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MeFi comment: "STOP FUCKING WINKING! YOU'RE RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Respect the office even if you don't respect yourself." [more]
favorited 6 times, recently by The Ardship of Cambry, Dr-Baa, cimbrog, Garak, hazyjane, harriet vane
3 days ago

MeFi comment: "In certain other, uh, genres, it works very well indeed. the dad thing will make her confess that she hasn't done her homework. Spankings are optional. Wow, when did this thread become SMOKING HOT?! OK, you be the stern moderator, and I'll..." [more]
favorited 8 times, recently by The Ardship of Cambry, schyler523, nooneyouknow, clearly, MikeKD, DevilsAdvocate, Crabby Appleton, Slap*Happy
3 days ago

MeFi comment: "Joe Biden stands as a friend to the Bosniacs." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Garak
3 days ago

MeFi comment: "Man, I'd be a happy guy if I could find myself a rebellious witch whore. Reader, I married her." [more]
favorited 8 times, recently by marginaliana, everichon, minifigs, misha, joannemerriam, Lentrohamsanin, zoomorphic, Augenblick
13 days ago

MeFi comment: "how is there a perception of black privilege here Decades of scapegoating by race-baiting Republicans since the civil rights movement is how." [more]
favorited 3 times, recently by liza, jeffburdges, Artw
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "According to a muliebrity at Exuviate University, it doesn't matter in what order the periapt in a word are, the only oppugnant thing is that the first and last letter be at the right caliginosity. The rest can be a total recrement and you can still..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by liza, fcummins, MythMaker, mothershock
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "Because 7 8 9! Thanks, Highlights Magazine!" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by sir_rubixalot, Cat Pie Hurts
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "The objects themselves are very cool, but the pointlessly whiz-bang interface makes me want to punch someone in the dick." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by mrnutty, orthogonality, gubo, Brockles
2 weeks ago

MeFi comment: "But what did they call him instead of "dickless"? "Wally Wick", believe it or not." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by adamdschneider
3 weeks ago

MeTa comment: "Here, if you have HD content, and I have HD content, and I have an HDMI cable. There it is, that's an HDMI cable, you see? You watching?. And my cable reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to transmit your content... I watch your content! I watch..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by turgid dahlia, ooga_booga, geoff., bitter-girl.com
3 weeks ago

Ask comment: "I don't think you're likely to find anything approaching a meaning for this joke (which I knew of in St. Louis, and I'm sure was pretty universally distributed), and I doubt that there was ever any more to it than that. It strikes me that the joke is..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by mosk
3 weeks ago

MeFi post: The body of the city
favorited 30 times, recently by eatcake, Man with Lantern, dsaelf, nicolin, JustKeepSwimming, BinGregory, jackflaps, LobsterMitten, stratastar, dances_with_sneetches, languagehat, steef, WPW, oneirodynia, skynxnex, misskaz, stet, jb, DiscourseMarker, longdaysjourney, desjardins, exogenous, 1f2frfbf, PostIronyIsNotaMyth, Mick, afx114, not_on_display, carter, troy, Fenriss
Last month

MeFi comment: "Pikers." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by notashroom
Last month

MeFi comment: "Now what would really impress me is if the thing lived up to its title and actually generated the pitches. "What Happens in Vegas Lies Beneath: Harrison Ford gets drunk and impulsively marries Michelle Pfeiffer, who is torn between her fear..." [more]
favorited 4 times, recently by tehloki, DiscourseMarker, JHarris, Nattie
Last month

MeTa comment: "off the cuff ED diagnosis Is it weird that I assumed you meant erectile dysfunction, and clicked on the thread expecting to see some nutjob claiming that oatmeal led to limpitude? cause it has quite the oppposite effect on me, if you know what..." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by tejolote
Last month

MeFi comment: "4. The financial district, featuring the tip of 30 St. Mary's Axe, known by the nickname "The Throbbing Member"" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by weapons-grade pandemonium
Last month

MeFi comment: "I'm sorry to see this blog perpetuating the sizeism of the fashion industry. The average cat is a size 10, but you won't see that reflected here or on the catwalk. Plus size kitties=more to snuggle...." [more]
favorited 7 times, recently by manguero, DiscourseMarker, orrnyereg, Tbola, reventlov, Inspector.Gadget, TrialByMedia
Last month

MeFi comment: "I saw a banana drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's, and his peel was perfect." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by nasreddin
Last month

MeFi comment: "What on earth? Read my post again. I am voting for McKinney. Dude, he's been dead for, like, a century!" [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by tehloki, fleetmouse
Last month

MeFi comment: "KNEW THIS WAS A ONE WAY TICKET BUT YOU KNOW I HAD TO COME. LOVE YOU WIFE" [more]
favorited 11 times, recently by [@I][:+:][@I], Ky, humannaire, rtha, xthlc, kableh, emelenjr, proj, Pantengliopoli, scrump, Cool Papa Bell
Last month

MeTa comment: "AddictingGames BoingBoing CollegeHumor Comics Dlisted Gawker ICanHasCheezburger Indexed Metafilter Netflix Nickelodeon Onion RottenTomatoes TelevisionWithoutPity Veoh Xkcd YouTube Yup, must be order of preference...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by ErWenn
Last month

MeFi comment: "The Beloit College Mindset List has always sucked eggs." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by mrbill
Last month

MeFi comment: "I can kill you with my brain. I just thought you should be aware of that." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by you're a kitty!
Last month

MeFi comment: "om nom nom Robot Holocaust nom nom" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by liza
Last month

MeFi comment: "Pow! Biff! Delete!" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by nudar
Last month

MeFi post: Rollin' on the River
favorited 3 times, recently by Waitwhat, Mojojojo, stopgap
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "I am sending you so many angry letters in a hostile font. Metafilter: angry letters in a hostile font." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by oozy rat in a sanitary zoo, Caduceus
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "Why Newspapers Shouldn't Allow Comments." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Spatch, imperium
2 months ago

MeFi post: Twas mine, tis his, and has been slave to thousands
favorited 3 times, recently by nicolin, vertigo25, Blazecock Pileon
2 months ago

MeFi comment: "That doesn't even sound like that much fun, I mean you get to watch a rug being made swim in the dead sea, and you get a free shotgun? Hey if they can make a rug swim, I think that's worth a million, easy...." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Sheppagus
2 months ago

MeFi post: A cautionary tail
favorited 17 times, recently by featherboa, sondrialiac, shmegegge, box, JHarris, taz, M.C. Lo-Carb!, PeterMcDermott, ulotrichous, Kadin2048, hilatron, merelyglib, sonic meat machine, Kinbote, Countess Elena, skammer, Artw
2 months ago

MeFi post: They were applying his own paradigms for learning
favorited 12 times, recently by rlef98, jkaczor, nicolin, handee, ooga_booga, yort, fuzzypantalones, ntartifex, sebastienbailard, lumosh, kliuless, antiform
2 months ago

Ask comment: "Presumably, this is the result of someone (for reasons that remain obscure) trying to translate the common lolcat phrase "Epic fail"." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Lou Stuells, orrnyereg
2 months ago

Ask comment: "Thanks to Horace's curiosity about whether I could use the trackpad or not, I have now become fully conversant in the operation of his computer. I'd chat more, but I have to go "borrow" his credit card and visit www.wildpacificsalmon.com...." [more]
favorited 15 times, recently by Pendragon, swift, JHarris, sjl7678, jaymzjulian, tippiedog, nightengine, regicide is good for you, Joakim Ziegler, scrump, Nedroid, honest knave, amethysts, loiseau, FissionChips
2 months ago

MeFi post: A dot's as good as a wink.
favorited 9 times, recently by magstheaxe, caelumluna, mike3k, jack_mo, nicolin, pantufla, regicide is good for you, limeonaire, hip_plumber
2 months ago

MeFi post: Permission to approach the buffet?
favorited 4 times, recently by Dr. Zira, the littlest brussels sprout, ericbop, moxiedoll
3 months ago

MeFi comment: "In fairness, who doesn't love Bone Lick Park." [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Reverend John
4 months ago

MeFi post: Excelsior Springs, you fathead!
favorited 16 times, recently by MsMolly, krautland
4 months ago

MeFi comment: "EXTREME UNCTION!!!" [more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Galvatron
5 months ago

MeFi comment: "50% of Metafilter users are abusing using neuroenhancers. ...BUT I WON'T TELL WHOOOOOOO!!! That's OK, I already know, thanks to my giant brain... Oh, crap, I've said too much!..." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by mecran01, kryptondog
5 months ago

MeTa comment: "Do folks in the US call it the "exchecker"? No one in the United States has ever said, written, or thought about that word." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by Elmore, Malor
5 months ago

MeFi comment: "I think it's because I grew up watching Siskel and Ebert that I have such a seminal attachment to them. Rule 34. "The balcony is closed," said Gene, as the cameras switched off and the stage lights dimmed, "But I'm finally ready to..." [more]
favorited 8 times, recently by cadge, jjwiseman, feloniousmonk, hal9k, JHarris, Floach, bettafish, DU
6 months ago

MeFi post: No more posts until Matt starts paying up
favorited 1 time, recently by muckster
6 months ago

MeFi comment: "Rain + Underground special collections stacks + Librarian horror. Tell you what, my colleagues are like library ninjas that just swooped in and kicked that flood's ass...." [more]
favorited 2 times, recently by ikahime, Del Far
6 months ago

MeFi comment: "Nobody, and I mean nobody, takes a back seat to me when it comes to loving the Music Man. But four songs on YouTube does not a post make. Flagged as flim-flam, flagged as bullroar, flagged as shinola, flagged as the purest snake oil ever squeezed out..." [more]
favorited 10 times, recently by not_on_display, RobotHeart, Kikkoman, unregistered_animagus, DU, nax
6 months ago

MeTa post: Go lie down with a cool wet cloth on your forehead until you feel better
favorited 2 times
6 months ago

MeFi comment: "Let me explain... No, it's too much. Let me sum up: Jackets are hilarious." [more]
favorited 3 times
6 months ago

MeTa comment: "RTFQ. Saying "Free Tibet" from a stage in China may be a lot of things, but it definitely isn't generic." [more]
favorited 1 time
6 months ago

MeFi comment: "you'd say 'On dirait qu'il ressemble à un mouton!' Man, you resemble one sheep..." [more]
favorited 1 time
6 months ago

MeFi comment: "It's twins!" [more]
favorited 4 times
6 months ago

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