MeFi comment:
"Here's a true story about how awesome Pixar is.
As some of you know, when the trailer first came out, my girlfriend, Courtney, burst into tears at the trailer. She was emabrrassed but somewhat amused by this, as so she made a video of herself..." [
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MeFi comment:
"You know, I did exactly this experiment when I was 22, but by accident. I moved out to Los Angeles with not enough money to get by, crashed and burned in a few weeks, ran out of money almost instantly thanks to the high cost of living out there, and..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I was held up at knifepoint when I lived in LA.
The guy demanded my wallet, and I gave it to him. It had three dollars in it. It was the day before payday, and, even when I got paid, I was pathetically poor. The fact that I had three dollars at..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I'd have no problem torturing a terrorist in order to preserve the most hallowed human right of all, "life" for those the terrorist might intend to kill. I am fairly certain that our country has done so, and will do so in the future given..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I will be posting this to my blog later, along with a cartoon made of my story and an essay about his song "Bo Meets the Monster," but my favorite Bo Diddley story is my own, and I want to share it here.
Years ago, in about 1990, I went..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I was on some reality television show recently with my girlfriend. We were set loose in the Mall of America with a certain amount of money and had to buy clothes for her in a certain amount of time, and then she modeled the clothes in a fashion show..." [
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MeTa comment:
"Well, I understand where he's coming from. I get less than eight hours of sleep a night and I also have lapses in judgment. Once, after a six-hour night, I invaded Cuba...." [
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MeTa comment:
"It is also offensive to zombies, but not one of you motherfuckers has said one word about that, because you are so full of anti-zombie prejudices that not one of you can step up and point out all the great things zombies have done for humanity. Well,..." [
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MeTa comment:
"Unless you honestly think your behavior on eBay is going to effect your experience of Samsara, and your eventual release from Samsara, you might not want to refer to karma here. I myself am hoping to avoid being reborn as a pig thanks to my multiple..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Okay, based on the evidence, Occam's Razor says it was a radioactive avalanche filled with secret police and wild animals. And, honestly, that's as good a description of Commie-era Russia as any I have ever heard...." [
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MeFi comment:
"If the leftist reflection in the mirror doesn't beat them to it.
I suppose any argument can be responded to by arguing that the other side is identical, and identically evil, even when such a response has absolutely nothing to do with the actual..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I could never be bisexual. I couldn't stand doubling the number of people who reject me." [
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MeTa comment:
"I've just realized that "Then punch someone in the face and yell something quizzically" solves a lot os AskMe questions:
Dear AskMe, my kitten has trouble sleeping through the night. Any suggestions?
Punch the kitten in the face and..." [
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MeTa comment:
"The unofficial state motto of Minnesota is:
"I'm thinking of heading up to the cabin this weekend, but I got to get them durned snow tires on, and, you know, that's a pain. But then, the pipes gotta be checked, and I already went and bought..." [
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