MeTa comment:
"Steampubk has gotten to be so despised that I am convinced it will last as long as punk, if not longer." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by whir
more than 12 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"All right, but there is no way to use shikker iz a goy unironically if you've known as many drunken Jews I have known and been." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by brennen
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"I've often thought that, regardless of gender, I would name my child Tarzan Roachclip. Think about it -- in grade school, they could go by Tarzan, and be the most popular kid in school, and then, when they get to Jr. High, they switch to their middle..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by bunnytricks, nasreddin
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"Here's a true story about how awesome Pixar is.
As some of you know, when the trailer first came out, my girlfriend, Courtney, burst into tears at the trailer. She was emabrrassed but somewhat amused by this, as so she made a video of herself..." [
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favorited 741 times, recently by nuclear_soup, WinnipegDragon, strangememes, widdershins, honest knave, Ms. Informed, notashroom, disillusioned, blogenstock, trim17, Standeck, monkeyx-uk, debord, sophist, nightwood, nramsey, Twicketface, poq, chiababe, madamjujujive, self, jjwiseman, BrotherCaine, askmehow, po, Silly Ashles, Hicksu, metaly, tigerbelly, Sangermaine, not_on_display
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"If I didn't read books written by people who were somewhat antisemitic, my bookshelf would be smaller by a third.
Of course, I own two hundred copies of Mine Kampf. Just to freak people out...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by tiny crocodile, saturnine
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"At last, a story in which I can hate everybody." [
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favorited 97 times, recently by atrazine, grouse, l33tpolicywonk, FfejL, dejah420, chronic sublime, schyler523, Scram, gorgor_balabala, Mick, booticon, flibbertigibbet, Silly Ashles, zombiebunny, sebas, shmegegge, evilcolonel, blueberry, roofus, DevilsAdvocate, cupcakeninja, Hello Dad, I'm in Jail
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!" [
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favorited 16 times, recently by kev23f, davejay, skryche, papafrita, Zeker, turgid dahlia, milov, evilcolonel, Servo5678, champthom, Pope Guilty, inthe80s, blasdelf, decagon, malpractice, DU
2 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I will say this: If Wired declared you "tired" five years ago, you were "expired" eight years ago." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Artw
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I don't recall the military showing up at protests to make sure me and my bullhorn are okay, so, no, they don't give us freedom of speech. That's guaranteed by the Constitution and protected, almost exclusively, by the court system.
I don't know..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by magstheaxe
4 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I will miss him." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by Monochrome, decagon, chuckdarwin, trondant, orrnyereg, sgt.serenity, timeistight, shinynewnick, dobbs, Caduceus, Divine_Wino
5 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I have had repeated and quite torrid sexual encounters with my user number over a series of several years. These encounters have not been coincidental, in answer to your question, but they have been rather meaningless, and the morning after I always..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tomboko
5 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I LOLed. And then spent several hours ildy combining my and Christian Bale's names, wondering what it will look like when we are married. Should I hypenate.
Astro Bale
Astro Bale-Zombie
Astro Zombie-Bale
Astro Zombie Bale (does Zombie work as a..." [
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favorited 16 times, recently by nasreddin, ruelle, brundlefly, grobstein, violette, East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94, scrump, giantfist, bonecrusher, mrzarquon, schyler523, phatkitten, jessamyn, Faint of Butt, DU, bunnytricks
7 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Seen one. They're cool, but you want, you know, like a hobo who has been rotting under a bridge smell. Instead, there's just, like, an animal that's been dead for four months, and it just rained, so you get a hint of something sort of rotten.
A..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by the_royal_we
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"That's it! I'm pinning a letter to her. A scarlet H, for Harlotocritadultress." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by JaredSeth
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"acceptance does not seem like the compassionate thing to do.
I accept all sorts of things I disagree with and find personally odious, because to not do so isn't really my business. I mean, what are the other options? Write long missives about how..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by grapefruitmoon
9 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I don't even understand how someone who is pretty drunk can be friends with someone who is fairly sober. One or the other is guaranteed to ruin the party for everyone else...." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Artw, Meagan, Nattie, preparat
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I think I can weigh in on this, as the founder of the Church of Batman, Scientist.
The answer is yes. Whatever the question is. It's always yes.
That being said, Man Bat is surprisingly good at the luge...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by JHarris
9 days ago
MeTa comment:
"In all fairness, the only gun that ever really killed fascists was the 1938 Colt V-Neck, which was issued to the Fighting Hillbilly Hellcats of the 43rd just before the Battle of the Leaping Windmill, and decisively turned the tide of the battle..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by the dief, Gary, umbú
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"If I ordered a Scotch and Soda and the bartender refused, I would ask for the manager, and I say this as a liquor snob. The point of drinking is to enjoy the flavor, and some palettes simply prefer their scotch with water, or with soda. This is a..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by kryptondog, DevilsAdvocate
10 days ago
MeTa comment:
"I, for one, get offended when people mock tattoos, because I have marked every important even in my life with a tattoo. This one here? It's from my Christening. This one I got when I first joined Federation of International Polo. This one represents..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by shiu mai baby
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I've said this before, but coffee is a foul bean anyway, and anything that destroys its bitter, hateful flavor is okay in my book. I assume the only reason people drink it is because it's too early in the day for alcohol, they're too snobby for soda..." [
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favorited 17 times, recently by lacedback, Jpfed, Anything, blueberry, cashman, DevilsAdvocate, hackly_fracture, RussHy, agress
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I say let gays in the military. Do it. But don't make a big deal out of it. Don't let anybody know you're doing it. Maybe even let the fact spread by word of mouth in the gay community. Don't make a fuss. By the time it comes out, it will be done,..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by LiliaNic, RakDaddy, turaho, sonascope, billysumday, dabitch
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I've heard the shame argument before, and it always seemed like someone trying to justify being an asshole. I bet most overweight people already have enough shame for a lifetime, and piling more on isn't really going to help...." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by sondrialiac, Snyder
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Surely asking for ice with your espresso is not as criminal, not as philistine an act as asking for spaghetti with your risotto .
In fairness, in that case, they are both strarches...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by blueberry
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"There are alcoholics, smokers, and crackheads who have just quit cold turkey and never gone back. They neatly invalidate the premise that things are beyond a person's control.
And there are people of enormous willpower who can't quit smoking...." [
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favorited 14 times, recently by redfisch, notashroom, Hot Like Your 12V Wire
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I think you're under the mistaken impression that MeFites are more genteel in the way they speak to each other than the way they speak about stranger." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by DevilsAdvocate
10 days ago
MeFi comment:
"What we have to remember here as well is that weight loss, when done properly, is an achingly slow process -- a pound a week is a good average. If you're 200 pounds overweight, that almost four years of work, not counting the plateaus, and there are..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by Kinbote, BrotherCaine
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I guess I understand the barista to a certain extent. If I were a bartender, and someone were to ask for a vodka martini without vermouth, I would set fire to them and fling poisonous monkeys after them as they fled the building, burning but still..." [
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favorited 1 time
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I can't hold a grudge against Jesse Helms. He was very nice to my mother once. She was trying to cross a busy intersection, and he stopped punching a black man in the face long enough to help her get across...." [
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favorited 13 times
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Getting shitfaced everynight because your dad kicked your ass isn't a disease, it's practicing psychiatry without a license. Put the bottle down, rummy. Put the needle down, junkie. Put the cupcake down, fatty. Etc.
Gosh. It really is just that..." [
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favorited 7 times
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Has any other Irish-American candidate ever gotten this much grief?" [
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favorited 1 time
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
""thongs that are going to bring Obama down"
I've seen those thongs, and they are spectacular." [
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favorited 1 time
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"And I thought it was embarrassing to date a singer/songwriter and have her write a song about you when you break up." [
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favorited 3 times
13 days ago
MeFi comment:
"I would be okay with this if they were advertising Dr. Nut." [
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favorited 1 time
2 weeks ago
