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MeFi post: WE IN UR STATION CONSUMIN' YOUR QUADROTRITICALE
im in ur meme, jumpin ur sharks
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 11:50 AM on May 3, 2007

MeFi post: Kurt Vonnegut Dies at 84
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posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:44 PM on April 12, 2007

MeFi post: Bush Asks Americans To Forgive His Mistakes and Come Together To Support His Iraq Policy.
I want to gay-marry Keith Olbermann.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:40 PM on September 11, 2006

MeFi post: When In Rome...
This year I'm borrowing a cane and some white Tic-Tacs and going as House.

I did that last year. Right down to the Tic-Tacs. Great minds, etc.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:28 PM on September 10, 2006

MeFi post: Strange Bedfellows
MetaFilter: I wish you would die. Why don't you die?

The Alberta government has started an awareness campaign for kids, teaching them how to recognize internet "perverts" and their methods, and what to do if they're approached.

That sort of thing seems more productive than this sort of thing.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 1:52 PM on September 7, 2006

MeFi post: ABC News: Osama bin Laden offered sanctuary in...
Don't call me Shirley.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 5:44 PM on September 5, 2006

MeFi post: Screams of Joy!
:O
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 10:15 AM on August 31, 2006

MeFi post: Write your name in Tengwar (Tolkien's Elvish)
NERRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSS.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 7:12 AM on August 30, 2006

MeFi post: HOWTO Screw Some Evangelist Maggots Right In The Wallet
I effwerd
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 12:48 PM on August 29, 2006

MeFi post: New Orleans levies
Happy anniversary.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 5:03 PM on August 28, 2006

MeFi post: Trippy optical illusion
Fuck. I am apparently "prone to headaches." Ow ow ow ow ow.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:18 PM on August 28, 2006

MeFi post: The Birth of Weeniecello, hot dog infused vodka
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 7:33 AM on August 28, 2006

MeFi post: An eye for an eye amidst the culture of life
You know, I'm generally a touchy-feely bleeding-heart librul on the idea of the death penalty, but after reading your second link, I'm pretty OK with the idea of this guy getting put to death.

Hypocrisy: it's what's for breakfast.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 7:17 AM on August 25, 2006
riotgrrl69, I agree with everything you said. But my uncivilized gut is apparently making an exception for this guy.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 7:30 AM on August 25, 2006

MeFi post: Frat Boy is SO dyslexic
Come on, who's surprised by this?
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 1:45 PM on August 24, 2006

MeFi post: Some may call it exploiting racial tensions. CBS calls it darn good television.

posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 5:35 PM on August 23, 2006

MeFi post: Bulldozer Politics
Holy shit.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:58 PM on August 23, 2006

MeFi post: I feel fresh as a bagel!
I used to be really, really into Homestar Runner, bought loads of merch, watched everything they put out, and then one day I just stopped finding it entertaining.

I'm not saying that it's intrinsically unfunny or anything, and the creators are to be commended (bitterly envied, really) for the manner and extent of their success, but I guess I had a finite appetite for it.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:45 PM on August 22, 2006
OK, fine. "I need to be kicked in the face!" "I can do it! I will do it nine times!" is still fucking hilarious.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:54 AM on August 23, 2006

MeFi post: ...liah ewylduorp os tahW
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posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:45 AM on August 23, 2006

MeFi post: Miscellaneous FAQs
"Series of tubes" is the new "internets."
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:30 AM on August 23, 2006

MeFi post: A truly blessed man
There are people who are born with the standard equipment and, uh, bifurcate themselves as adults.

And then put pictures of that on the internet.

I wish they wouldn't.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 12:46 PM on August 22, 2006

MeFi post: 10,000 Reasons Can't Be Wrong
Reason #1: Paris Hilton

My thoughts exactly.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 12:41 PM on August 22, 2006

MeFi post: Turner cuts Smoking Scenes
The only current TV show I can think of that depicts non-villainous, non-guest-star characters smoking cigarettes is Battlestar Galactica.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:37 AM on August 22, 2006

MeFi post: Mindless In Iraq - What Next ?
I personally won't call it a civil war until things get 31.44% worse than they currently are.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 12:09 PM on August 21, 2006

MeFi post: Cum eating monkey vid
I am so posting my XXX home vids on the front page now
PenguinBukkake

Oh dear.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 12:31 PM on August 19, 2006

MeFi post: Can we call it medicine yet?
Discussed here, dirtynumbangelboy.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 1:55 PM on August 18, 2006

MeFi post: "I hate America even more this week."
Amirite?
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 1:24 PM on August 18, 2006

MeFi post: Arrest Made In JonBenét Ramsey Case
While American businessmen watch through a hole in the wall.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:41 PM on August 16, 2006

MeFi post: I guess we need a new mnemonic...
MetaFilter: ...you know the rest.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 8:55 AM on August 16, 2006

MeFi post: Dude, you're getting a lame joke about the Dell battery recall!
Pictures of computers on fire (as well as their charred remains) circulated widely online

What, no Flickr pool?
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 10:45 AM on August 15, 2006

MeFi post: Whore No More
My first FPP, and it's links to two blog posts. I know, I know: I'm awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:23 PM on August 13, 2006
I was most shocked that they convinced other studios to bar him, too. That's clearly punitive weight-throwing.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 3:30 PM on August 13, 2006
That bit about Maggie Gyllenhaal irked me too, mostly because my opinion of her is difficult to articulate without coming across as a creepy virgin with a telephoto lens.

She's a lovely, lovely woman and I don't know what the hell this guy's smoking.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 2:01 PM on August 14, 2006

MeFi post: Size Doesn't Matter... Size Doesn't Matter... Keep repeating...
Claiming that "jump the shark" has jumped the shark has, I'm afraid, jumped the shark.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 1:55 PM on August 14, 2006

MeFi post: ProtoWolfenstein in CSS
Brilliant.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 1:52 PM on August 14, 2006

MeFi post: Citizen Kane, or: I've Wasted My Life
Jews on a Train
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 7:31 AM on August 14, 2006

MeFi post: Watching Lebanon by Seymour M. Hersh: Washington’s interests in Israel’s war
I love the Nëw Yörkër.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 7:00 PM on August 13, 2006

MeFi post: How many prepaid cellphones does it take to blow up the Mackinac Bridge?
So what, now theft, drugs, black market, and other pedestrian crimes are going to be terra-related? I guess it's a convenient way to dispel with all that pesky due process for the brown people.

On preview: exactly what I was going to say.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 3:38 PM on August 13, 2006

MeFi post: The Religious Canadian Politician
jasenlee, don't be so hard on the kid. It's not easy, growing up profoundly—some might even say pathologically—oblivious of the world at large. It may appear willful, even obsessive, to us, but it's a condition, a sickness.

You wouldn't go up to a quadriplegic in a wheelchair and tell him to stop fucking drooling on himself, would you? People like TetrisKid are like that. Some of them even do drool on themselves. But it's not their fault, and you shouldn't be hostile... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 11:21 PM on August 11, 2006

MeFi post: Witnesses also reported seeing paramedics carrying a bag of severed fingers out of the apartment.
"He is just a regular guy with a powerful golf swing."

I don't doubt that helped.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 12:03 PM on August 11, 2006

MeFi post: Six places to nuke when you're serious
MetaFilter: Many of the intelligent people reading this post will agree with me without hesitation.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 8:38 AM on August 10, 2006

MeFi post: Tame Political Blogs
What's there to compromise? "Blogger's integrity"?
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 11:22 AM on August 9, 2006

MeFi post: Zen and the Art of Mountain Biking with the President
Mountain biking, [Bush] says, helps "settle the soul."

This may be the first thing I've ever agreed with him on.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:19 AM on August 9, 2006

MeFi post: K-Metal from Krypton
I'm with interrobang on the colour scheme. It's still a ripping story. Oh, and:

MetaFilter: If he only knew to what degree he's boring me!
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 8:36 AM on August 9, 2006

MeFi post: Mum's the Word
This might be better in AskMe, but: suppose someone here on MeFi were to say that Ford is a hateful beast who advocates child abuse from a platform of self-glorification and pure willful ignorance, is a danger to children of impressionable parents everywhere, and should never be allowed to publish, broadcast, or transmit any kind of parenting advice ever again because of the unimaginable scale of the damage she's doing to innocent babies, and that she knows this and is... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 8:34 AM on August 9, 2006

MeFi post: This is not Angelina Jolie
Still, that's a hell of a lot of precision.

Some of these are better than others, but even the worst just look like ineptly-airbrushed photos.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 10:50 AM on August 6, 2006

MeFi post: Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence
"Little did such founding fathers as George Washington, George Jefferson, and ***ERIC IS A FAG*** know that their small, querulous republic would later become the most powerful and prosperous nation in history, the Unified States Of America."
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 6:51 PM on August 5, 2006

MeFi post: Is Scientific American's Spell Checker Broken?
Pak chooie unf.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:25 AM on August 4, 2006

MeFi post: Pat Robertson Believes in Global Warming
Maybe someone will need to coin a new word for this...

I think they already have.
posted to MetaFilter by Zozo at 9:19 PM on August 3, 2006