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"It's cold outside? Take her to the park, ask her to marry you and hand her the ring. Immediately get inside the car and lock the doors. Tell her she can't come in until she says yes...." [
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"Here's what you do. When you are at the bar, you say "Hey, do you want to go out on a date?"
If he says yes then pursue. If he says no say "Okay" and continue on as you..." [
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"You know what I've heard? Getting your tubes tied kills all sense of taste." [
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"If you aren't smart enough to drink in class without getting caught, you shouldn't be in college. You learn that shit in orientation." [
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"I think I'm just going to start answering all questions as relationship questions:
"How do I open ProEngineering files in Solidworks?"
Seriously, Pro/E would be better off without you. Who needs someone that is just going to use them..." [
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"Dump her. You are obviously going to have problems further down the road when you have to use things call "reason" and "logic" again. Sweet Jesus man, I don't know how you made it past the first time she stated she didn't..." [
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""...had cut him deeper than anything on earth and his feelings for me had been dying ever since."
Emo kids != Dating material
If I were you, I'd run the other way rather than try and get back with him.
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"I think the easiest thing to do would be for you to make the call and him make the response. Whenever he wants to do something, ask him whether he did X today. Homework wouldn't work, because often friends would know if he did it or even had it for..." [
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"Why would a 9/11 cocktail have a commie liquor in it? It should just be a Manhattan with the aforementioned two burning straws." [
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"The British accent thing? Yeah, annoying as all hell. You can still be goofy/funny without the shtick." [
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"Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills:
Run to the hills, run for your life." [
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"So, I decided to eat it. I am also chasing every large bite with a nice, strong bourbon.
You know, for safety's sake.
I will post before I head to work in the morning to let everyone know how this turned out...." [
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"A friend of mine did what you are doing, and used his pass in lieu of hostels half the time. When they were tired, they'd hop the eurorail to someplace a few hours away and sleep on the way there...." [
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