MeFi comment:
""It was a dark and stormy night, and the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Yeesh" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by crossoverman
11 hours ago
Ask comment:
"I don't think you were insensitive, however, you changed a remark on a sweater to an 'interrogation' of a person's personal and difficult situation. I counted about 5 probing questions (is it difficult? how's your dad handling it? does he get to see..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by hellopanda
Last month
Ask comment:
"Player: Turn around, walk back to the service line, and keep your mouth shut." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sperose
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The idea is that we live in the museum as their guests, and at the same time we are hosting lice on our heads," said artist Vincent Grunwald, 23, wearing a plastic shower cap to prevent the lice from spreading.
Wearing shower caps?? I may..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Foci for Analysis
2 months ago
Ask comment:
"I assume someone will be giving a short speech to the assembled guests (thanking them for coming or whatever), make sure to give her a "thank you" at the same time...recoginition is the best gift you can give...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by silkygreenbelly
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Can this book be far behind?
(obligatory The Onion link)" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"...and, of course, some user out there will favourite every single comment in a thread, rendering the favourite filter useless...
posted by BozoBurgerBonanza at 12:31 PM on April 7 [1 favorite +] [!]
I FAVORITED EVERY COMMENT IN THIS THREAD...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by quonsar
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"...and, of course, some user out there will favourite every single comment in a thread, rendering the favourite filter useless..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by quonsar
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I think all you need to know about Southern fightin' can be summed up in this excert from Hillbilly Hare:
BUGS: (Singing.) Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by mosk, Senor Cardgage, wfrgms
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"DACF
posted by BozoBurgerBonanza at 12:20 PM on March 13 [+] [!]
Deleted As Chat Filter" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Armen should be banned for trolling, but everyone else who piled into the green to shoot their mouths off and ruin the thread should be given a timeout or a brief telling off.
Amen to that...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by hjo3
4 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Hart's campaign was famously "sunk" by pictures of him cavorting with 29 year-old model Donna Rice on the yacht Monkey Business - a stupendously idiotic move by a politician dogged by rumors of extramarital affairs. The following year,..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by LobsterMitten
5 months ago
Ask comment:
"I had a friend who would respond, not only to insults, but to anything he didn't quite hear or might not of understood with an exagerated:
"No thanks...I had a banana on the train"
..another example of not witty, but a confusing..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by hazel, tastybrains
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
""There's an old joke that says that when news got out that Jesus walked across the surface of the Sea of Galilee in a storm, met his disciples who were struggling in a boat and then even rescued one of them from drowning, the headlines the next..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by ZenMasterThis, Ziggy Zaga, misha
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
"What a trainwreck.
Sure people would contact me for their tiny little start-ups, but I’d eventually catch on that they just want to use me to implement their ideas.
No wonder he can't find any work, who would accept a job working for some company..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by shmegegge, yerfatma
6 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Not my quote, but Holden's apologies bring this to mind:
"Sorry doesn't count when you do stupid things on purpose"" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by iamkimiam
6 months ago
Ask comment:
"How to 'get over it'? In a nutshell, stop trying so hard:
1. Accept the fact that you won't ever totally 'forget that it happened', you have a memory and life experiences, and this is one of them.
2. Stop trying to "...discuss it and try..." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by fan_of_all_things_small, manish, adamp88, anildash, Lucie, a_green_man, liquado, tradeer33
7 months ago
MeFi comment:
"This list means nothing withough the greatest mystery solver of all time included. Now excuse me, I'm on my way to the North Pole to look at the penguins...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by C.Batt, Alvy Ampersand
7 months ago
MeTa comment:
"While it's spelled "BozoBurgerBonanza", it's actually pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Skygazer
7 months ago
Ask comment:
"Call her bluff, keep Dave, and don't spend another minute worrying about it." [
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favorited 14 times, recently by tastybrains, m3thod4, ZakDaddy, marble, taff, ten pounds of inedita, scody, croutonsupafreak, AlisonM, Benjy, mediareport, god hates math, litlnemo, missmagenta
8 months ago
Ask comment:
"Holy Sufferin’ Moses! Stand your ground? Are we talking about one of the most important family social events you can have? Or throwing slop in a bucket and ringin’ out “Come ‘n get it!!”
It seems that people have missed what it means to prepare..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by ShawnStruck, iamkimiam
8 months ago
Ask comment:
"Not ridiculously clever but how about a name for each ending in "room", could be clever depending on your company:
Boom Boom
Panic
Boiler
Elbow
Powder
Wreck
Chat..." [
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favorited 13 times, recently by numinous, HeyAllie, The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, bkudria, mhz, hazel, j, Soulbee, kidsleepy, roomwithaview, rio, sondrialiac, aetg
8 months ago
Ask comment:
"Since we are now answering Null Pointers imponderables:
18. If there were three beautiful, naked women standing in front of you, which would you choose?
Answer: The one with the biggest tits.
......" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by falconred
Last year
Ask comment:
"AIGF
Good question, short and unique:
Crush,Crush,Crush,Crush,Crush,Crush
Crush
I'll leave it to someone else to post the "I've been dumped, how do I get over it and move on" threads--you know, for future reference...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by yohko, l33tpolicywonk
Last year
MeFi comment:
"From Variety magazine (1935):
STICKS NIX HICK PIX
mandatory wiki article here" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by kimota
Last year
MeFi comment:
"The answers are John Belushi, John Candy, and Prototaxite.
Q: Can you name 3 extinct humungous fungi(s)?" [
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favorited 2 times, recently by wendell, Malor
Last year
MeTa comment:
"For God's sake, IRFH...can you please post a comment so I can favourite it?" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by moss
Last year
