If you aren't smart enough to drink in class without getting caught, you shouldn't be in college. You learn that shit in orientation.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 6:57 AM on May 27, 2008

I volunteer for all ceramic tile related questions. Oh, and I guess physics too but only one of those skills is going to be making me money in the near future.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:26 AM on April 16, 2008

Who wants scrapple?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 1:32 PM on February 18, 2008

Man, and here I was just about to post complaining that hama7's posts are way too verbose, and he really should use the More Inside functionality of this site.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 5:58 PM on October 7, 2007


int main() {
meta:
printf("Is Meta just on an infinite tape loop lately?\n");
goto meta;
}

posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 2:15 PM on August 1, 2007

jeffamaphone: I thought a shitty thread deserved shitting programming.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 2:26 PM on August 1, 2007

Or, you know, shitty. Like my spelling.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 2:26 PM on August 1, 2007

dersins:

(loop (print "Is Meta just on an infinite tape loop lately?"))
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 2:31 PM on August 1, 2007

My bookmarks

It is about 1/3 physics stuff, 1/3 fitness stuff, and 1/3 random crap right now.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 6:45 AM on August 1, 2007

Also, might I say that this is a great idea? I think I'm going to steal all your Mathematica links.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 6:57 AM on August 1, 2007

You know what I've heard? Getting your tubes tied kills all sense of taste.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 1:47 PM on July 29, 2007

Firas: So, I got about 100 favorites in before I got bored. I'll let you know when I'm finished my Firas-Favoriting-PERL script.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 5:54 PM on July 26, 2007

I think I'm just going to start answering all questions as relationship questions:

"How do I open ProEngineering files in Solidworks?"

Seriously, Pro/E would be better off without you. Who needs someone that is just going to use them and then move on to another CAD program at the drop of the hat? Just do Pro/E a favor and dump them. Oh, and make sure she gets her shit checked for viruses.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:22 AM on July 25, 2007

Also, on a more serious note, the idea that smoking one cigarette is fueling an addiction is ridiculous.

Twice a year, during fall and spring finals, I purchase a softpack of Kools. For me, it is a custom. The nicotine is a stimulant that helps keep me awake, no smoking laws force me outside to take a break, the smell (which is why I choose Kools) reminds me of my father which helps calm my nerves, and I find the act itself relaxing. Does this make me an addict? To... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 11:17 AM on July 25, 2007

I enjoy this idea, but I think some of my Ask MeFi questions would be a turn off to all the fine ladies of MeFi.

I mean, who likes a drunk who likes to fight and vomit a lot?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 6:05 PM on June 1, 2007

I imagine that in a hidden room, in each of their houses, they have a terminal that allows them to connect to the Gibson which hosts MeFi.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:14 PM on May 31, 2007

8869;
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:15 PM on May 25, 2007

Odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime: 1/5000 Cite

In 2004, 11.9 children per 1000 were raped. Cite
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:04 PM on April 9, 2007

Oh, and based on my second cite, the mother is more likely to abuse their children than the father. Funny, that.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:06 PM on April 9, 2007

Way to completely misinterpret what ikkyu was saying.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:29 PM on January 31, 2007

Do you know what I hate? People who use QED for inane arguments.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:37 AM on December 19, 2006

"Quod Erat Demonstrandum", or Quite Easily Done as a joke. You use it in proofs to show that you are done and have proved what you set out to prove.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:41 AM on December 19, 2006

Wait, proofless geometry? Was it like church, where the teacher sat up there waving her hands and telling you things that you should take as the gospel truth?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:45 AM on December 19, 2006

The problem is that no one really cares what you think about what others think, nor should you care what they think in the first place.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 4:12 PM on December 6, 2006

I killed a bear in Reno just to watch him die.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:11 PM on December 6, 2006

Bah, who wants to meet a bunch of people who'd steal two seconds right out from under your feet.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 1:12 AM on November 19, 2006

Pissing on camp fires prevents forest fires.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 8:07 PM on November 7, 2006

What the fuck is a Shaw's?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 6:06 PM on September 26, 2006

So, it isn't like the Thunderdome then? Damn.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 6:11 PM on September 26, 2006

Why would a 9/11 cocktail have a commie liquor in it? It should just be a Manhattan with the aforementioned two burning straws.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 5:12 PM on September 10, 2006

Two t's : Girl
One t: Boy
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:47 PM on July 16, 2006

Maybe the poster became hostile because someone decided they were searching for a particular person and then accused them of stalking.

How would you, deadmessenger, like it if you posted something about child care and people decided it was actually a post about raping babies?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 9:56 AM on July 11, 2006

FYI: I live near a very Amish community, and I have heard this phrase used often. Usually though, it has been during the Rum Spring, and used by youth jokingly. I'm assuming the phrase is actually a serious remark by the elders.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 12:00 AM on July 9, 2006

Did someone really put a picture of their wang on AskMefi? Wow.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 10:03 AM on July 8, 2006

You spelled pwned wrong, n00b.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 3:27 PM on May 15, 2006

Hey! The Phillies... shit, yeah, we are going to lose. Nevermind.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 2:45 PM on May 3, 2006

Fandango_matt, it sounds like you have a bit of a grudge against your cliche jock. You need to realize that not everyone who likes or participates in sports is going to be that person. I play rugby with my school, but also major in physics and work part-time as a Unix admin.

To many people, such as myself, a sport is just another hobby. You are allowed to dislike sports for whatever reason, but railing against those who do enjoy them is pointless, and quite frankly, immature.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 2:27 PM on April 29, 2006

What is so homoerotic about being lifted into the air on a line-out by my ass?

Well, okay... at least I'm not pitching a tent over it.

I still don't get why you think it is perverted, however. Are males reglegated to hand shakes and the "hug/hit" combo, for fear of being considered gay and a pervert?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:34 PM on April 29, 2006

Graaagh! The thought of hands on my ass caused me to mistype relegated.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:36 PM on April 29, 2006

Not for a mouth like that. Wait, what?
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 4:17 AM on April 21, 2006

It is Newsfilter. Seriously. A private Newsfilter.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:33 PM on February 27, 2006

Also, once emelenjr hands out his 20, I have 20 to hand out, also, if there is need.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 7:33 PM on February 27, 2006

So, uh, I didn't look at the link but since it is from a state school, and being a state school attendee myself, I'm going to say there is a time and place for everything like this.

That place, at least, is collegehumor.com, not here.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 11:39 AM on February 27, 2006

This is going to get me shot (or maybe not, liberals don't like guns) but I'm going to suscribe to Dios and PP's feeds, because they are interesting people.

So there.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 1:27 PM on February 15, 2006

New member, m/22, looking for mentor. Likes bourbon and rugby. Plz send pic.
posted to MetaTalk by Loto at 3:41 PM on January 20, 2006