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MeFi post: It was just an experiment, duh
I personally blame the blacks and the Jews for this double. Typical.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 3:53 PM on August 3, 2008

MeFi post: Let's Step Outside
The fight scene in Old Boy is awesome for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it's a live-action platform scroller.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 8:37 AM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: Cat Free
More like Garfail, amirite?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:11 AM on July 26, 2008

MeFi post: Coal.
Heh.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 4:06 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Cops on Segways
Every Saturday and Sunday there's a Segway parade right by my house. There are Segway tours in my city (Austin), and they use my street to get across the interstate. Everyone is riding politely, wearing their helmet, thrilled beyond belief at the fact that they're riding an actual Segway, while trying to understand what the hell the tour guide is shouting to them regarding the moonlight towers.

Every weekend morning. Like clockwork. Segway parade. My two-year old... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:44 PM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
The world's most expensive vacation is $1m? You can stay in my tent in my backyard tonight for $1,000,001. NEW WORLD RECORD!
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 2:21 PM on July 21, 2008

MeFi post: "That kid at your door with a magazine order form will tell you a story -- part sad, part hopeful."
These people knocked on my door a year ago. When I told them I wasn't interested, they asked me to write a check and then cancel it a week later. No money would be deducted from my account, but they'd still get the commission from the "sale", so they said.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 9:02 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: Dude, I'm flippin' out!
I literally just screamed "What the fuck!?!?" at my monitor.
Is it bad that I want to Rule 34 this and see all these people in a crazy gymnastic orgy?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 11:33 AM on July 11, 2008

MeFi post: Wax on... wax off...
Thanks. This totally swept my leg.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:54 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Bozo the Clown dead at 83
My friend Rob was on the Bozo show when he was a kid, maybe seven years old. He has the tape to prove it. On the show he competed in a game where he and a teammate held each end of a plank, and another teammate stacked blocks on the plank. They got about five or six blocks high before they tumbled. When this happened, the camera happened to be zoomed right in on Rob. You couldn't hear what Rob said, because there's no mic on him, and there's about a billion screaming kids in the audience,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 4:32 PM on July 3, 2008

MeFi post: Melt it down and make it into a coat hanger.
Every time I eat an omlette, I think of the three chickens' unfertilized ovulations it took, and how I'm basically eating a poultry period.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 4:58 PM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: In Space There Is Only Clicking
:(
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 11:04 AM on June 27, 2008

MeFi post: It's Probably True!
CUT IT OUT!
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 3:39 PM on June 23, 2008

MeFi post: Underthinking a plate of cheese
Just make like Bunk Moreland and light the motherfucker up.
Just be careful not to hit your wife's shoe.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 11:29 AM on June 20, 2008

MeFi post: Ice On Mars
ICE ICE BAi'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 5:39 AM on June 20, 2008

MeFi post: I have to believe in the YES. The YES can cure everything.
That was faaaaaaabulous!
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 11:47 AM on June 19, 2008

MeFi post: The Bicycle Tutor
I'd like to see a threadless headset overhaul. He's working on a Kuwahara, which is the same brand of bike I used to race BMX. Mine's currently in my grandmother's attic, and will be overhauled when my toddler is ready for it.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 3:46 PM on June 17, 2008

MeFi post: High Performance Kart Racing
Needs more bananas.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:40 PM on June 15, 2008

MeFi post: Under His Robes
If you criminalize shitting in someone's mouth and putting a video of it on the web for all to see, then only criminals will shit in someone's mouth and put it on the web for all to see.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:58 PM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: Before Roe vs. Wade.
My best friend has worked at two womens' clinics where abortions were performed (along with prescribing birth control and other OB/GYN procedures). She was the director of one clinic. One of her duties was to counsel women wanting an abortion, so that they have 24 hours to decide if they really want to do this (what other medical procedure requires a 24-hour waiting period?).

She often had stories of women who proclaimed that abortion was wrong, it shouldn't be legal,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:55 AM on June 7, 2008

MeFi post: Go real fast.
I'm curious to know what kind of wheels and bearings this thing uses. The Wikipedia article on it doesn't say, but I'm guessing some kind of metal wheel? Ceramic bearings? The driver's account says that the wheels can be under ten tons of downforce, which is just insane. What's the gas mileage like?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:40 PM on June 4, 2008

MeFi post: Remembering 10-Cent Beer Night
Any rumination on Cleveland's fortunes in the '70s must include the woeful state of the Cuyahoga River, which ran a winding course through downtown. In 1952, it caught fire for the ninth time. Years and years of absorbing liberal amounts of industrial waste had turned the Cuyahoga into something more than just a waterway. The fetid river burned with Stygian fury, destroying $1.5 million in property. Despite the significance of the incident, it didn't attract much national news coverage.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 3:57 PM on June 4, 2008

MeFi post: Ghost Bottle: No Maintenance Required
DAMN! I was seriously going to put this up on ebay, but mine was better. You see, I was going to have a good spirit inside a bottle, and that bottle would be wholly contained within a bigger bottle. The catch? The big bottle contains an evil spirit. How do you get the good spirit out without also releasing the evil spirit? Fuck if I know, but I was really interested to see how much I'd get for it. I really need to stop procrastinating with this stuff and get it done.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:40 PM on May 29, 2008

MeFi post: A post that pops
molybdenum
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 9:18 AM on May 20, 2008

MeFi post: 'Roid Writer
Journalist Stuart Stevens did the same thing when preparing to cycle the Paris-Brest-Paris race.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:21 AM on May 19, 2008

MeFi post: Spongebob Rectal Thermometer
This thermometer, it vibrates?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 2:58 PM on May 14, 2008

MeFi post: Cow Fighting Swiss Style
That looks like the most beautiful place in the world to have a cow fight.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 3:24 PM on May 13, 2008

MeFi post: Afternoon Thursday
That was exactly what I needed to see right now. Anyone have a higher-res link?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:00 PM on May 9, 2008

MeFi post: The commutative property of Mans, Babies
::sigh::
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 9:48 AM on May 9, 2008

MeFi post: Which eye is the carb hole?
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him,
Horatio. A fellow of infinite herb, of most excellent fancy. He
hath borne me in his sack a thousand times. And now how abhorred
in my imagination it is! My smoke rises at it. Here hung those
lips that I have carb'd I know not how oft. Where be your shake now? your bowl? your flame? your flashes of merriment that
were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your
own coughing?... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:22 AM on May 9, 2008

MeFi post: Playsforsuren't
I don't have highly refined legal skillz, but isn't the company breaking their agreement here? I'm guessing when the consumer purchased the license, they were promised that they could play the song on multiple (3? 5?) systems. Now that the servers validating these licenses are shutting down, consumers are not going to be able to play the song on a different computer. It seems that the consumer has paid for a service that they're not receiving.

Maybe the EULA says... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 2:38 PM on May 7, 2008

MeFi post: "an expression of truckliness"
When I see stuff like this I just want to misappropriate the fuck out of it. People who mod their cars? Well I wanted to put a huuuuuge spoiler on the back of my car, one on the roof, and one on the hood. I'm talking like five feet tall, maybe with multiple wings like a bi-plane.

When I see these on the road I just want to put an enormous vagina on the hood of my car. Labia majora peeled all the way back to my doors. Maybe I could rig up my wiper pump to route... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:31 PM on April 24, 2008

MeFi post: The sad, squeaky dirge of her certain ending
Damn that was hard with a touchpad. [NOT MOUSE-IST]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:43 AM on April 21, 2008

MeFi post: DJ Cringe on the Turntables
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:48 AM on April 17, 2008

MeFi post: Anyone know any lawyer jokes?
I'm suing MetaFilter Network LLC for something.
Just join the class action lawsuit already in progress.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 2:34 PM on April 16, 2008

MeFi post: Breath in / breath out.
Wow. I was just about to post Chuck Jones' State Songs. Might I recommend Wisconsin and Kentucky to get you started.
No, seriously, like within three minutes I was going to post.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:02 AM on April 12, 2008

MeFi post: Max Koch - Impressions
What's up with James Gandolfini's distinctive breathing? Is that something he developed for the Tony Soprano character, or does he always sound like that? Is that a medical condition, or is it just a quirk?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 5:29 PM on April 8, 2008

MeFi post: The Future is Now!
Everyone sounds great!
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:30 PM on April 8, 2008

MeFi post: Sexy Japanese Girls Anime
Do we still create
Haiku when we know the thread
Will be deleted?
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:49 AM on April 6, 2008

MeFi post: Try Spelling These
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Sweet. I found a name for my sock puppet account.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:02 PM on March 28, 2008

MeFi post: Giving a sour surprise to your trusting dependent
God I wish we had our camera for Toddler's first chips and salsa. She tried it, freaked out, went for the water, calmed down..............................rinse/repeat.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 8:48 AM on March 28, 2008

MeFi post: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.
My father, LORD LOL, COLLECTOR AND PROPAGATOR OF ALL INTERNET MEMES thunder! will love this thread.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 10:39 AM on March 27, 2008

MeFi post: Horns: how big do you like them?
I like big horns, and I can not lie.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 8:34 AM on March 27, 2008

MeFi post: Anybody remember the Huret Jubilee?
This year, Shimano is supposed to be releasing a Dura Ace package with electronic shifting.

Campy has been working on an electric-shifting system as well.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 9:49 AM on March 22, 2008

MeFi post: The curious habits of the Mall Ninja
I know this guy, or at least his doppleganger who annoyed the shit out of everyone on this local climbing forum. My favorite story of his involved being contracted to take out this sleeper cell in San Antonio. At "go time" they found out the cell had split town, so now he's just waiting for the phone call. Wow.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 12:57 PM on February 29, 2008

MeFi post: Just Like Rudy if He Had Been a Bike Wheel
Wow, that's awesome. I'd give my right leg for a set of Zipp 404s, and my other leg for a Cervelo SLC-SL. I wouldn't be able to ride at that point, and I'd probably wish for the days when I had two legs, a Specialized Allez, and a set of Mavic Open Pros.

I read the forums at SlowTwitch.com a lot and "Josh at Zipp" continually gives kick ass customer service. Zipps are expensive, but worth it (or so I hear from all the people trying... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 12:56 PM on February 28, 2008
Lightweight (now known as CarbonSports) > fir*

but come on, at that point, it's just ridiculous

posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:07 PM on February 28, 2008
cog_nate, almost any wheel would have buckled in that crash. The rider has the wheel turned slightly at the moment of impact, so the wheel folds like that. I ride aluminum rims (Mavic Open Pro...heavy but extremely durable) and have destroyed them crashing into a curb. Had the rider plowed straight into the dog, that might not have happened.

Two dogs took out riders in the '07 Tour, here's the second.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:28 PM on February 28, 2008


MeFi post: The Universe is Like a Windows Media Player Visualization
That there's some Science. Or something.
posted to MetaFilter by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:42 AM on February 26, 2008