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I'm so lonely I could cry...
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4 days ago
Ask post:
A rose by any other name...
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4 weeks ago
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"As a twenty-something year-old, and a resident of Va Beach:
The local restaurant guide is pretty handy, and usually right on-point.
The Beach Street, USA thing that Hankins mentions is very corny, but also interesting. It does, however, make..." [
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Last month
MeFi comment:
"We can close the internet now, I think we've all found what we were looking for." [
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Last month
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"I have to have rice with every meal. Nothing satisfies like a bowl of rice. My favorite way to eat it is with soy sauce, a bit of sesame seed oil on it, some sesame seeds, all stirred together with crushed red pepper for some heat. Great as a side..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by ifjuly
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I have undiagnosed OCD. Sometimes I forget that I have it, as these are just things that I've always done, until someone asks me why I'm counting my steps, or I won't step on the cracks on the sidewalk. Generally no one notices though. It will stay..." [
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favorited 22 times, recently by ntartifex, jlbartosa, quin, KAS, merlinmann, desjardins, yhbc, mek, punchdrunkhistory, everichon, elmono, RussHy, misha, wafaa, Hutch, aine42, CitizenD, ooklala, bookwo3107, Skygazer, Hactar, Sidthecat
7 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I find clowns terrifying. I dislike it when I can't see people's faces to judge their expression (I also hate mall Santas and Easter Bunnies, the Burger King, and anyone else whose face I can't see for the same reason), and clowns are the worst. That..." [
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7 months ago
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"Let me just say that I'm not introverted - I don't have a problem meeting and talking to people, it's making those acquaintances lasting friendships. I know a lot of random people, but I don't have a strong bond with anyone. I want to move past the..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by amethysts, Wilder
7 months ago
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"a) The cheapest you'll find is the Comfort Inn (there are two, I think) or America's Best Inn. Typically less than $60/night, I'm told by someone in the industry, but not by someone who works there, so don't quote me on that.
b) Have the lamb at..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Miko
8 months ago
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"My parents told me that she looked like the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio. But it's all about the mystery. Be vague. You'll find ways to make it work.
When I was about four I lost my tooth when I was washing it off in the sink. I was devastated that..." [
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favorited 25 times, recently by papafrita, amethysts, flibbertigibbet, like_neon, allkindsoftime, clearlydemon, tatiana wishbone, mitzyjalapeno, arcticwoman, onalark, elkerette, limeonaire, mittenedsex, goodnewsfortheinsane, Joh, lioness, sevenyearlurk, Phire, reebear, jvilter, twistofrhyme, kimota, shothotbot, matildaben, fiercecupcake
8 months ago
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"For some reason one evening I found myself intoxicated and in need to use the facilities. I happened to be at a Wal-Mart. I don't know why or how, but that's where I was.
There are three stalls, and two were broken, leaving only the handicapped..." [
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favorited 38 times, recently by mathlete, shotgunbooty, Brainy
10 months ago
MeTa comment:
"spam cannon
Perhaps asavage will modify and lend us the chicken cannon for a test run of the Spam Cannonbeta (pat. pend.)?" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by papafrita
10 months ago
MeFi comment:
"America: Love it or leave it.
I thought about it, but US foreign policy isn't looking so hot." [
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10 months ago
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"For a long time, I had very long, very straight hair. It fell just below my bottom. I was very proud of it, and took a lot of measures to make sure it stayed that way, same as you - no dying, no heat.
The weight of it resulted in a daily headache,..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by m3thod4, ceri richard
10 months ago
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"I remember some of the details about Jamestown from Disney's Pocahontas:
In 1607, we sailed the open sea
For glory, god, and gold and the
Virginia Company.
The fates of the wives of Henry VIII can be remembered as "divorced, beheaded,..." [
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10 months ago
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"This is how I did it.
I called retention and told them I was looking to switch carriers. When asked why, I said because I wanted a new phone and it was cheaper to pay the ETF with them and get a new free phone with another company. They asked what..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by flod logic, Lentrohamsanin, DMan, kableh, grouse
10 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I debated with myself as to whether or not to post to this thread. But seeing a lot of the misinformation here, not to mention the downright hostility and accusations, I decided I needed to, just to help myself. I apologize for the length, but I have..." [
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favorited 18 times, recently by iamkimiam, Clay201, Hicksu, Wilder, Flamingo, formless, stagewhisper, supercrayon, vronsky, khaibit, equipoise, makonan, DevilsAdvocate, schyler523, Uther Bentrazor, teleri025, sacre_bleu, miss lynnster
11 months ago
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"You don't have a boyfriend. You have a semi-deadbeat roommate that you occasionally sleep with. He could very easily go down financially and take him down with you when/if he asks you to cover his part of the rent and then can't pay it back. Never..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Phire
11 months ago
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"Me and my best friend did that for a little while. We got over it very quickly when her dad suddenly busted out with a song about it that I will never forget:
And he was like,
and she was like,
and they were like,
and we were like!
Did I..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by ASM, hooray, Silly Ashles, limon, Coatlicue, sutel, Burritos Inc., miss lynnster, dorothy humbird
11 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Funnily enough, I just got this as an email forward. Sorry for the length:
COPIED FROM A NEWS GROUP POSTING (the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):
Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you..." [
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11 months ago
Ask comment:
"Add Golden Shower to your drink list. A measure of banana liqueur, measure of rum, Sprite." [
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Last year
MeTa comment:
"public: i hope so. i'd like to get -something- out of this damned thread." [
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Last year
MeTa comment:
"Are we now required to do eponysterical front page posts?
If that's the case, I can't wait to see what faint of butt comes up with." [
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Last year
MeFi comment:
"Ugh. One of the beers on the "50 best in my area" lists North Coast Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout.
I tried this once. It tasted like rotten soy sauce. I had to put it at another table and cover it with a menu to dampen the smell of..." [
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Last year
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"I might be a little off here, but the weird converter lets you convert babies to football fields to blue whales. Or find out how many Shaquille O'Neals are in the Great Wall of China.
"You've run 1 mile, or the length of 16,896 flaccid..." [
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Last year
MeFi comment:
""I didn't think I'd get pregnant." What the fuck? That's what sex does.
If you think that's all sex does, you're doing it wrong." [
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Last year
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"Work up some courage, eat some beans, and let one rip. See if he says anything to you about it. If he does a "oh that's so disgusting" speech, kick his smelly ass to the curb. If he doesn't say anything, he may not think it's a big deal and..." [
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Last year
MeFi comment:
"I saw Michael Vick in the grocery store once before all this happened.
I really, really hope I see him again. "Cleanup on aisle six, there's a dog-fighting-bucket-of-cocks-choking-son-of-a-bitch-douchebag all over the floor...." [
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"I'm at work, and Websense blocked this for being in the category "Tasteless". From what I see in the comments so far, Websense may be right for once?..." [
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Last year
MeFi comment:
"Well, if baconsalt isn't your thing, you can always try Season Shot." [
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Last year
MeFi comment:
"Banned or not, I have a lot of respect for those women." [
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Last year
Ask comment:
"I do this too, but now I usually carry a small piece of silly putty to keep my fingers busy." [
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Last year
MeTa comment:
"...a lot of people getting together a morality posse and riding out of Morality Town into Morality Gulch to apprehend dead or alive Immoralito the most wanted immoral bandito in all of Moralitexas...
Dear AskMe, my fiance is the leader of the..." [
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Last year
MeTa comment:
"Damnit. I was going to make a really sarcastic remark involving said bucket of cocks, and accidentally copy and pasted into Google.
The result: I just Googled "bucket of cocks" at work. I guess I had that coming. Don't you judge me...." [
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Last year
Ask comment:
"'WTF' is now banned on plates, and thanks to me, so is 'STFU'. I think 'OMG' is too." [
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Last year
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"Wow. I'm in your position now.
My long term boyfriend recently moved eight hours away. Before he and I lived together I was big on personal space and liked having alone time. When he moved, I felt liberated, I could finally do what I wanted - if I..." [
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