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MeFi post: Freedom Flies
I've lost the ability to distinguish reality from satire. I don't know if this is reality's fault, or mine.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 11:01 AM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: Rock the streets
A+++ would re-lace again
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 10:33 AM on June 28, 2008

MeFi post: I'd hook this to my e-meter
I regularly read Fark threads for the "I'd hit it" pictures and this still wasn't funny. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 4:03 AM on June 28, 2008

MeFi post: "No fixed pushers, and no magnet skateboards."
You either have your legs spun about madly, or take your feet off the pedals and rest them on the fork/handlebars/what have you. Smart people will still have at least one brake
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 4:18 AM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: In The Stocks.
A bee stung my mouth! Yeah! Because you took a job eating bees!
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 7:37 AM on June 14, 2008

MeFi post: "Crime. Boy, I dunno."
One can only hope that's an Airsoft gun
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 2:06 AM on May 28, 2008

MeFi post: Errin' USA
Kraftmatic beat me by mere seconds. Damn.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:37 AM on May 22, 2008

MeFi post: Big bladder heals. Vegetarians at an impasse.
Internal dialogue: "I'm not going to watch this. Really, it's gonna be gross. Not going to watch it, nope. Not ever" *click*
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 2:46 PM on April 30, 2008

MeFi post: 2 Real Prices of Gas
It's cool that gold is back in the news now that it finally broke its previous all-time high set in 1980. If it were a stock that had taken 28 years to recover in nominal terms, it'd be getting laughed at.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:40 PM on April 30, 2008

MeFi post: Take some time over your daily grind.
"I don't own a TV" : Entertainment :: "I shave with a straight razor" : Shaving
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 9:39 PM on April 28, 2008

MeFi post: Go ahead, hurt me, I won't press charges.
I don't like you guys defending the attacker, and if you try to do it any more I'm going to break your fucking legs.

I warned you, so it'll be totally cool, right?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 4:46 PM on March 24, 2008

MeFi post: "Garlic: The Silent Killer," "Juicy Beans," and 39 other fascinating projects of SCIENCE!
My friends made a functional coilgun as high school physics project using some soda can-sized capacitors and a transformer from a neon sign. It fired a nail (sans head) at potentially-lethal speeds, and their genius teacher let them fire it inside the classroom as a demonstration. An odd ricochet sent the nail exactly in the direction where the teacher had been standing prior to saying "For safety's sake, I'm going to move behind this thing" and stepping a few feet to the side.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:33 PM on February 20, 2008

MeFi post: Just put down your camera. Game over.
I'd like to see at least one OMG PHOTOGRAPHER post on Metafilter that wasn't either 1) cloying hyper-processed over-saturated vignetted HDR Nutrasweet or 2) pictures of rusty things taken with a polaroid
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 6:39 AM on February 12, 2008

MeFi post: Reconciliation of church and state?
You can do better - aim for beating the link + top 3 comments on Digg. Here's a link to the transcript
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 5:24 AM on February 10, 2008
Telling me I can't bring my religion into the public square is tantamount to bringing yours in first, and then denying me the same privilege

Secularism is totally a religion, amirite? It's like how how "all people are created equal" is really its own kind of prejudice because you're assuming that someone's equal rather than not. It's just a different kind of assumption! And the civil rights movement just brought in a new form of racism - the... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 7:12 AM on February 10, 2008

MeFi post: All the better to see you with
For comparison, a 2 degree field of view represents less than an inch at arm's length (calculations involving your own arms may differ from mine)
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 7:29 PM on February 7, 2008

MeFi post: When Oral Sex becomes a pregnancy
ROU_Xenophobe, would you feel the same way if the man were raped? And would you consider it rape if intercourse occured to someone who only consented to oral sex?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:28 PM on January 24, 2008
If I give someone a tool set for Christmas and they use it to steal a car, should I have to pay back the original owner for the full cost of the vehicle? Certainly that would be in the interests of society at large.

For the record, though, this guy is most likely trying to pull a scam, and shame on him.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 3:06 PM on January 24, 2008

MeFi post: The Nutcracker Suite
Anecdote: A college professor of mine had two kids, got a vasectomy, decided that God wanted him to have more kids, had it reversed, and now has somewhere in the neighborhood of a dozen. So there's at least one person who's had a reversal without a death or new wife, and a very successful reversal it seems.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 12:51 AM on January 23, 2008

MeFi post: Bionic contact lens
SCDB, I feel the same way about my camera's viewfinder. How could something that's only half a cm away from my eye ever present a focused image?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 3:32 PM on January 18, 2008
There's nothing magic about subject distance. You can replicate the same apparent focal distance by just casting the light rays in the right direction. We have the technology.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 4:13 PM on January 18, 2008

MeFi post: I know it's not friday.
I was totally going to be productive this week. Oh well.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 3:52 PM on January 14, 2008

MeFi post: Gee, Your Penis Smells Terrific!
Q: What happens if NodorO™ gets in contact with a woman's genitals?
A: ... The effectiveness of [latex condoms or diaphragms] may consequently be reduced, so you should use alternative contraceptive precautions for at least 5 days after using this product

Q: Is NodorO™ safe to be ingested?
A: NodorO™ SHOULD NEVER BE INGESTED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. If you suspect that NodorO™ has been ingested, contact an emergency room or a poison
... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:20 PM on January 10, 2008

MeFi post: a theory on why we really dream
And in addition I never neglect to attend my university course for an entire year then wonder nervously when the exam is

It's disturbing to me just how common this one is. Makes no sense whatsoever, especially now that in my dream I'm working a full-time job and going to school 2,000 miles away.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 5:30 AM on January 3, 2008

MeFi post: Just Desserts
I grew up in South Dakota and I've never even heard of kuchen. Whatever it is, it has a bad PR department.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 3:30 PM on January 2, 2008

MeFi post: I'm watching you reading this post *right now*.
Eponysterical?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 4:22 PM on January 1, 2008

MeFi post: Who is naming who?
Let's just get it out of the way already: LOOK THE MSM IS IGNORING TEH RAHN PAUL!!
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 5:26 PM on December 21, 2007

MeFi post: David Giral photography
Does he ever get sick of hypersaturating the sky? Ugh
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:28 PM on December 14, 2007

MeFi post: The asterisk wing of Cooperstown.
I really enjoy how we can have conversations around here that don't immediately devolve in to "OMG WHY DO YOU WATCH SPORTS GO FEED AN ORPHAN INSTEAD" vs "IT IS AN ARTISTIC DISPLAY OF ATHLETIC TRIUMPH AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT".

Oh wait, no we can't.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:46 PM on December 13, 2007

MeFi post: Rule 34 for photos of bacon on people
The model is cute. Boyzone!
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 3:50 PM on December 7, 2007

MeFi post: Liberty Mint Raid
This is all woefully lacking with the affidavit [pdf] filed by an undercover agent investigating their activities. These are some seriously shady people.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:37 PM on November 20, 2007

MeFi post: Cure versus Disease: Which is more repugnant?
Why did I have to see this right before lunch?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 11:06 AM on November 14, 2007

MeFi post: These Come From Trees
I'll be putting "These come from carrots" stickers on the carrots at the supermarket.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 1:44 PM on November 7, 2007

MeFi post: Eating out with Ann Coulter
This seriously hasn't been deleted yet?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 12:36 PM on October 29, 2007

MeFi post: YAD KCOL SPAC
i am such a fucking rebel
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 9:12 AM on October 22, 2007

MeFi post: Quiet Intro | Instrumental Kicker | Quiet Verse | Heavy Chorus
Next up: Many (if not most) of the Beatles' songs were in common keys like C, G, or D. What a bunch of hacks!
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 10:39 AM on October 19, 2007

MeFi post: Leave The Grocery Shopping to the Women
im sorry for offending you macho guys , just thought it was a cute post . by reading the comments i can tell the age group on on this site .

Flagged as "excessive irony"
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:32 PM on October 2, 2007
Hay guys ... men shop like this , lol ! and women shop like this amirite ? Lol
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:42 PM on October 2, 2007
first of all its not my blog and im not getting paid to market for target , im sorry if i offended anybody .

Do you seriously expect us to believe that the only two people on the internet that haven't figured out that spaces don't belong before punctuation just happen to be 1) you and 2) the person who runs that blog?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:45 PM on October 2, 2007

MeFi post: The Fountain commentary
I'm excited to hear/watch this. Jackman- and Aronofsky-haters can go hang out on mehfilter
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 5:17 PM on September 17, 2007

MeFi post: Stuff you can print out
I, too, was expecting some sort of insane papercraft Sudoku generator as well, or maybe a complex system of transparencies and overlapping symbols. Color me disappointed.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:56 AM on September 13, 2007

MeFi post: "This is what they look like with their clothes off."
Equal time?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 2:29 AM on September 11, 2007

MeFi post: More of the Same.
I just bought a replacement 30GB iPod, and three weeks later they've decided I can get the 80GB for the exact same price. [...] feels like I was robbed.

This has to be the dumbest sentiment in consumer electronics. What were you expecting to happen? No new iPods for the holiday season? They keep doing this and the timing is pretty transparent. If you can't wait a month or two for the new hotness to come out, you don't get to complain when it does and... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 4:40 AM on September 6, 2007

MeFi post: Perfect Pac-Man videos
Am I missing something here, or is competitive Pac-Man different from regular Pac-Man?

My understanding is that at the higher levels, the ghosts only turn blue for a fraction of a second before returning to normal
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 2:13 PM on August 30, 2007

MeFi post: Tale of the mechanical virus
Since you're an expert, what exactly is the difference btween UI design and UX design?

A UI designer will tell you that your button needs to be 8px from the right edge of the dialog and right-aligned with some other thing, give you an icon for your toolbar, assign proper size and spacing to individual elements, check for appropriate use of fonts and colors, ensure that your elements are accessible, and generally make sure your interface looks and... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 12:05 PM on August 27, 2007

MeFi post: The Waw effect
Am I too late to the conversation to blame the Cold War on game theorists?
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 3:52 PM on August 22, 2007

MeFi post: Prayforming in the Park
I didn't see anyone else note this - in the "mesmerizing" clip, he plays the violin right- and left-handed, and does a fine job in both configurations. That alone should get the asshat judges and audience members on AGT off his back.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 10:38 AM on August 3, 2007

MeFi post: Drool removed from mouth...
They're coming for my soul.
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 8:40 PM on July 31, 2007

MeFi post: Let the bodies hit the floor
...I suppose we are suppose to point and laugh at the stupid people with stupid beliefs.

Seriously, these people are pretending to be physically knocked over by this guy's magic mojo. Just how stupid does a belief have to be before we're allowed to laugh at it? Because this is pretty fucking stupid if you ask me.

Also, in before the delete!
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 9:29 AM on July 19, 2007

MeFi post: "Yes, I've been jailed on six continents. All I have to do is kill a penguin."
MetaFilter: Preposterously be-cocked
posted to MetaFilter by 0xFCAF at 9:08 AM on July 17, 2007