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It creeps and scrawls.

My robot-that-can-draw-stuff idea has been patented and designed and prototyped to death hundreds of times, but never (to my knowledge) developed into a full scale product. Has anyone built something I can buy? Even a kit?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 1:17 PM on June 12, 2008 (13 comments)

Help me avoid gravity...somewhat.

What are those things called that you see on badge clips and rock climbing walls that automatically retract a nylon cord?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 1:01 PM on May 21, 2008 (10 comments)

Blank capsules of embroidered cellophane!

ComputerEmbroideryFilter: Can you recommend some small-time (<=$300 range) for a home hobbyist to embroider shirts and ball caps and whatnot?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 2:58 PM on May 8, 2008 (1 comment)

Swing the pig iron hammer!

Just exactly what does "swing the big-eyed rabbit" (as sung by the Cramps) mean?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 7:10 PM on April 21, 2008 (10 comments)

Simple Minds are hard to find

Where on the internets can I find a clip of Simple Minds performing "Alive and Kicking" on Saturday Night Live?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 2:26 PM on March 2, 2008 (2 comments)

Where's all my stuff?

Help me find a locally running (NON-Apache/PHP/MySQL) Windows based inventory management system.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 1:09 PM on February 19, 2008 (8 comments)

Sound system gonna bring me back up, yeah...one thing that I can depend on

AudioEngineerFilter: I'm now in charge of a medium-sized (50 people) auditorium and the sound output system is okay, but the wireless mic system is limited to two mics (a handheld and a lavalier), and it needs upgraded...and quick!
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 1:03 PM on February 8, 2008 (5 comments)

Da da da da da da-da-da da da! Freeze Frame!

Help me freeze my VGA video signal...as cheaply as possible.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 9:02 AM on January 17, 2008 (1 comment)

I don't want to have Jack Dangers nightmares...

What was this Meat Beat Manifesto song with a long voice sample talking about prison life?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 2:43 PM on January 9, 2008 (5 comments)

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your locks, but you can't possess lock picks in DC

Possession of lock picking tools in Washington, D.C. - for recreational purposes. Honest!
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 7:26 AM on December 10, 2007 (10 comments)

Functional rings that do functional...stuff.

Help me find functional jewelry, in particular rings.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:33 PM on November 7, 2007 (18 comments)

Help me send my desktop over teh internets!

How can I stream my desktop to my boss?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 6:04 AM on October 19, 2007 (17 comments)

Videos of stand-up comedy...can I subscribe to something?

Is there somewhere I can download (for later viewing) videos of popular stand-up comedians? Legally?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 5:53 AM on September 28, 2007 (7 comments)

I don't want to have Monster Cable nightmares!

AVFilter: Can I extend HDMI over CAT5? No baluns or fancy equipment - just copper, baby!
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 11:47 AM on September 5, 2007 (5 comments)

Chat - no strings attached?

Small, free, UDP-based server/client text chat application with no central server - does it exist?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 6:07 AM on July 18, 2007 (7 comments)

Not quite enterprise, but further-reaching than Google Desktop...

Help me find a Windows-based cataloging program that can handle indexing of Word documents and can crawl network (SMB) shares.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 11:17 AM on July 9, 2007 (6 comments)

Touchscreens for LCDs (since I can't do a CRT-style light pen interface)

TouchpanelFilter: Is it possible to order "bare" touchscreens without the logic?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:40 AM on June 25, 2007 (5 comments)

A game where you write software to solve problems...?

What was this fascinating shareware video game? It involved writing LOGO or BASIC-like code to guide a ladybug on a tree branch past obstacles to a goal.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 11:22 PM on June 3, 2007 (11 comments)

Who said this?

Who originally said "The half of knowledge is knowing where to find it"?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 6:49 AM on May 25, 2007 (6 comments)

'Wow' sound on bass - what's it called?

What's it called when a bass guitarist goes all the way up, then down, then up the fret on one string?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:35 AM on May 16, 2007 (14 comments)

Linear Blended Housepaint

How can I paint my living room wall with a smooth gradient from X color to Y color?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 2:59 PM on May 7, 2007 (18 comments)

Help me help this older lady deal with kiddy terrorists!

[ObnoxiousTeenagerFilter] I know a 60ish recently widowed lady who says "neighborhood teens" are terrorizing her where she lives and I'd like to take some action...but I'm not sure what to do other than lend a sympathetic ear.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 3:10 PM on April 20, 2007 (22 comments)

MDF and PVC are nice, but do you have something more...standard?

Is there an adult equivalent of a modular construction set (Erector Set, fischertechnik, K'Nex, Tinker Toys, etc.,) suitable for building more serious projects (desks, projector enclosures, tables)?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:01 AM on March 28, 2007 (13 comments)

Acrylic Alternative

Can I seal inkjet prints without polluting the air and killing my lungs/brain cells?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 7:40 PM on February 25, 2007 (8 comments)

Of all the stupid ways to die...

I just accidentally ate part of a metallic-looking mayonnaise packet. Am I going to die?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 9:58 AM on January 24, 2007 (25 comments)

I don't want to have videoteleconferencing nightmares..

Help me find this free videoteleconferencing application I saw online a while back.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 11:04 AM on January 2, 2007 (2 comments)

Flashlight up my sleeve?

Help me find a wristwatch with a built-in LED flashlight.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:55 AM on December 17, 2006 (4 comments)

USB-Based MPEG-2 Hardware Encoder..PVR not necessary

Can anyone recommend a good (preferably USB-based) hardware MPEG-2 encoder? Not a PVR, just an encoder.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:28 AM on December 3, 2006 (2 comments)

Drawing optical illusions, math equations, and other things that people stop to look at

Help me draw interesting simple things.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 9:31 AM on November 22, 2006 (16 comments)

Help me figure out which dragon-themed C64 game this was.

What was this Commodore 64 game?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 12:25 PM on November 7, 2006 (1 comment)

Some code to get Winsock working over GPRS on a PPC 2003?

How do I program Winsock to work right over a GPRS connection on a PPC 2003?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 5:05 AM on October 4, 2006 (4 comments)

What do they call the feature on amazon.com when they say, "People who bought this book also bought...these other books"?

What do they call the feature on amazon.com when they say, "People who bought this book also bought...these other books"?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 12:56 PM on September 18, 2006 (13 comments)

Help me find a VBScript program to create a PowerPoint file from a directory of images.

I've tried for several weeks to find this VBScript program from long ago. It's deceptively simple (create PPT, create slide within PPT, insert image, put title on slide, repeat last three steps until all images inserted).
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 5:47 AM on September 11, 2006 (4 comments)

I need some eye candy generator software that goes straight to disk...

I need some video eye candy generator software that outputs straight to disk instead of to the screen...
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 3:23 PM on August 29, 2006 (6 comments)

Limitations of distinctive states in the eight-bit byte?

Is there a way to put more than eight distinctive states in an 8-bit byte?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 9:11 PM on August 18, 2006 (20 comments)

Biggest origami envelope you know of, folded from an 8.5x11" sheet of paper?

Does there exist an Origami form that is an envelope suitable for a letter-sized piece of paper?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 4:52 AM on August 7, 2006 (2 comments)

Where can I find a large 6 ft. segmented LCD display?

Where can I find a large (> 6 ft.) segmented LED display?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 2:28 PM on July 26, 2006 (4 comments)

What's with all the bearded women in "Shaolin Soccer"?

What's with all the bearded women in Stephen Chow's movie "Shaolin Soccer"?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 10:35 PM on July 17, 2006 (4 comments)

Sealab 2021 - In-joke

What does this (seemingly an inside joke) comment on Sealab 2021 mean?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:17 PM on June 30, 2006 (6 comments)

Realistic fake tattoos

What do they use as far as makeup in movies for fake tattoos, and where can I get some of this makeup?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:37 PM on June 19, 2006 (8 comments)

What's the story behind the backmasking on Oingo Boingo's song, "Cry of the Vatos"?

In the Oingo Boingo song "Cry of the Vatos," Danny Elfman says (backwards): "Accept Jesus into your heart and you will saved! You will receive everlasting life! Listen to me, I've sinned, I know." Has anyone ever seen any interviews about this? Was this just a joke on the supposed backwards masking people were "finding" around that time in heavy metal music? Surely Danny Elfman doesn't really believe in God with all the weird movies and music he's put out?
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 8:02 PM on June 1, 2006 (12 comments)

NuView 3D Adapter Content

Thinking about buying a NuView camcorder adapter (discontinued product, shoots interlaced 3D video) and I would like to see some content before I buy...if there's any way someone could point me to an MPEG/AVI/QT/any type of movie so I could watch/convert it, I'd greatly appreciate it.
posted to Ask Metafilter by ostranenie at 9:01 AM on May 25, 2006 (2 comments)