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bean me!
favorited 64 times, recently by daikon, cider, ifjuly, soundofsuburbia, ohio, the luke parker fiasco, napkin, T.D. Strange, marsha56, that possible maker of pork sausages, unknowncommand, Drastic, mattbucher, Medieval Maven, libraryhead, TorontoSandy, nonmerci, everybody polka, nixxon, kitty teeth, Mundungus, wallaby, suncoursing, penduluum, Teh Bean, idiomatika, taff, 2or3whiskeysodas, logic vs love, HotPatatta, smalls, doift, invisible ink, sugarfish, Salamandrous, pushing paper and bottoming chairs, wimpdork, Ctrl_Alt_ep, naturesgreatestmiracle, avocet, horses, of courses, gaspode, duende, Arthur Dent, JohnFredra, rose selavy, loiseau, epersonae, 912 Greens, hulahulagirl, stet, nax, cyanide, needled, tigerbelly, mochilove, phatkitten, melorama, Herman Hermanson, Rosie M. Banks, vers, Helga-woo, Alpenglow, bonheur
2 weeks ago
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"My emotions are perfectly balanced; I follow each spell of uncontrollable, shrieking laughter with a crying jag of equal length. Pretty soon I'll be publishing my Great American Novel! It's fucking awesome please kill me!..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by lumensimus, lalochezia
Last month
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"Poor grammar, cheap or worn clothing, bad posture, poor hygiene and a sullen attitude towards perceived authority can cause one to be perceived as a guttersnipe. Wash yer 'ands an' face, an' remember that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain...." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by woebot, peacheater, orrnyereg, wfrgms
2 months ago
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"Have you asked the neighbor on the other side of the wall if they smell anything? I would try to contact the neighbor anyway, as the smell might be coming from their place. If you get my meaning.
Good luck...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by nakedcodemonkey, Rock Steady
2 months ago
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"I get that from time to time, the clutch-your-boob-in-public stabbing pain, and it doesn't seem to be related to anything either. However, since I still get them in my late 30s, I don't imagine they're growing pains...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by taff, olecranon
2 months ago
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"Imagine that calling him is like picking a scab. Sure, it's really tempting, and possibly even fun while you do it, but you risk more pain and bleeding and possible infection.
Just remind yourself what a jerk he was. Calling him says, "hey,..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by ThFullEffect, mi, ifjuly
2 months ago
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"Half-and-half, hands down. The hydrogenated oils, corn syrup and chemicals will kill you long before the fat and calories will." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tippiedog
2 months ago
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"-- Own up to your mistakes IMMEDIATELY, if you can't fix them without anyone noticing. It takes a while in a job to know what mistakes can and cannot be fixed (and I mean fixed, not covered up or blamed on someone else) without anyone noticing, so..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by mynameismandab
3 months ago
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"Yes, it's normal. It's because the ground is so much sharper and clearer, that it appears to be nearer. Your eyes will adjust in a week or so." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Dizzy
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"J: Five thousand? 'Tis a mere trifle; we shall
bring it to thee upon the morrow, Sister.
S: Nay, and a thousand times nay! I shall not
accept such filthy lucre, thus purloined.
J: Alas ... I guess you're really up shit creek...." [
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favorited 8 times, recently by Pope Guilty, xbonesgt, Science!, Nick Verstayne, shmegegge, BrotherFeldspar, evilcolonel, Phred182
4 months ago
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"The very first thing you should do is get the moderator to delete any reference to real names and contact information. They shouldn't have allowed that in the first place...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by missmagenta
4 months ago
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"A "friend of mine" used to listen to Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream in its entirety." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by runincircles
4 months ago
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But Mom, it's for science!
favorited 21 times, recently by parudox, eustatic, papafrita, lahersedor, sentient, motty, Upton O'Good, limeonaire, tybeet, Esoquo, Orb, lalochezia, tickingclock, Blazecock Pileon, Eringatang, Durn Bronzefist, natabat, Karmadillo, kalessin, Kronos_to_Earth, shoebox
4 months ago
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"Whenever I find myself plagued with life problems when I'm trying to sleep, I remind myself that problems like these are not solved by lying awake in bed, and are better tackled during waking hours. I make myself think of simpler things, things I..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by phatkitten, Rock Steady
4 months ago
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""The Eagle has landed." (Armstrong)
Done-diddly-un! (Flanders)
"And that's the way it was" (Kronkite)
"Good night and good news!" (Ted Baxter)
~CURTAIN~
*ding!* (egg timer)..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by catkins
4 months ago
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"I think it needs a crafting system -- if the proteins could learn enchanting or blacksmithing, you could make totally twink armor and kick ass in PvP!" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by basicchannel
4 months ago
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"Good grief!! Those no-goodnik Americanazis have blemished our Front Page with their exclusionary comedy links which are also not very good quality!!! WILL THIS TYRANNY OF MEDIOCRE WEB PRODUCT WHICH I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT NEVER END?! I AM PRETTY..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Fuzzy Skinner
5 months ago
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"Going to chime in with the "not ok" crowd. The ex is in love with him, and they will end up in bed together. I would beg/borrow/steal the money necessary to go with him to Europe, without her involved in the trip at all. Repeat, SHE IS..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Flamingo
5 months ago
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"E: Hark, Babs, a question: where do eggs come from?
B: Fowl lay the eggs, mother, for us to eat.
E: Another question, O Babs: if the fowl
were chased from this earth, what then of the eggs?
B: such fevered imagining is folly!
E: Forsooth,..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by DecemberBoy
5 months ago
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"Yes! You know how when your gut accidentally gets sliced open, and all your innards fall out and it's all ropey and slippery and you're trying to stuff it all back in but it keeps squiggling around? I totally don't have that problem anymore, it..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by kcds
5 months ago
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"It sounds like those cells are a creative and productive bunch.
They also make a great adhesive, as any scan of my innards would show.
Plus it's a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Space Kitty
5 months ago
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"That train ended up in some trainyard in farm country, so I said fuck it and bought a car.
But I never stopped believin'." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by perilous
5 months ago
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"I was just a small-town girl, living in a lonely world. So I took the midnight train going anywhere." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by headspace
5 months ago
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"Unfortunately, you've already caused a scene by embarassing him in front of the class when you told him "you got it wrong". Make an appointment to see him privately in his office to discuss the matter, but don't be surprised if he's not..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Solomon
5 months ago
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"Most of the time when I mark a favorite it's because I clicked the wrong button. So, to all of you whose comments I've favorited, I really meant to flag them as noise...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Jacqueline
6 months ago
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"If I had my druthers Canada would annex the U.S.
But they're too polite for that.
If by "polite" you mean "repulsed", then yes.
[Iz A..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Phire, lukemeister
6 months ago
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"Since you live far apart it shouldn't be too difficult to set boundaries, and only interact with your partner when they're sober. If they care about you, they'll understand your need to get well, and keep their distance when it would be harmful to..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Ladysin
7 months ago
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"EVERY DAY GORILLA DAY FOR KOKO" [
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favorited 10 times, recently by middleclasstool, deborah, evilcolonel, tickingclock, Jofus, Rock Steady, mumkin, Abiezer, Dr-Baa, Blazecock Pileon
8 months ago
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"People, people, calm down! As far as I'm concerned, you're ALL sexist pigs!" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by davejay
8 months ago
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"“Have you ever tried one with a watermelon Blow Pop?” followed by a pantomime of how the Blow Pop stick can be inserted so that the candy appears as a knob at one end of the pickle, allowing the eater to alternate between bites of sour-sweet pickle..." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by melorama
9 months ago
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"In your moral calculus, you'd rather be dead than working in a call center. The people who work there obviously have not come to the same conclusions.
Au contraire, mon frere! It is a scientifically provable FACT that 90% of call center workers..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by thinkpiece
9 months ago
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"I always win at Musical Jews.
Me too. When the music stops, you better believe I'll be sitting on a Jew!" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Atom Eyes
9 months ago
