In looking through my many favorites, I have just noticed that I think Pastabagel is fucking awesome. As proof, here are Pastabagel's top 10 tags:

Top 10 Tags on MeFi: oil (2) psychiatrist (2) china (1) children (1) chicken (1) cheney (1) buckethead (1) bonds (1) bipolar (1) batshitinsane (1)

Kickass! I start the stalking now.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 5:30 PM on August 19, 2008

Hey, Vanity Fair, I got an opinion for you ... right here.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 3:00 PM on June 16, 2008

Hey, SteveTheRed, I wonder if we are related? My mom used to make strawberry-rhubarb pies, too. Amazing.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 8:14 AM on April 17, 2008

I haven't written any books, but I have edited a metric shitload of them.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 5:59 AM on February 24, 2008

Already planning the list of places that I will be referring to as harrogatha as soon as possible.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 6:58 PM on November 13, 2007

I once saw Florence Henderson on TV literally chugging Wesson Oil. And ever since then I have been firmly in the Florence Henderson Is Awesome Club.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 2:56 PM on April 5, 2007

The only celebrity I have seen is Muhammed Ali, and I saw him twice, thirty years apart.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 7:03 AM on April 6, 2007

Decani, that was so awesome -- please take it on the road. I'll buy a front-row seat. They have their over-the-top ranters -- I'm proud to have one for the good guys.

At the same time, I'm horrified that I favorited a post with the word "cuntslime" in it. I think I will read it again and unfavorite. But really enjoyable, all around.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 5:14 PM on July 22, 2006

[points at something over there --> ]

Hey empath, what's that?

[cuts empath in line]
[looks innocent]
[gives in, steps back]

Me please?
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 4:30 PM on June 7, 2006

for ease of invites: dracoolya a.t. gmail
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 4:31 PM on June 7, 2006

I have worked with David Pogue. He is conceited, but not rude.
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 6:56 AM on June 2, 2006

Apparently we are all shy creatures, and/or hideously ugly. I will lurk in this thread to see what happens, though; depends on when in June. And if there's no-one else but us, Biblio, we'll just have to go out for lunch!
posted to MetaTalk by theredpen at 12:37 PM on May 16, 2006