is warming but whiskey is biting
And the bars they are open and the bar maids inviting.

So here's a toast to you,... [more]
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 12:44 PM on December 14, 2007

Lyrics:
Six sailors went to old Cairo
Where did they go? To the Little Egypt show.
She danced in veils and the sailors swore
She wore a smile and a ring
And she wore nothing more.

Oh! That girl! And oh! That night!
I think about it all the time!
Oh! Should I? I think I might!
Her pleasures are sublime!
Oh Little Egypt you are calling to me
What hides... [more]
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 3:20 PM on October 11, 2007

Here are the lyrics:

Here it is its Christmas Eve
Buy me a bottle of pocheen
Black Bush or the Tullamore Dew
I'll drink until I'm obscene
Get me then some buttered rum
Let's drink until we're real mean
Find me then at Christmas end
Unconscious in the latrine

Rum tum tum
Oh play those Christmas drums
I will be marching
When I'm... [more]
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 9:16 AM on December 13, 2006

The lyrics:

Old legends tell us of a city called Aram
I traveled camelback to the sheik's harem
The sheik he caught me with his favorite concubine
Favorite concubine
Wed when she was nine

An Arab potentate
Named Abdul the great
I had made him quite irate
Oh stupid me
He was calling for my head
Or for other parts instead
He drew... [more]
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 4:38 PM on December 9, 2006

Thanks!

There's a lot of Jimmy Dutante coming through too.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 8:38 AM on December 11, 2006

Yeah he do.
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 10:01 AM on December 12, 2006

The lyrics:

There was once a French girl
Named Jolie Marie
Each and every sailor
Dreamed of her at sea
Some men they had pictures
And some a lock of hair
But I had Marie's stockings
And I wore them everywhere
There are times upon the seas
When a pair of stocking sure do please

Jolie Marie's stockings
What pleasure they... [more]
posted to MeFi Music by Astro Zombie at 6:22 AM on December 5, 2006