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"1. The One With The Good View So We Can Daydream
2. The One That's Always Too Warm
3. The One That's Always Too Cold
4. The One With The Nicer Chairs
5. The One That Smells A Little Like Poo
6. The One Where They Fire People
7. The One That's..." [
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"Don't demur any longer. Unleash dangerous, witty comebacks. Straight face. If he can dish it, he can take it.
- "I did the same thing, but blindfolded, while riding a charging zebra, when I was ten. Twice."
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"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day..." [
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"Tell you what: Let's find the original copy of the paperwork from the Selective Service that exempted Limbaugh from the draft because of his fucking ass pimple and auction it off on ebay. All proceeds to go to the ACLU and the EFF. One good turn..." [
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MeFi comment:
"Another Hindu man once said, "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
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"I don't think it has even occurred to him that he ISN'T entitled to be reimbursed.
Then it's quite simple, really:
Dear Uncle Shameless Jerk,
Sadly, as you are aware, mother passed away on $Date. We will all miss her greatly.
BTW, your..." [
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MeFi comment:
"1) Piss of allies with hawkish, unjustified military action.
2) Hobble U.S. economy.
3) Reward political contributors with multibillion dollar no-bid contracts.
4) Let the animals know who's #1! USA! USA! USA!
5) Reduce what's left of the world..." [
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""I'm pretty angry. I'm going to write a nasty letter. This is the Olympics. It's not that difficult to organize a three-kilometre run. We've never run like this before." — Monica Pinette, Canadian pentathlete, on the organization of the..." [
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MeTa comment:
"Consider the beaver. It's whole life, basically, is gnawing down trees, building dams, and making more beavers. Oh, and eating. That kinda goes without saying.
What would make a beaver angry -- Utility conflicts in the dam-building zone? No...." [
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"The US ought to have ten (-twenty!-) times the passenger rail capacity that it has now. Unfortunately we put all of our transportation eggs into the interstate system basket. For all but a very small portion of us, rail travel is basically a..." [
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MeFi comment:
"I'm quite suprised that nobody has yet accused McCain of "pulling a Bunning:"
It's no secret in Kentucky that Sen. Jim Bunning, a Republican who was expected to coast to reelection on Nov. 2, has been acting strange. Over the past few..." [
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MeFi comment:
"c'mon, dnab -- are you trying to promote making mefi into an echo chamber just like LGF is? The "go tell it to FR/LGF" gambit is about as mature as taking away somebody's ball and telling them to go home...." [
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"@brain cloud: So yes, in your opinion Muqtada Al-Sadr, Mullah Omar, Rick Warren and that "God Hates Fags" pastor are all on the same fundamentalist boat? After all, they all arguably adhere to the "dictionary definition" of..." [
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"What America wants-at least the America I know:
An end to corruption in politics.
Konolia, you and I couldn't agree more. We are nearing the end of eight years of possibly the most corrupt administration in our country's history. I sure hope..." [
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"Biden shoots his mouth off way too much IMO.
I'll take mouth-shooty over evil and secretive any day of the week." [
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MeFi comment:
"iamkimiam: ask and you shall receive ...
List of Barack Obama presidential campaign endorsements [Wikipedia - with links]
for comparison's sake, here is the same for John McCain (heh)...." [
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