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MeFi post:
Putin' on the Ritz
Statutory Umlauts
A one-act play by aftermarketradio
Gentlewoman Caller: AM Radio, would you rather be blind or deaf?
AM Radio: ...both.
Fin.
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at 11:52 AM on July 3, 2008
MeFi post:
A new jug ships clean
I'm lactose container intolerant.
posted to MetaFilter by aftermarketradio
at 1:46 PM on June 30, 2008
From Page 1 of the article: "Others, even those who rue the day their tried-and-true jugs were replaced, praised the lower cost, from $2.18 to $2.58 a gallon."
How is a 40 cent increase considered a cost lowering?
posted to MetaFilter by aftermarketradio
at 2:00 PM on June 30, 2008
MeFi post:
Get it all on eBay
Mama Trabosh: "Hey, kids! Why don't I sell my life on eBay?!"
Mini Trabosh: "Oh, mother, you don't have to do that. I told you I'll loan you the money for the sleeping pills."
Mama Trabosh: "Laugh On Line!"
Together: "HAHAHAHAHAHA."
Tune in next week when we plunge into the depths of a woman's inconsolable pain, with special guest star impersonator Bill Murney as Steve Zissou!... [more]
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at 5:40 PM on June 28, 2008
MeFi post:
Octopus
"This octopus is able to copy the physical likeness and movement of more than fifteen different species, including sea snakes, lionfish, flatfish, brittle stars, giant crabs, sea shells, stingrays, jellyfish, sea anemones, and mantis shrimp."
I can only copy three different species. Octopus wins! PERFECT!
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at 11:50 AM on June 25, 2008
MeFi post:
Babies are jerks, am I right?
Kind of off topic, but I wonder if "plagiarism" exists in the culinary world. Much like in comedy, in cooking there are only so many ways to combine ingredients to make something successfully palatable.
And just because someone's sandwich is made like your sandwich doesn't mean it tastes as funny.
Crap, I got lost in my own metaphor.
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at 11:16 AM on June 20, 2008
MeFi post:
Monkeys fish.
Monkeys find scientists goofing off by the lake when they should be back in the lab sciencing!
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at 8:27 AM on June 11, 2008
MeFi post:
Attacked by shadows
"shadow of the collosus is hands down the crappiest game i've ever played..."
-sexyrobot
I agree with sexyrobot. Shadow was a horrible game. In fact, calling it a game would be a disservice of the highest order. It is a work of art. That'd be like calling the Mona Lisa an illustration.
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at 6:59 AM on March 2, 2008
MeFi post:
Gettysburg in Lego
Yeah, that was full of awesome. My favorite bit is about 0:45 into the third clip, when recently-shot-guy falls next to blown-up-and-dismembered guy and says "Hey Russell." Golden.
The greatest thing about about this part is that the dismembered guy fell into a pile a leaves, and his name was Russell. I wonder if the kids meant for this to be a subtle nod to the joke "What do you call an armless, legless man in a pile of leaves?"... [more]
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at 10:38 AM on February 27, 2008
MeFi post:
NO FATTIES
Damn, I thought BMI was going to be about Butter Milk Ice-cream.
I better stay out of Mississippi.
And for a state so averse to excess, they could stand to lose a couple of S's and I's from their finger twister of a name. I'm going to propose a bill to change Mississippi's name to Misses P. The slenderest state in the union!
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at 10:44 AM on February 1, 2008
MeFi post:
excuuuuuse me!
"I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."
"Well, excuuuse me, princess!"
"I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."
"Well, excuuuse me, princess!"
"I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."
"Well, excuuuse me, princess!"
"I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."
"Well, excuuuse me, princess!... [more]
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at 8:32 AM on January 31, 2008
MeFi post:
Eat your heart out, Tom T Hall
The object is not to win, but to effectively utilize your body, mind and soul to engage your opponent in a dialogue to combat the oppression associated with slavery.
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at 8:26 AM on January 31, 2008
