MeFi comment:
"Yeah, we should all feel real good that this person could be the vice-President to a 72-year-old who's already had four cancers.
Five, if you count Palin...." [
more]
favorited 3 times, recently by Goofyy, Nattie, lord_wolf
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"MEANWHILE...
Catman: Quickly, to the Catcave, Robin!
Here we catch our daring duo sitting in rocking chairs and petting kitties.
Robin: How is this going to help us catch the nefarious Clayface, Catman?!
Catman: What's a clayface?..." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by jammy
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I got them all! It's easy if you click on the letter for the answer!" [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Elmore
Last month
MeFi comment:
""You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
Aha! I knew Dane Cook couldn't have thought of something that clever!..." [
more]
favorited 3 times, recently by Pope Guilty, Nothing, Blazecock Pileon
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Man, this takes me back to when I was a kid. My friend took me into the confidence of his home and showed me Dr. Sbaitso. Little did he know that his mom and I would become secret lovers...." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by kryptondog
2 months ago
MeFi post:
Loading Ready Run: Internets Funnymans
favorited 11 times, recently by Jeeb, JHarris, yoga, madh, phaedon, BrotherCaine, oaf, P.o.B., Caduceus, cashman, Dark Messiah
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Mama Trabosh: "Hey, kids! Why don't I sell my life on eBay?!"
Mini Trabosh: "Oh, mother, you don't have to do that. I told you I'll loan you the money for the sleeping pills."
Mama Trabosh: "Laugh On Line!..." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"From Page 1 of the article: "Others, even those who rue the day their tried-and-true jugs were replaced, praised the lower cost, from $2.18 to $2.58 a gallon."
How is a 40 cent increase considered a cost lowering?..." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Korou
3 months ago
MeFi post:
Anubis, drink your heart out.
favorited 24 times, recently by cactus, engling, KoobieKitten, Haruspex, olya, lupus_yonderboy, lahersedor, Vindaloo, maryh, Xurando, Dillonlikescookies, nowonmai, Esoquo, Lentrohamsanin, odinsdream, desuetude, freudenschade, Richard Daly, pointystick, hjo3, ThomThomThomThom, dominik, not_on_display, cowbellemoo
3 months ago
MeFi post:
Do you have what it takes to be The Guy?
favorited 17 times, recently by Rhaomi, papakwanz, t2urner, cog_nate, Cassilda, Uther Bentrazor, jennanemone, Baby_Balrog, Hicksu, lumosh, estherbester, Sprocket, SpiffyRob, logic vs love, P.o.B., painquale, shmegegge
6 months ago
MeFi comment:
""I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."
"Well, excuuuse me, princess!"
"I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."
"Well, excuuuse me, princess!"
"I'm sorry, but your princess is..." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by humannaire, liza
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The object is not to win, but to effectively utilize your body, mind and soul to engage your opponent in a dialogue to combat the oppression associated with slavery...." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by regicide is good for you
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I just figured out how to make these like a billion times better. Imagine Gilbert Godfrey as the speaker." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by jinjo
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I'd like to see "Were or Not," where we are presented with a werewolf on one side, and a picture of Robin Williams on the other, and we have to determine which is the lycanthrope...." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Locative
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"This is one of the things that almost depresses me watch. No matter what I do, no matter what I witness henceforth, it will never be as good as these videos. My wife's going to wonder why I am not excited at the birth of our child, and I am going..." [
more]
favorited 4 times, recently by bugbread, roboppy, MaryDellamorte, p3on
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"42. Whenever you walk into a restroom with a smile on your face, you are dreaming. Do not pee.
91. The way to Carnegie Hall is practice, practice, practice, or one easy payment of 100 grand.
3. 14159
77. Everyone likes lists. Everyone dies,..." [
more]
favorited 4 times, recently by tehloki, regicide is good for you, rottytooth, swift
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"What a Whoreable Waste of Time or Skanks for the Memories! staring Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose. Featuring Harvey Firestein as the Matron of Boner...." [
more]
favorited 3 times, recently by bookish, pinothefrog, gubo
8 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I can't wait to go to my local Starbucks(es) and ask for a latte "skinny, but with 4 pumps of syrup, and half and half."
Any avid java jrinker (forced alliteration FTW!) knows that skin is the last think you want on your coffee.
Now,..." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by bugbread, Espoo2
9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Not the dude I'd like in my pants. (Just realized how gay that sounds.)
But while I'm here, we can't forget the other marvelous snapper of the animal kingdom, the snapping shrimp (or pistol shrimp)..." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by blacklite, Aversion Therapy
9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"psmealey writes "I don't believe that I'm being cynical when I write this, but I really despise this kind of shit."
You'll understand when you're older...." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by moonbird, ShawnStruck
9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Why would there be a line written for a part that was never meant to be heard by the audience? That's about as silly as writing text for a letter never meant to be seen by the audience...." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by h00py, Dr-Baa
9 months ago
MeFi comment:
"That's it. I'm organizing a mob of 110 other women to go shop shirtless with me at Target.
Make it GameStop, and you have a date!" [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by gac
11 months ago
