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MeFi post: The Dollar Auction and Swoopo
This might take a while, depending on how thick their members are.

I had not realized that particular demographic was ripe for exploitation.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 3:10 PM on October 1, 2008

MeFi post: fortunately we only lost a few onions.
THIS WILL BE OUR CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT!
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 12:27 PM on September 30, 2008

MeFi post: Height (by xkcd)
MeTa
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 6:42 AM on September 30, 2008

MeFi post: Tiny Silver Death Machine
I don't understand. Is DeLillo really writing these posts or is it some sort of DeLillo parody? Or is he parodying himself? If it's not him, isn't that libel?
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 2:07 PM on September 28, 2008
So I guess it's not libel? Is there a word for ascribing writing to someone when it's not actually written by that person? Aplagiarism?
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 3:47 PM on September 28, 2008
Man, this whole exchange has made me feel dumb. I've been typing dumb things and posting them to the internet. I feel like I make up this demographic that deserves to be satirized. Sorry for bothering you guys with my idiocy.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 6:22 PM on September 28, 2008

MeFi post: oh gross!
I was a little too young to know about these in their hayday, but some of my friends' older siblings had them, and, man, I thought they were hot shit.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 3:45 PM on September 28, 2008

MeFi post: The Great Schlep
My grandparents live in Florida, but I'm pretty sure that going down there to try and influence their political decisions would make for the most mutually unpleasant visit of all time.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 8:39 AM on September 27, 2008

MeFi post: Circus Slang for Gauchos.
This post is alfalfa.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 7:10 PM on September 25, 2008

MeFi post: Avast, Ye Scurvy Homophobes!
Our economy, health care system, and international reputation may be in shitter, but fucked if our pirates don't have some righteous fight left in em'. Stories like this make me damn proud to be an American.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 11:06 AM on September 24, 2008

MeFi post: 17 Years Later Here We Are Entertain Us
People always talk about what a great songwriter Cobain was, and I used to agree until recently. About a Girl was in my head, and I was thinking how it applied to my life. Then I realized that one of the lyrics is "I do pick up number two" and that he was talking to his girlfriend about how he does so clean up the cat shit in their filthy house. That made me feel ill, and regret a lot of the time I spent listening to Nirvana.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 9:42 AM on September 24, 2008

MeFi post: Strongbad's 200th Email
A single link to Homestarrunner is not the best of the web.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 10:49 AM on September 23, 2008
Sorry for being a douche-bag, but while our opinions on whether or not Homestarrunner is interesting may vary widely, it certainly isn't new. I don't mean to get all "your favorite internet video sucks," but I don't think a link to the most current instance of pre-existing internet phenomena is FPP-worthy.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 11:06 AM on September 23, 2008
pre-existing internet phenomena webisode
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 11:07 AM on September 23, 2008

MeFi post: The Waldo Ultimatum
That was so good. Does anyone else remember the Where's Waldo game for the NES? Man, that was one of the worst video games of all time.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 10:55 AM on September 23, 2008

MeFi post: Man of steel, woman of retcon, kid of non-existence
Red Son was totally awesome. So was Superman: Birthright. I wish they had used that as the basis for the last movie instead of that stupid Golden Age crap.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 9:46 AM on September 23, 2008

MeFi post: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle
That butterfly was right about Wikipedia.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 6:57 PM on September 22, 2008

MeFi post: Conservatives are scaredy-cats
Mad props to these people for getting their cocktail party chatter study published in motherfucking Science. N=48 FTW!

Psychological studies which take into account precise physiological measurements necessarily have smaller sample sizes due to the various methodological difficulties involved. I'm not familiar with eye blink measurements in particular, but fMRI studies routinely have n's as small as 10.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 4:11 PM on September 21, 2008
Soft science is soft.

Being well versed in "hard" science doesn't mean you understand how other disciplines work, and comparing solid, peer-reviewed research to phrenology is about as worthwhile as viewing it as a legitimate pursuit.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 4:40 PM on September 21, 2008

MeFi post: confessional
How appropriate that this post wallows in its own suckiness.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 4:39 PM on September 18, 2008

MeFi post: Typographunnies
What the hell is up with that Orange x Green one?
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 9:30 AM on September 18, 2008

MeFi post: 50*lol
I've never seen frenetic blinking ads like the ones on that article before. It was so distracting I couldn't even finish.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 8:24 AM on September 16, 2008
That article is not science. This is the science of comedy.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 9:59 AM on September 16, 2008

MeFi post: Not quite an egg and frying pan moment...
White Privilege is not the same as Attractive, Wealthy, Socially Connected Privilege.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 8:25 AM on September 15, 2008

MeFi post: Convey your heartworm feelings
Sorry to be so forward, but this is for a survey...
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 6:39 AM on September 15, 2008

MeFi post: Being Productive on Salvia
Look, I am in no way, shape or form pro-Prohibition, but can we please stop calling things spiritual? It's all just chemicals in your brain, man

Just chemicals in your brain? This is a terrible argument. Spend some time learning about the chemicals in your brain. I think you'll find yourself hard pressed not to be overcome by a sense of awe and mystery. The system is a wonder to behold, and, despite the ongoing efforts of... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 5:20 AM on September 15, 2008

MeFi post: Virtual Spider
Yeah, who'd have guessed they were such a powerhouse? That map is way cool.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 7:58 AM on September 14, 2008

MeFi post: RIP, DFW
Many people, including me and evidently the Rolling Stone editor who gave him the 2000 McCain gig, considered him this generation's Hunter S. Thompson.

This is insulting to both great men.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 7:32 AM on September 14, 2008

MeFi post: What makes people vote Republican?
Jonathan Haidt is awesome. I'd say wicked awesome, but I'd hate to make a moral judgment like that.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 6:16 PM on September 10, 2008

MeFi post: Corn and You
Gin should only be drunk by Dakotan care professionals.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 2:15 PM on September 9, 2008
health care professionals
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 2:15 PM on September 9, 2008

MeFi post: THE POST FOR THIN LIZZY COMPLETISTS
The shot named after these guys sounds gross but is delicious:
The Thin Lizzy
2 parts Patron XO
1 part Jameson.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 3:30 PM on September 5, 2008

MeFi post: Foreign Dirty Noises
TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 1:29 PM on September 5, 2008

MeFi post: Palin Part II
Nice jump there, Evel.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 1:39 PM on September 4, 2008

MeFi post: James Powderly's story of his Beijing detention
Thanks a lot, Powderly. Like America doesn't already look stupid enough.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 7:39 AM on September 3, 2008

MeFi post: Whatever "a good walk spoiled" would be in Korean
Translation: "The male executives at our sponsors are complaining that they're having trouble hitting on our players."

I don't think it's the language barrier that's the problem there.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 8:32 AM on August 28, 2008

MeFi post: Hearts and Minds
Considering the fact that cognitive psychology's roots are deeply entrenched in the need for soldiers/pilots to efficiently interface with WWII technology, this shouldn't come as a surprise, but it's still damn scary.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 4:57 PM on August 18, 2008
What I'm really concerned about is weaponized transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS). Though I doubt it would be possible to attain a high degree of specificity with the current technology, I bet that the military could readily deliver a strong magnetic pulse into someone's brain.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 8:49 PM on August 18, 2008

MeFi post: God is In the Details.
Thank you, OverlappingElvis. Obsessive behavior is not the same as Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and the sooner people realize it, the better off we'll all be.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 10:01 AM on August 12, 2008

MeFi post: A literary Metamorphosis into a monstrous vermin?
I bet that porn collection would be regarded as pretty tame by anyone alive in the era of Rule 34.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 4:27 PM on August 10, 2008

MeFi post: Whenever You Need Some Politician
This fills me with joy.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 3:56 PM on August 10, 2008

MeFi post: Who is the Man -- Dead at 65
aw, sheeeeit

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posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 2:01 PM on August 10, 2008

MeFi post: Cluck?
What The Cluck?
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 11:59 AM on August 7, 2008
sorry
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 12:00 PM on August 7, 2008

MeFi post: The Waiter has hung up his apron.
If you're the kind of person who has to justify bad tipping on the internet, you go to a much darker circle of hell than plain ole bad tippers.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 7:36 PM on July 29, 2008
No matter what blogs may say of waiters sharing tips with bus boys I have the sense that they and the kitchen staff don't see any of that tip money in most situations

I tip out at least 15% of the tip money I get. Every night. I don't really like doing that, but I know that the hostess who seats my section, the busboy who cleans that section, and the bartenders who pour my drinks are counting on it. All of those people are... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 3:46 PM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Batman and Joker care about your safety.
This is a great concept, and I really like the opening sequence, but the videos fall flat.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 9:10 AM on July 31, 2008
Yeah, you're right about that, owtytrof.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 12:45 PM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Gilberto Gil
It's not just free beer, it's good beer.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 6:12 AM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: This post is supposed to be uncool, for effect--really!
The last paper I wrote as an undergrad was about Mario's soft power and cited heavily Japan's Gross National Cool.
posted to MetaFilter by solipsophistocracy at 8:37 AM on July 28, 2008