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MeFi post: The horror... the horror
Raise your hand if you bit the animals head off first, so as to haste their demise and save them the pain of eventually digestion.

Well, I do always bite the heads off first, but I've never tried to rationalize it like that.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:12 PM on October 10, 2008

MeFi post: A More Palatable Proposal
Prison was hard on that woman.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 4:32 PM on October 7, 2008

MeFi post: YT comment: Sounds like Ween. Ha ha.
klang: Sounds like you're thinking of The Teeny Little Super Guy.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:06 AM on October 7, 2008
oops, I mean The Teeny Little Super Guy.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:07 AM on October 7, 2008
What is wrong with my ability to form a link this morning? This:http://www.metafilter.com/66176/Ladies-and-Gentlemen-The-Teeny-Little-Super-Guy
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:08 AM on October 7, 2008
ta-da!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:08 AM on October 7, 2008

MeFi post: It's what plants crave
When the mods hand you a deletion, you FIND A NEW MOD!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 11:26 AM on October 6, 2008

MeFi post: Do you have a little chocolate craving?
sotonohito: Dagoba sells Fair trade chocolate and is very well reviewed. I've always been impressed by their products.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:53 PM on October 1, 2008

MeFi post: PMSbuddy
Know why Google Calendar (and most other calendaring systems) sucks? It won't let you create recurring events that happen at a period (huhuhuh) longer than 30 days, leaving women with cycles longer than that with no easy way of tracking them. Just another symptom of an engineering culture completely dominated by testosterone.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 9:22 AM on September 18, 2008

MeFi post: "Homosexuality: Legitimate Alternative Deathstyle"
Do it again, Glen!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:05 PM on September 16, 2008

MeFi post: Urban Air Trees
This is not a double, but a deliberate follow-up (the "original" is linked in the body of this post.) Whether a video about these things is worth a whole new FPP is debatable, but at least it isn't just an inadvertent reposting of the same article.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 12:19 PM on September 15, 2008

MeFi post: A-Maze-ing amirite? Sorry...
Still no comments? I'm afraid to start playing.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:45 PM on September 11, 2008

MeFi post: Tarot in Plain Sight, Tarot as Insight
shockingbluamp: Actually it's not uncommon for one user to "promote" another's Project to the front page. Here's cortex on the subject
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:34 PM on September 8, 2008

MeFi post: Gay Geeks
When I was going to university, my residential college held (and I guess still holds) an annual "Queer Fashion Show", attended by students and assorted (mostly queer) people from the Santa Cruz community.

My favorite memory of this event is standing in line and seeing a couple of portly, 60-something UNIX greybeards (you can tell by looking, I swear) arm in arm. One was sporting a T-shirt that read "IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 2:43 PM on September 8, 2008

MeFi post: Make your own Manga
You find me alluring with a receding Billy Crystal hairline?

Noted.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:25 PM on August 14, 2008

MeFi post: Why yes, I do have a diorama of the JFK assassination in my house...
I'd rather see David Lynch's house, or the abode of John Waters.....
No photos, but here's an article about the Waters estate.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:30 PM on August 7, 2008
That guest is room is full of interesting things. In addition to the Ahmadinejad portrait and the dong clock, the bedspread appears to be made from olive drab mens' briefs. Of course The Times only calls attention to the headboard which, once again, is made from an airplane wing(!)
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:49 PM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: I'm living the Florida 70s nightlife life!
I don't want to be exposed to shirts that look like anuses.
posted by Faint of Butt
I think that's forgivable, given your condition.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:02 PM on August 5, 2008

MeFi post: Shoes by GWAR, handbag by Gorgoroth.
Death metal serves the important societal function of allowing very macho, homophobic, tough-guys to wear makeup and dance shirtless with each other.

Then what's pro wrestling for?
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 11:14 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: ...for players and plastic surgeons
memepool 4life
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:06 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: The successor to TimeCube?
TimeCube is its own successor. Only a one-day-thinking Educated Stupid Cubic Time Denier could fail to understand that!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:03 PM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: Fixing Attention
fighting the urge to let myself be distracted by this when I should be working
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:10 PM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Wow-e: Malthusian Fear Mongering Can Be Annoying
Jessica Rabbit couldn't sell lunchboxes, and boneless fat people can't either.
Lunch boxes no, but you're forgetting the lucrative squishy talking stress toy and bean bag chair markets!

Plus, those rectangular food straws are gonna sell like hot cakes - in a CUP!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 11:30 AM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Tracking, and now mapping, the entire world.
Forgot to mention, Flash is required.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:37 PM on June 29, 2008

MeFi post: It's just the grill... the grill... the grill you want
It's a beautiful hat design... FOR YOU.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:35 PM on June 26, 2008

MeFi post: "No fixed pushers, and no magnet skateboards."
Uphill it's a three-speed bike: sit, stand, push.

Push? Are you talking about some different way of interacting with the pedals, or are you counting "get off the bike and push it up the hill" as a speed?
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 9:51 AM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Elementary School Slavery Play
Thank you, slaves!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:13 PM on June 16, 2008

MeFi post: What is a Munchy Box?
It looks like vomit.

See a doctor.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:20 AM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: SCP
I like it, but then I also like Warehouse 23.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:54 AM on June 8, 2008
Like archaeological finds, from which one can posit a back story.

Actually, what I love about things of this sort is that they suggest two back stories: one for the described object, and another for the author of the piece. "Make up a bizarre or impossible object" is such an open-ended prompt that at their best, these things read like the Archetypes that populate some particular dork's subconscious.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 11:56 AM on June 8, 2008

MeFi post: “I hear voices from another star.”
saulgoodman: actually the VALIS trilogy is "VALIS," "The Divine Invasion," and "The Transmigration of Timothy Archer." "UBIK" is a separate work. I don't blame you for getting them confused, though, the books of the trilogy are only thematically related, and "UBIK" really seems to fit better than TTOTA.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 5:22 PM on June 6, 2008

MeFi post: The Emergency Party Button
What pure, old-school geekery. The Ultimate Party involves:

- A black light
- A strobe light
- A fog machine
- cheesy music
- A scrolling LED sign displaying party-related messages
- no means at all of inviting guests

At minimum, this thing should be mass-SMSing a list of invitees and ordering pizzas. Liquor too if they're in area where that's possible.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 10:17 AM on May 13, 2008

MeFi post: The commutative property of Mans, Babies
This one works especially well, probably because the original was creepy to begin with. That manbaby is contemplating something unwholesome, and his babydad is none the wiser.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 9:47 AM on May 9, 2008

MeFi post: A peek behind Philip M. Parker's curtain
That tomato game is nightmarish. "Fear"...."Dry"...."Stab"..."Father" voiced over a fireball-spewing anthropomorphic tomato destroying labeled boxes as an enormous sliced orange looms over the horizon like a dying sun? I think this may outsell Portal, and it's educational besides!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 11:27 AM on April 14, 2008

MeFi post: GODKILLER
I think the Internet may be exerting an unhealthy influence on our culture.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 11:20 PM on April 2, 2008

MeFi post: Adventures in Rechargeable Batteries
The problem with NiMH for, um, high-output applications like running little motors is that they top out at 1.3V, where fresh alkalines come in around 1.7V. This makes a noticeable difference in some small appliances.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 2:54 PM on March 20, 2008
So AV, the upshot of all this is that we should mod the thing to accept 3 AA's instead of the current 2, giving 3.6V of juice after a fresh charge, which should be close enough to the 3.2V of two new alkalines to give some extra power without smoking the motor. You'll just have to be aware of temperature and discontinue use if it gets too hot. We'll have to come up with some way to avoid making it too bulky, but it shouldn't be difficult. I can get started after work.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:02 PM on March 20, 2008
Oops, sorry, it'd be 3.9V. Should be fine.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:07 PM on March 20, 2008
Camembert's not consistent enough in firmness to yield useful results. I'd go with something like this instead.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:15 PM on March 20, 2008
It's ok, loq. Here, have some of this cheese.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:21 PM on March 20, 2008
aubilenon: that's exactly why the real solution is supplying more NiMH voltage from the outset. It's the best of both worlds.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:24 PM on March 20, 2008
Dammit, woman! Are we doing science or aren't we?
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:26 PM on March 20, 2008
Hey, wait, you don't think Velveeta is hot? We might have to break up.

Also, for anybody concerned about AV's health: that "visual pun" is almost entirely metaphorical.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 3:32 PM on March 20, 2008
SEE?!? Velveeta is sexy!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 9:50 AM on March 29, 2008
oops. SEE?!?
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 9:52 AM on March 29, 2008

MeFi post: Don't lose your load, Good Buddy
Once on a freeway in LA I saw a truck loaded with milk that had collided with a truck loaded with toilet paper. It would've been more hilarious if the wreck had looked more survivable.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 8:09 PM on March 28, 2008

MeFi post: Yes, I'm going to give you up, let you down, run around and desert you. I'm going to make you cry, say goodbye, and tell a lie and hurt you.
It's far too late for this. The damage has already been done.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 8:52 PM on March 6, 2008

MeFi post: The Soul of France
Reading this post has inspired me to create a new French/American fusion dish: turduckenolan! To be eaten while hiding under a blue tarp to avoid the all-seeing eye of Santa Claus.
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 7:48 AM on February 21, 2008

MeFi post: AKA The Creature, 1985
Awesome! Now we've got a good excuse to invade and exterminate any life we find there!
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 8:28 PM on February 13, 2008

MeFi post: Hong Kong fooey
Ambrosia Voyeur has told me she's taking a break from Metafilter for a few days. She's chosen to set this thread aside, and while I know she's perfectly capable of fighting her own battles, this pile-on has gotten so personal and mean that I'd feel remiss if I didn't say something on her behalf. I'm not a big presence on this site, but as AV's partner of 6 years I hope I can offer some insight into what she said above.

The "Asian fetish" absolutely exists in... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by contraption at 1:22 AM on February 13, 2008