He said the conduct is "not as bad as it looks on tape"
Obviously. It's common knowledge that the video camera adds twenty child... [more
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How could NYC possibly hold a marathon when people in the city are without power, without running water, lost their homes and are unsure when life will return to normal.
Well, they hold the marathon amid those conditions every
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"This makes it clear that lawsuit was an inside job from the beginning, a crass political move to force same-sex marriage on all Illinoisans without providing residents of the other 101 counties an opportunity to be heard," said Peter
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Dear [HIRING MANAGER],
I am contacting you regarding [POSITION] in [COMPANY NAME]. Specifically, I am interested in the position based on your excellent track record in [RELEVANT FIELD], including [EXAMPLE FROM NEWSPAPER] and [EXAMPLE FROM... [more
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Also, I am from the Soviet Union and feeling a bit left out at the lack of Second World Problems:
"Breadline administrator ran out of ink for the stamp. I have to memorize the number #secondworldproblems"
"May Day parade is... [more
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The "doo doo doo just standin' here eatin' chips doo doo doo" look on the guy's face is priceless. Also, I have wanted to repost this subway fight story for the LONGEST TIME because originally it was in a deleted thread and NOW I... [more
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"...the district says that if a student goes through the lunch line and doesn't have enough money to pay for it, the lunch staff is instructed to throw the meal away."
A confused Charles Dickens rises from his grave to protest this abuse... [more
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More recently, students assailed members of an Occupy vigil at Dartmouth, heckling them with cries of "Faggots! Occupy my asshole!"
HEY YOU STUPID ANARCHISTS, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS? COME ON. I DARE... [more
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...he cannot afford to live on his own if I ask him to leave.
Perhaps he can go sleep in any of the numerous beds he seemed to have made for himself.
Please don't be ashamed for feel dumb or blame yourself in any way. You didn't do... [more
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Let's all consider ourselves very lucky that the stupid-ass things we thought during senior year of high school were never memorialized by the WSJ. [more
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Non-monogamy looks like an awful lot of work.
It all sounds horrendously complicated, and the only thing they ever talk about.
I've always seen polyamory as akin to being really into Warhammer 40K. There's an enormous time and... [more
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...he has made it clear to me that he would gladly “go there” with me, despite his wife.
This guy is not a "dear person." This guy is "bad fucking news." The guy is miserable and his plan is, hey, why not just drag your... [more
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...and no sensible OP will think they're going to Literally use the words like an unalterable script.
"Hey, listen, I think we need to talk."
"Oh, about what?"
"Well. I. We. Uh. Shit. Hang on."
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Interesting. Why would English, in particular, be devoid of flavor vocabulary?
Nah, too easy.
I agree. Making jokes about the quality of English food is really overdone and tasteless.... [more
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