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"Sometimes, he's just not into pursuing you because he needs to work, pay bills, feed his cat and eat. Sometimes, there is time for pursuit and sometimes not. Love and romance are wonderful things, but not worth a damn if you have no framework on..." [
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3 weeks ago
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"Don't swallow your gum; it sticks to your guts.
Don't sleep with a cat, they steal your breath (to be fair, there is a shred of truth to this - I will sometimes wake up gasping because my cat has decided to sleep on my face)...." [
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3 weeks ago
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"While I have never had twins, my understanding is that they all have awesome, mindbending psychic powers. Twins are also masters of disguise. These skills will be used for skipping class, taking tests and dating multiple people simultaneously...." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by puritycontrol
Last month
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"Another option is to suck it up and deal and push your way into management and control IT policy. That's what I did. Everyone has $musicplayer in my company...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Wolfster
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favorited 64 times, recently by Science!, MrVisible, drill_here_fore_seismics, Zack_Replica, ewagoner, gofargogo, waxbanks, jvilter, eckeric, eponymouse, dazed_one, bardic, triolus, CrazyLemonade, Smart Dalek, elphTeq, SpacemanStix, slimepuppy, prettypretty, mephron, JonahBlack, gamera, lunit, Hugonaut, Stunt, Effigy2000, Calebos, Hogshead, melorama, ajshankar, Phire, ikahime, Jade Dragon, MythMaker, dr. moot, nevercalm, grabbingsand, JHarris, schwa, dersins, Durn Bronzefist, cribcage, danb, yeti, folgers crystals, itsjustanalias, JaredSeth, Verdant, SentientAI, ltracey, voltairemodern, worldswalker, lumensimus, Aversion Therapy, Lord Widebottom, mwhybark, josher71, jperkins, twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious, clockworkjoe, Del Far, Caduceus, Artw, Cassilda
Last month
MeFi comment:
"notreally: yep..lab rats of the rescued from foul deeds variety (warning: self-link youtube vid)
loquacious: That's as far from wrong as you can get.
HA! POINTY KITTY!
Seriously, I'll offer to buy my coworker lunch for a month just to draw..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by grobstein
Last month
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"Some of my earliest memories are of him making my family laugh.
Harvey Korman and Tim conway were my nighttime Bert and Ernie.
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favorited 2 times, recently by JHarris, retronic
Last month
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"Seconding pearlybob and raising with Battlestar Galactica. Aside from being an awesome show about SPACE and ROBOTS and HUMANS MUST DIE!!!, it's an incredibly complex and detailed drama that makes for one of the most beautifully executed shows ever...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by zennoshinjou, crinklebat
Last month
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"Holy crap...I just started taking it 2 weeks ago (I almost used my last AskMe question about it.)
Comes in a large overpackaged box w/ 4 weekly envelopes of press-tab pills.
You get a 4 week supply:
Day 1-3 .5mg/day
Day 4-7 1mg/day (1 ...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Iamtherealme
2 months ago
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"During Passover this year, I contemplated making a yarmulke with a suction cup because mine would not stay on my bald head. Back in my hardcore Jewish days (when I was also a hardcore rivethead), I dreamed of the idea of getting implants on my head..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by ntartifex, lekvar, oreonax, pwicks
2 months ago
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"With all due respect to watercarrier, it doesn't NEED to be anything. Put it in a jar, frame it, wear it as a hat, bury it, eat it with fava beans. Whatever you do, enjoy what you are doing, cherish the moments and take lots of pictures...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Solomon
2 months ago
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"Last time I had salvia, I had become cytoplasm swirling through the innards of an agitated paramecium. The paramecium was punctured by a very gentle shift and I oozed onto a road where I was quickly absorbed by a bus that was making love to a bus..." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by zeph, notashroom, Baldons, ekstasis23, hominid211, Avenger, lumensimus, dejah420, [insert clever name here], Dillonlikescookies, booticon
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"My active ICQ # is 6 digits beginning with a "1" and ending with "666", so it's double-awesome. So what if the only messages I get are from Hong Kong porn spammers? I still dutifully login every single morning, just as I have..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by contraption, confusionball, quonsar
3 months ago
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"If we're going to get all semantic about antisemitism, then this list, in talking about the Middle East, should also carry the distinction between Jews, Israelis and Zionists, because frankly, I'm sick of being confused with one of those groups as..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Pope Guilty, Dillonlikescookies
3 months ago
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"Despite my rather humorous name, I am, in actuality, a large, aging, cantankerous and excruciatingly cranky bald man. The vid had me squeeing and cooing at levels that I am exceedingly uncomfortable with. I am most unhappy with the moment that I..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by ztdavis, minervous, spacewaitress, suki, slimepuppy, Faint of Butt, facetious
4 months ago
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"I avoided getting into any romantic/sexual relationships for 7 years because I thought I was in the same situation as you. In that time, I learned, when it comes down to it, that the vast majority of people put their hearts first and accept the..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by limeonaire
4 months ago
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"It's typically way, way overused, but I do believe that this contains a fully legitimate "oh snap!" moment." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by tehloki, Smart Dalek
4 months ago
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"Easy! I discovered this when I realized that the Lime Tostitos had MSG.
You want this. I'm able to find it in the baking section of my grocery store. 3-4 packets will do an entire bag o' chips...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by thetenthstory, melorama
4 months ago
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"Twang looks awesome, fiercecupcake!
MonkeyToes: If you want to get really close to the Lime Tostitos flavor, to 1 bag of corn chips add 4-6 packets of the lime powder, about 1 tsp of garlic powder and 1 tsp of onion powder. Salt to taste and..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by moonshine
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"While reading through all of this, I kept thinking to myself about how little I care about the death of Polaroid, until I remembered this:
For several years, on a friend's refrigerator, there hung a closeup Polaroid of an exceptionally large penis..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Coffeemate, exquisite_deluxe, toxic, rivenwanderer
4 months ago
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"Another method is using this stuff called "Good Cat". I get it at Petco, and it makes my cats very very chill (you need to start dosing them a few days beforehand, though). It's all homeopathic n' stuff...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by clearlydemon
4 months ago
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"Yay for kitty rescue!
Nthing the anti-milk sentiment. Also be sure *not* to give the little monster chocolate or anything with onions, as they are both toxic to purrilous beasties...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by francesca too
4 months ago
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"DecemberBoy - are you kidding me? There's not an ounce of sarcasm in my post. That IS how I showed my respect for this man that had a hand in defining who I am...." [
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favorited 14 times, recently by olya, Jilder, schyler523, tzikeh, Chunder, WinnipegDragon, crunch buttsteak, aeschenkarnos, tehloki, By The Grace of God, The Light Fantastic, Sangermaine, funkiwan, jtron
4 months ago
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"I meant to mention earlier; Omniglot is an amazing resource for learning about different writing systems." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by mikepop
5 months ago
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"I use the Meow Mix song. When it rings in public, people tend to smile or giggle rather than get ticked off that another cell phone is ringing." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by melorama
5 months ago
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"When my ex-broke up with me, being the overly melodramatic person that I am, I remember quite clearly that the last part of her that would ever touch me would be her shadow, so, that's what it makes me think of...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by lohmannn
5 months ago
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"This reminds me of the time that I ordered a pork dish at a Chinese restaurant outside of Tel Aviv.
I think that's the first time I had ever had anything "horror-flavored"...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by tiny crocodile, fleetmouse
5 months ago
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"Are you in the US? Have you done your taxes yet? If you are getting a reasonable refund, you can always go into a place like H&R Block to get an anticipated refund loan. The rates and fees are fairly outrageous, but it's quick money in a pinch...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by damnjezebel
5 months ago
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"Google search didn't find anything, but I just wanted to offer a google search tip (especially for words that partially match common words:
add - exclusionword to the search to filter out the other stuff.
Example: ahoo skin cream -yahoo -"y..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by caveat empress
5 months ago
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"Well, according to Carl Sagan, "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
Do you have a basement? You should easily be able to grow shrooms in your basement, ESPECIALLY during a NE summer. You'll..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by melorama
5 months ago
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"Seconding odi.et.amo. When my apartment gets stinky, I'll typically boil some herbs or cinnamon and cloves (especially in the winter) for about 30 minutes. I've never tried tea, though, but I imagine it would work as well...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by argylekneesocks
6 months ago
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"rsync -av /source /destination > rsync.log
(I always do a test run on a known bad file because I ALWAYS forget what the rsync error msg is.)
Then
grep -i errormessage rsync...." [
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6 months ago
