MeTa comment:
"Ya know,
Love is a happy time
All throughout the universe
It's when the male part of the species
Goes up to the female part of the species
And says, "Hey, you wanna go on a date?"
Then she would say, "Why, yes, I'd like to go on..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Lentrohamsanin
2 days ago
MeFi comment:
"See, Skor and Heath are functionally identical. Their mothers couldn't tell them apart. I'll tell you this, though - nothing in this world is better than a frozen Skor bar. Nothing...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
7 days ago
MeFi post:
Is this it? Yes, it is. But it's plenty.
favorited 19 times, recently by melorama, dhammond, omegar, dawson, msjen, puke & cry, pombiki, Optamystic, curse, Captain_Science, Karmakaze, buka, The Great Big Mulp, nonreflectiveobject, monkeystronghold, dirtdirt, Burritos Inc., sisquoc15, mathowie
7 days ago
MeFi post:
zzzzzzzzzzzz
favorited 15 times, recently by ysabet, johannahdeschanel, regicide is good for you, jclovebrew, BobsterLobster, sister nunchaku of love and mercy, destrius, bobobox, jeffburdges, pyrex, webhund, jouke, numinous, TheOnlyCoolTim, ukdanae
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Also, I would like to know more of the old lady's story. Why is she crazy? Why does she live all alone in the middle of nowhere? What's with the adult-sized doll? Shamalama's next movie should be all about her.
See, this is one of the things I..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by nooneyouknow, emelenjr
2 weeks ago
Ask post:
I'll give you the shirt off my back, if you'll help me put a Half-Life lambda on it first.
favorited 30 times, recently by NikitaNikita, lucyleaf, rux, ames, natabat, gursky, chase, barrakuda, vers, Freon, chococat, Dr.Pill, Metroid Baby, baltimoretim, mehum, DoctorFedora, quintessencesluglord, JiBB, Joh, LobsterMitten, k8t, lifeaskew, KevCed, divabat, estronaut, ddaavviidd, pompomtom, gemmy, MaryDellamorte, Advocate, I
2 weeks ago
MeFi post:
The "dynamic octagenarian duo"
favorited 58 times, recently by magstheaxe, silverstatue, cryosis, twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious, BrotherCaine, revmitcz, amyms, UbuRoivas, LobsterMitten, Slarty Bartfast, NationalKato, MythMaker, leibniz, Faux Real, showbiz_liz, sdodd, ltracey, Rykey, straight, Caduceus, longdaysjourney, joedan, shmegegge, lordrunningclam, andeles, iamkimiam, Bearman, Cassilda, phaedon, Jorus, WolfDaddy, cazoo, Slack-a-gogo, davemee, rongorongo, desuetude, idb, dogwalker, voltairemodern, Drab_Parts, breaks the guidelines?, Heatwole, normy, dobbs, octothorpe, TheophileEscargot, steef, HeroZero, Prospero, horsemuth, prefpara, therubettes, Abiezer, cgc373, jammy, the_very_hungry_caterpillar, Turtles all the way down, loosemouth
2 weeks ago
MeFi post:
Loudness war
favorited 25 times, recently by hap_hazard, Tlogmer, limeonaire, StopMakingSense, gen, malapropist, regicide is good for you, Inspector.Gadget, ChuqD, purplemonkie, Minus215Cee, agropyron, kcafka, pantufla, ThomThomThomThom, humannaire, Saxon Kane, zazerr, horseblind, jeffburdges, chillmost, greenie2600, ZenMasterThis, nicolin, quintessencesluglord
3 weeks ago
Ask comment:
""What would set my heart aflutter" is very different from "what is the male equivalent of jewelry." What would set a man's heart aflutter, I think, is something closely tied to his interests/loves. I'm thinking a used copy of a..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sebastienbailard
3 weeks ago
MeFi post:
When they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal. And robots are strong.
favorited 33 times, recently by slickvaguely, rux, whoojemaflip, Monochrome, lemhuxley, wretched_rhapsody, Bron, landock, Amaterasu, bristolcat, stubby phillips, adamdschneider, sevenyearlurk, Science!, rikschell, backseatpilot, ZenMasterThis
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Any context for this? Any idea what kind of office this is, what the guy's story is? Lost fan who felt the fourth season finale raised more questions than it answered?..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Deathalicious, mecran01
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Curiously absent from these photos is their chocolate waterfall." [
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favorited 5 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Someone linked that gyminee.com site a few days ago. What an awful fucking mess. Anybody can make a workout plan, and the most popular ones are either associated with some well-established brand, i.e. Men's Health magazine, or have a stunning picture..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"My point is that there seems to be no unbiased source of fitness info that's scientifically based, that assumes the kid knows nothing, and tells them what to do the moment they step into a gym or what things to do if they want to workout from home...." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Ultima 6 Online looks neat, but unfortunately it doesn't appear to have been updated since 2006, and the website says there's only one player currently online.
MeFi meetup?..." [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Should be called "5x3." I was expecting 225 videos at once." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I saw Cum Lasso open for Foreigner at the Meadowlands in 1988. That was back when they still knew how to kick ass. Now, they're all about the ballads. They kinda remind me of Train, except girls don't like them...." [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
Ask comment:
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them had salt on it.
(Pause ...)" [
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favorited 2 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Wait till the residents of Fucking, Austria hear about this." [
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favorited 4 times
2 months ago
Ask comment:
"If the guy was a huge Austrian bodybuilder, the joke would be just as funny. (Which is to say, it still wouldn't be.)" [
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favorited 2 times
2 months ago
Ask comment:
"Spend at least as much time thinking about and enjoying the present as you do thinking about and planning for the future. You definitely have the former; how much of the latter you have is a variable...." [
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favorited 1 time
2 months ago
MeTa comment:
"It's just weird to me that people think these make decent conversation starters, they just don't.
Jess, forgive me if I'm wrong here, but don't the mods frequently have to point out that the purpose of an FPP is NOT to start a conversation, but..." [
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favorited 2 times
2 months ago
