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MeFi post: Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.
For the record, Coop's advice to Sheriff Truman is "Everyday give yourself a gift. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just do it."

Close, but not quite. It is:

"Sheriff? I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just ... let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee."
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 1:34 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Anger can make a man verbose
Hate to see how this child reacts if he ever encounters a real, adult, grown-up problem in the real, adult, grown-up world.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:19 AM on July 24, 2008
And for the snarkster saying 'Oh, grow up and find real problems to get upset about', this is the man's career you're talking about, and he's clearly a perfectionist. I'd imagine architects would get equally pissed off if someone changed the dimensions of the house they were building without telling them because they thought it looked better.

Whoop-te-doo, he's a perfectionist. Bully for him and his precious little ass. That doesn't excuse... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 7:10 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: You are beautiful.
Nothing says self-worth and self-empowerment better than vandalism!

I wonder if the minimum wage folks who will spend their time and effort scraping these stickers off of things will feel beautiful while doing so.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:33 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: Cake Wrecks
All they need is for some woman to fart on them.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:06 PM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: "That kid at your door with a magazine order form will tell you a story -- part sad, part hopeful."
Heartbreaking. Heartbreaking, especially, that life at home for a child is ever bad enough that this looks like a better life.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:42 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: Watchmen Trailer is Up. It's not good.
Smashing Pumpkins? Ick. This is a story that cried out for a Miles Davis soundtrack. Mournful and lonely and smoking a cigarette while the world goes to hell.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 4:13 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Escaping the Amish
Yup, and interestingly, her blog is completely empty.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:47 AM on July 16, 2008
Part two would have been a good addition to this.

My guess is that Part Two will be Ferriss' extrapolation of the story to his "escape the cubicle" beat. This, to me, was the interesting part.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 6:36 AM on July 16, 2008
For those still interested, part 2 is now up.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 12:25 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Great Civilizations of Ancient Worlds
Anyone else suspicious of all of this wealth of unattributed content? A little Googling reveals that this page is strikingly similar to this; likewise here and here, and here and here.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:31 AM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: So, how do you spell it?
I thought this was gonna be about Cornish panties for sale. Darn.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 4:10 AM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: Stacks of Miscellany
The Phyllis Diller one is priceless. Truth always whoops fiction.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:55 AM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: Whackity schmackity doo, kids!
Not sure I understand the comparison to Conan O'Brien.

I believe they're both young whippersnappers that need to get off Pollo's lawn.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:21 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Death of a Pig
That'll do.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 9:12 AM on July 9, 2008

MeFi post: The successor to TimeCube?
Reminds me, for some reason, of Hybrid.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:39 PM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: Hindenburg Omen: Doom?
This kind of stock-market stat geekery always reminds me of biorhythms, or horoscopes. Or those guys you see in the lounge at the racetrack with huge binders of statistics and "proven systems" of picking winning horses.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:12 AM on July 7, 2008

MeFi post: Former United States Senator Jesse Helms, 1921 - 2008.
The video that greets you at the website of the Jesse Helms Center asks "Do You Think Like An Entrepreuer?"
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 9:10 AM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: Tantric Massage in London
Clearly a viral ad for a ski resort.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:22 AM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: Candy bar cross-section ID quiz
See, Skor and Heath are functionally identical. Their mothers couldn't tell them apart. I'll tell you this, though - nothing in this world is better than a frozen Skor bar. Nothing.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 8:53 PM on June 27, 2008
What does freezing do to a Skor bar? I can't imagine the texture changing much, since it's already hard toffee.

Makes it really, really cold, which enhances the flavor, like, a crazy amount.

My dad worked in foodservice, so there were always big boxes of food in our house - and in the downstairs freezer there was always a 48-count box of Skor bars. I ate more than my fair share of those as a boy, a fact which I credit/blame... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 4:40 AM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: We salute you, General Hammond
RIP Major Briggs. I always believed that character would have taken center stage if the show had been allowed a third season.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:01 AM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: The best selling Fitness Author and how he got there.
Interesting stuff. T.C.'s writing is of a higher caliber than book-by-its-cover types will expect.

Very nice post.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:18 AM on July 1, 2008

MeFi post: Jack Sheldon...Oh Yes!
He was also Louie the Lightning Bug!
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 4:05 PM on June 25, 2008

MeFi post: copyrite more like copyrong
This one is much better.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:08 AM on June 20, 2008


MeFi post: Well, That Took Balls...
I am currently pouring vodka on an open wound on my arm while singing that song at the end of "Portal." I'm wearing a union jack, and nailed to my forehead is a picture of a lolkitten morphed into a photo of the pope.

It's performance art. WHERE'S MY GOD DAMNED GRANT MONEY???!?
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:45 PM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Found Feet
Part of me has a sick feeling that this is a viral ad campaign. I sure hope not, but it wouldn't surprise me.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 1:14 PM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Spoiler Alert.
I'm clearly in the minority on this one, but I thought this movie was quite good. The first ten minutes are ridiculously tense - no preamble, it just STARTS. And I was mystified by the I09 piece, which skewers it as an intelligent design movie. If anything, this movie puts forth a world with neither a place nor a need for a creator.

That said, his films exist in a world of their own. My wife and I have made a point of seeing each of his movies on opening night, and we've... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:12 AM on June 18, 2008
Did anyone else notice that they went out of their way in the previews to make sure you had no idea John Leguizamo was in the movie?

Not really - they showed his suicide scene in the R-rated version of the trailer.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 6:30 AM on June 18, 2008
Also, I would like to know more of the old lady's story. Why is she crazy? Why does she live all alone in the middle of nowhere? What's with the adult-sized doll? Shamalama's next movie should be all about her.

See, this is one of the things I think he does really, really well: he drops enough clues to make you curious about plot points and try to fill in the blanks yourself. For a brief moment, we see an old yellowed photo on the mantle of a young... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 12:07 PM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Everyone is an Expert on Something
Just like Profnet, this looks like it relies on the quality of the journalist in checking their facts - anybody can pay a fee to be listed in one of those big "book of experts," too. Good writers know to check up on the people they're quoting, and bad writers weren't doing that before, anyway.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 11:57 AM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Many. Same.
They're all different names for the same thing.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 12:27 PM on June 13, 2008

MeFi post: Orange junk.
Man, Fark's got this awesome new skin that makes it look exactly like Metafilter.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 4:20 AM on June 13, 2008

MeFi post: Klassic Kazoo
I'm not 100% convinced it was the vagina.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 7:28 PM on June 8, 2008

MeFi post: Not just for coffee shops and hair salons any more!
Been trying to find a photo of our area's Chinese takeout place You-A-Carry-Out-A, but no avail. You'll have to take my word on it.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 11:50 AM on June 6, 2008

MeFi post: "Changes in my cervix throughout the month"
And then - here's one of the really amazing things - a baby can be forced through there, and everybody is usually all the better for it. Ditto on the "human bodies are incredible" sentiment, both overt and implied.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 3:00 PM on June 5, 2008

MeFi post: Is this it? Yes, it is. But it's plenty.
Oh my aching ass, that's a riot. Gooder than hell. I haven't had a good belly laugh like that in a loooooong time.

jbickers are you over 60 years old?

No, but thanks for asking!
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 11:13 AM on June 5, 2008
Oh yeah, forgot all about that scene in Short Cuts.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 11:38 AM on June 5, 2008

MeFi post: Insert Office Space Jokes here. Or don't.
Any context for this? Any idea what kind of office this is, what the guy's story is? Lost fan who felt the fourth season finale raised more questions than it answered?
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:33 PM on June 3, 2008

MeFi post: Do the Uke!
A buddy of mine is a ukulele enthusiast - he's always sending me Youtube videos of really amazing performances. Evidently, this is a really vibrant subculture full of some really talented people. (This is him, BTW.)
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:20 PM on June 3, 2008
(Crap, forgot the link)
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:20 PM on June 3, 2008

MeFi post: You've Been Left Behind & I Nailed Your Wife
This is so obviously a fake. It's obviously a viral campaign for Rapture Ski Resort.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 12:13 PM on June 3, 2008

MeFi post: Crap, I'm hungry.
jonmc will be here all week, ladies and germs. Be sure to tip your waiters!
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:58 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: Cats 'n' Racks
OK, I'll be the first one honest enough to favorite this ...
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: "They are almost certain not to understand what the plane is -- perhaps a spirit or a large bird."
Curiously absent from these photos is their chocolate waterfall.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 2:35 AM on May 30, 2008

MeFi post: Want a Kaffiyeh with that Donut?
Don't miss the upcoming donut-based promotion
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 2:01 PM on May 28, 2008

MeFi post: Yesterday, and Before
The Chronology link is utterly bookmarkable. Awesome!
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:48 AM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: Poor mans version of a Mac (Hey, at at least it works)
Why do they do it? Because they have a fetish for the brand. Why do people buy a Moleskine for $15 when they could write in a 50 cent composition book? Because it makes them feel a certain way to connect with a brand. Fostering that connection is the holy grail of retail.
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:15 AM on May 23, 2008
Or maybe because it's excellent hardware, running the best implementation of desktop UNIX ever created, and it's widely considered the best platform for audio, video and graphic design, not to mention infinitely more enjoyable to use than Windows machines for just plain old everyday web browsing and email?

The fact that a person who can write with a pencil knows that a Moleskine can serve the same purpose as a thrifted notebook is a... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by jbickers at 5:42 AM on May 23, 2008