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RIP John Phillip Law

Decrucify the Angel! John Phillip Law, star of Danger: Diabolik, Open Season, Death Rides a Horse, and The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, and, of course, Barbarella, has died at age 70.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:29 AM on May 15, 2008 (13 comments)

You know what I do to squealers

Richard Widmark, who created a villain in his first movie role who was so repellent and frightening that the actor became a star overnight, died Monday at his home in Roxbury, Conn. He was 93. Rest in peace, Richard. Fans of his work, here is the entirety of one of the many terrific thrillers he starred in, Panic in the Streets.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:47 PM on March 26, 2008 (31 comments)

A urinely,Why not use it to make children's toys? Children are always breaking their toys.

What do you get when you mix vegetable oil and urine? No, it's not tome fetish -- well, not yet, anyway. It's self-healing rubber, of course. (Via.)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:02 PM on February 20, 2008 (33 comments)

How about, like, playing a Hoover on my ding dong here

The awesomeness of 70s porn dialogue and non-sex scenes. All YouTube links, all more or less NSFW. Bat Pussy rides to the recue on a Hoppity Hop. The Swedes do their version of an animated Snow White. "Can I see your thing now?" More Swedish goodness. "What kind of deals did you have in mind?" And a young Ron Jeremy tries his moves on Seka.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 11:01 AM on February 12, 2008 (28 comments)

If your beer keg runs out early, there is probably a drunk midget inside

Hollywood Midget Movie Stars. They started as popular vaudevillians. (From a review: "The chief feature, however, was the ten scenes in which the Singer Midgets appeared. The Midget strong man, the Midget conjurer, the Midget "Cleopatra" with the winning ways--these and many more were there.") They stormed the New York stage. They were members of The Lollipop Guild (YouTube link), as well as playing other Munchkins. They were suspected of being German sympathizers. But they may be best remembered for starring in the world's first all-midget musical western. Now available for your viewing pleasure from YouTube: Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:27 PM on January 21, 2008 (32 comments)

Wham-O!

I come to praise Wham-O, not bury it. Despite the recent death of Wham-O cofounder Richard Knerr, coming a half-decade after the death of hos partner Arthur "Spud" Melin, let us not mourn. Instead, let us remember what Wham-O gave the world.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:37 PM on January 17, 2008 (35 comments)

Motorized cordless twin rubber band minigun, capable of firing 40 bands per second.

Rubber band warfare just got deadlier. (Single YouTube link to rubber band gun AWESOMENESS.)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:34 PM on January 16, 2008 (30 comments)

It is even more of a shock when Death, the Proud Brother, comes suddenly without warning.

Vampira, RIP. Maila Nurmi, movie star and horror movie host, friend to James Dean, and documentary subject, has passed away.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:38 PM on January 11, 2008 (34 comments)

Seven!

You all remember the song from Sesame Street, but you've never heard it like this: one two three FOUR FIIIVE six seven EIGHT NIIINE TEN eleven TWELVE! (via). Se7en!
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:23 PM on January 10, 2008 (17 comments)

"The art of cartooning is vulgarity," Bakshi asserts.

Coonskin. In 1975, animator Ralph Bakshi made a film, Coonskin, that so impressed the Museum of Modern Art that they immediately set up a special screening, causing Al Sharpton to lead the Congress of Racial Equality in surrounding the building in protest.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:52 AM on January 6, 2008 (51 comments)

Photos of regular people looking extraordinarily bad

Not all portrait photography studios are equal. "Total frickin' awesomeness from Olan Mills, Sears and other fine portrait studios."
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 11:07 PM on December 30, 2007 (98 comments)

Tales of marrying the devil

Did you ever hear the story / of Belinda O'McHugh / She was courted by the Devil / And she didn't know what to do / He came a courtin' ev'ry evenin' / So Belinda got to thinkin' / She would be the Devil's wife / It was better far than bein' / An old maid all her life
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 11:55 AM on December 26, 2007 (4 comments)

and other Curiosities, Antiquities and Gadgetry too numerous to mention!

Virtual Tour of Steve's Weird House. "Stephen resides in a Victorian home that is a cluttered combination of museum, library and art gallery, decorated with that old-world Addam's Family charm. Not only is every inch of every wall covered with art, but all the ceilings are also decorated." (Via.)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 3:14 PM on December 23, 2007 (23 comments)

Moneygami

Moneygami. Money folded to look like people wearing hats. (Via.)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 2:07 PM on December 16, 2007 (21 comments)

I Got Stoned and Missed It

Shel Silverstein, songwriter. "A Boy Named Sue," as performed by Johnny Cash; "One's on the Way," performed by Loretta Lynn; "The Unicorn Song" performed by the Irish Rovers. (All YouTube links)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 5:53 AM on December 11, 2007 (29 comments)

I like to see how I'm doing -- Mae West

Dick Cavett interviews Mae West (1976). Part two. (YouTube)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:07 PM on November 24, 2007 (20 comments)

Only Shatner can make Satanists melt

All hail 70s-era Shatner! He began his career with some rather prestigious projects, appearing in The Brothers Karamazov and Judgment at Nuremberg, as well as some rather high profile appearance in Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents. But even then, there were hints of exploitation, such as 1961's The Explosive Generation, in which Shatner played a teacher whose job is endangered when she speaks candidly to kids about sex. And there was 1962's The Intruder, a Roger Corman film from 1963 in which Shatner played a carpetbagging racist inciting violence in a southern town. (Clip.) And, of course, there was Incubus from 1965, a horror film in Esperanto. (Clip.) But, after Star Trek, at the start of the 70s, something went haywire.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 1:09 PM on November 16, 2007 (64 comments)

Image our own paint-in!

Marvin Digs. An early cartoon from Ralph Bakshi.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 1:57 PM on October 29, 2007 (5 comments)

Hot Pants Homo

Gay Pulp. Enjoy Queens in Drag. Thrill at The Killer Queens. Puzzle about The Flesh Mast in this fascinating (and mildly NSFW) photoset from one Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 9:18 PM on October 25, 2007 (22 comments)

Is that Sex Panther?

Hai Karate. An aftershave so powerful, it will drive women right out of their minds. That's why we have to put instructions on self defense in every package. More from Wikipedia.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 10:08 PM on October 19, 2007 (23 comments)

Under the sea!

Darling it's better down where it's wetter. For $2.5 million, this beautiful home can be yours: Jelly-fish 45, designed by Giancarlo Zema is a floating dwelling unit for up to six persons. It's spacious dimensions are 10 metres high with a diameter of over 15 metres. The Jelly-fish 45 would be ideally situated in sea parks, atolls, bays and seas rich in flora and fauna. The Jelly-fish 45 allows the sea dwelling owners to live either above or below sea level in perfect harmony with the ocean environment.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:11 PM on October 3, 2007 (54 comments)

Now I'm going to suck your feet

You know it's a bad day when this man mugs you and then sucks your toes.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 3:09 PM on September 11, 2007 (33 comments)

Your swinging pad!


Bugs Bunny! No!

When motion capture goes hideously wrong.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 9:39 PM on September 5, 2007 (55 comments)

Oh my God, I just felt it ferment!

The Bender Brewer Project. Inspired by an episode of Futurama in which boozy robot Bender is used to brew beer, Star Wars ASCII animator Simon Janson decided to build his own Bender to use to brew his own beer. Among the many careful details that went into this project was to actually build the robot's brain out of a 6502 processor, as specified in the show, and to build a remote detonator to operate his brain.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 10:29 PM on August 12, 2007 (24 comments)

Speak softly and carry hotdish on a stick

On September 2, 1901, then vice-president Theodore Roosevelt first articulated his theory of diplomacy: "Speak softly and carry a big stick" at the Minnesota State Fair. In some sort of hideous misinterpretation of Roosevelt's quote, Minnesotans have ever since provided a dizzying array (YouTube link) of foods on the ends of sticks to be eaten as one strolls the state fair. Hotdish. Teriyaki ostrich. Pork chop. Scotch eggs. Alligator. Drugs. This year's complete and rather breathtaking list.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:30 PM on August 8, 2007 (21 comments)

A new golden age for bitters

Bitters. This sharp-flavored, slightly medicinal liqueur, originally used as an aperitif, remains one of the defining ingredients in many classic cocktails, including the Manhattan, the Pink Gin, the Champagne Cocktail, and the Sazerac. Some popular herbal liqueurs, such as Campari and Jägermeister, are essentially just big bottles of bitters. But bitters had fallen on hard times, with most bars stocking only one brand, Angostura, or, if they were particularly sophisticated (or Southern), a second option, Peychaud's. Orange bitters, once an essential ingredient in the Martini, were forgotten and impossible to purchase. Times have changed, with companies such as Fee Brothers, Regan's, the Bitter Truth, and even Angostura, releasing their own versions of the orange stuff. In fact, bitters in enjoying something of a renaissance, with bars experimenting with making their own. Hobbyists, in the meanwhile, are reviving lost recipes.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 8:45 AM on August 1, 2007 (74 comments)

Slap happy

Rose and Camellia. Flash Friday. It's in Japanese, so I don't know which girl is Rose and which is Camellia. But I do know this -- they resolve their problems by slapping each other. Instructions are in Japanese as well, but it's pretty simple: Click "attack" and run your mouse over your opponent's face to slap, click "evasion" and run your mouse over yourself to dodge a slap.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:56 AM on July 20, 2007 (16 comments)

And you stand there, and you stand there, and now you all look like a human head, and say cheese

People pictures; Or, Photographs by Mole and Thomas, E.O. Goldbeck, and Others, Taken Between the years 1915 – 1920, and Consisting of Many People Lined Up and Posed in Such a Way that they Resemble Human Heads, the Statue of Liberty, Eagles, and Other Great Patriotic Symbols of This Nation.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:53 PM on July 11, 2007 (16 comments)

Jack Valenti, adieau

Jack Valenti, RIP.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 5:07 PM on April 26, 2007 (93 comments)

And half of Iraq, the western, northern portion of Iraq, is going to be called…. the Iraq State of Islam, something like that.

Bachmann on Iran: “There’s already an agreement made. [Iran is] going to get half of Iraq and that is going to be a terrorist safe haven zone.” Claims made by Minnesota's freshman 6th district representative Michelle Bachmann during a taped interview. Bachmann is previously known for her compelling arguments in favor of intelligent design (YouTube), getting attacked in a Scanida bathroom, opposing same sex marriage, and, perhaps most famously, catching President Bush in an awesome death squeeze.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 10:38 AM on February 23, 2007 (60 comments)

Space 199NOW

We could wait for NASA to build that permanent moon base they keep promising. Or we could just turn our apartments on earth into our own moon bases, space ships, or spy pads.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:49 AM on February 19, 2007 (12 comments)

1971 BE (Before Elmo)

The Year of Roosevelt Franklin. High on the list of forgotten Sesame Street characters is one Roosevelt Franklin, a reddish purple muppet with pointed black hair and a distinctly hep style of speech (provided by the late Matt Robinson, the show's original Gordon). Despite Roosevelt's funky musical sensibilities (demonstrated in an album called My Name is Roosevelt Franklin, later released as The Year of Roosevelt Franklin), the character's classroom behavior was, well, quite frankly, poison. His constant misbehavior in school might have been fun to watch, but was seen as representing a negative stereotype and a bad example, and so it was adieu Franklin.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:15 AM on January 30, 2007 (23 comments)

And the races begin

Tomorrow morning, from this place, I'll announce that I am a candidate for President of the United States.. John Edwards prepares to throw his hat into the ring via YouTube, from New Orleans' 9th Ward.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:24 PM on December 27, 2006 (193 comments)

My fondness is to be sucked off by ring-tailed fruit bats

YouTubeFugFilter: The Fugs in Sweden in 1968 (Part 1) (Part 2). Plus: The Fugs from the movie Chappaqua.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:12 AM on December 21, 2006 (14 comments)

Ub Iwerks

He had an awesome name for an animator. He created Mickey Mouse. He won two Academy Awards. He invented rotoscoping. Now he is mostly forgotten, except among cartoon aficionados. Also forgotten: Flip the Frog. He was Ub Iwerks.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 4:38 AM on December 17, 2006 (27 comments)

It's beginning to poop a lot like Christmas

So this is Christmas and what have you done? Well, if you've been to Jesus's manger, you're made of clay, and you're from Spain, you probably pooped. (Previously.)(Via.)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 6:31 PM on December 10, 2006 (18 comments)

Monkey Glands

Monkey glands. More monkey glands. Monkey glands ahoy. More glands than you can shake a monkey at. More fun than a barrel of monkey glands.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 11:00 PM on November 18, 2006 (17 comments)

The Super Swedish Angel

Had he not died in 1971, Tor Johnson would be 103 today. Who could forget his face? Or that it makes a great mask? Don't we often think back fondly on his remarkable filmography? He made a great partner for Bela Lugosi! Who could forget that he tended to break toilet seats when he sat on them, and so would often steal them?
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 4:48 PM on October 19, 2006 (12 comments)

The father of political cartooning

Why is the elephant the symbol of the GOP? In large part, we can thank cartoonist Thomas Nast, who, on November 7 of 1874, published this cartoon, showing Republicans as a rampaging elephant tearing up the flimsy planks of the Democratic Party. He wasn't just a man who made elephants though; considered to be the father of political cartooning, Nast's illustrations helped bring down Boss Tweed, argued for the abolition of slavery, and hated the Irish.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 2:36 PM on October 8, 2006 (20 comments)

Wait till you see them in the bathroom

Music for One Apartment and Six Drummers. (Google Video.) Sort of like Stomp, except Scandihoovian and, you know, not totally embarrassing to like.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 2:57 PM on October 5, 2006 (16 comments)

The last days of Robert Anton Wilson

"But right now, Bob is a human being in a rather painful fleshsuit, who needs our help. I refuse for the history books to say he died alone and destitute, for I want future generations to know we appreciated Robert Anton Wilson while he was alive."
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 2:27 PM on October 2, 2006 (103 comments)

I found this footage shot at a crashpad called the Greta Garbo Home For Wayward Boys & Girls in San Francisco and I said, What can I do with this?

My name is Jack and I live in the back of the Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls: A movie, a producer, a hotel, and a song.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:22 AM on September 27, 2006 (6 comments)

They never found her head

Dr. Crippen. He poisoned his wife, buried her in the basement, and then escaped with his female lover disguised as man and son aboard a ship. Then there was Patrick Mahon, who chopped up his mistress and stashed her in a trunk at Waterloo Station, among other places. The connection between these two men? Aside from addressing the problem of how to dispose of a body, they inspired Rear Window.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 10:43 PM on September 12, 2006 (10 comments)

The forgotten genius of silent comedy

Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle. He was a comic actor, who, despite his girth, was capable of acts of astounding physical grace (link goes to tiny Quicktime clips). But what Fatty Arbuckle is best remembered for is scandal. On Labor Day of 1921, Arbuckle hosted a party that ended with the death of an actress, Virginia Rappe. On this day in 1921, Arbuckle was arrested for her rape. Although he was acquitted twice, the event would ruin his career. (Previously.)
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:13 AM on September 11, 2006 (19 comments)

Louis Farrakhan, charmer

Sure, Louis Farrakhan talks about UFOs. And, yes, some people think he had a hand in the death of Malcolm X. And maybe a case can be made that he isn't the most tolerant of men. Be that as it may, he was a suburb calypso singer.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 4:10 PM on September 7, 2006 (22 comments)

Best Friend of the King of the Apes

He's 74-years-old, which makes him the world's oldest primate. He was a movie star. He lives a comfortable life as an older retiree. In his spare time, he paints. In fact, if you like, he will paint a painting just for you, and the money you donate for it supports his primate sanctuary. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cheeta.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 7:35 PM on September 5, 2006 (37 comments)

A culture of sophisticated drinking

A little more than a year after leaving New Orleans, I miss the culture of sophisticated drinking. Sure, maybe not on Bourbon Street, home of the sickly sweet hurricane and Hand Grenade. But you head off Bourbon and you can get a very pleasant Pimms cup at the Napoleon House. And just down the street is a military antiques store that was once the pharmacy where Antoine Amadie Peychaud invented the sazerac, which lays claims to being the word's oldest cocktail. Any good bartender in New Orleans will be able to make you one; finding a sazerac-capable bartender outside the city is almost impossible. Of course, just outside the French Quarter, in the Fairmont Hotel, is the Sazerac bar, but, surprisingly, their specialty is not the sazerac, but the favorite drink of Huey Long, the delicious Ramos Gin Fizz. Nearby, back in the Quarter, on an upper floor of the Pharmacy Museum, was the former home of the Museum of the American Cocktail -- now seemingly in transit after Katrina. At the opening, cocktail chef Dale Degroff served up his specialty -- pre-Prohibition cocktails, including a brandy crusta that still makes me weep from the pleasure of it. Sure, up here in Minneapolis we invented the cosmopolitan, but somehow a drink that's also become popular as a perfume doesn't have that same Crescent City je ne sais quoi.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:56 PM on September 4, 2006 (36 comments)

Animal victims of the blue ringed octopus are often fully conscious and paralyzed as the octopus consumes them

It's about the size of a golf ball. It is shockingly deadly. It has enough poison to kill 26 humans in minutes. If you see it's blue rings, it may already be too late. You will stop breathing. You will go blind. And the only way you will survive it is hours of artificial respiration and heart massage until the poison has worked its way out of your system. It is the blue-ringed octopus.
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 11:41 AM on September 3, 2006 (45 comments)

A pair of one-foot-tall girls shows up, begging the business man to give the egg back to Mothra.

They rode on Mothra's back. They were The Peanuts. They were a band. The released albums. They have been digitized (and digitized some more). They summoned monsters (video link) with monster theme songs. But what happened to them?
posted to MetaFilter by Astro Zombie at 12:23 PM on September 1, 2006 (9 comments)