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"INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Phone rings.
YOU
May I have your password, please?
EVIL COLLECTOR
I'm trying to reach....
YOU
May I have your password, please?
EVIL COLLECTOR
What? I don't have a password. No, is this the home of......" [
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"Somebody on another thread said, "Action precedes motivation." I've thought a lot about this and agree. The thing to do is: anything. Pick the smallest, easiest task you can think of and do that. Once you get moving it is a simpler..." [
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"I am the father of two gorgeous, wonderful, brilliant daughters who are now adults. I was 22 when the first was born. My experience has been one of unbounded amazement at my great fortune to have the chance to raise up these precious jewels...." [
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"Two sides to this. On the one hand, our unconscious mind processes a ton of information every second and tries to communicate the results of that to the conscious mind via feelings. (Read the book Blink for more details). So, this idea of knowing..." [
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"It is nearly impossible for you to change the perception of you at the companies you currently work for. They see you a certain way and can't imagine you in another role. If you want to be a different person (worker) you must leave to become that..." [
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"Frankly, I have a much harder time falling asleep when the Spousal Unit and I are separated. I need 15 minutes of close proximity before we adjourn to our own sides of the mattress or I struggle to fall asleep.
We both think separate sleeping..." [
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"I got some good advice on quitting one time and now might be a good time to apply it. "Don't quit because something is hard; quit because it isn't taking you where you want to go."
Go where you want to go. Reduce/eliminate that which..." [
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"When a number shows up with a blocked ID, I answer the phone with: "May I have your password, please?"
No matter how they respond, I only repeat the same phrase. The number of charity calls has dropped dramatically since doing this...." [
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"Go, Dog, Go!
I memorized that book before I could read. I mean, dogs in primary colors having a party in a tree after racing their cars to get there? So cool. It's a really nice early reader...." [
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"There was an exec at a company I consulted at who you never wanted to meet in the restroom. This guy would rope you into a discussion then keeping the impromptu meeting going while he sat on the crapper and you'd have to stay there talking to him..." [
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"Seconding spitbull, with the addition that you don't have to record to the camcorder.
Hook up the lav mics to a digital recorder (iPod, etc.) and sync the audio on the recorders with the audio/video on the camcorder. Slate or even just sharply..." [
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"Since some of the penguins have low paying jobs they can't afford the waterfront properties like their more affluent cousins therefore they have to commute...." [
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""A little pain never hurt anyone."
This one is too long for your purposes, but I love it:
Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity;
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