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MeFi post: "W/ Extra Duck"

So... Alan Moore was right after all?


If they weren't doing anything wrong, we wouldn't be shooting them.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 10:28 AM on July 1, 2008

MeFi post: "Well it sure ain't Ozzie and Harriet"
I was just talking to someone about the similarities between Leonard Smalls and Anton Chigur. They seem like more than men - they are summoned by other's desire for the violent enforcement of their will. They are the living embodiment of the logical conclusion of vengeance and greed.

I don't know if they could convey it in screencaps, but there's a very obvious cross reference between Smalls shooting critters and flowers and Chigur shooting at a bird.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 12:25 AM on June 28, 2008

MeFi post: Stop and smell the...
Note the "pepsiblue" tag.

Balls.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 7:17 AM on June 25, 2008
AMIRITE?
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 7:25 AM on June 25, 2008

MeFi post: Phonographantasmascope
I thought it was OK, until the little stick men started jumping hurdles. Then I thought it was completely awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 3:38 AM on June 23, 2008

MeFi post: Crack Lung
Does this make anyone else sad? I've had a feeling for a while that if she doesn't get the right kind of help she's going to kill herself. I get no pleasure watching someone self-destruct so dramatically with paparazzi cameras documenting every painful moment, and every other blog and message board laughing at how horrible she looks.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 3:25 AM on June 23, 2008

MeFi post: George Carlin Dead at 71
I can't adequately express how funny he was.

I used to listen to his albums over and over again when I was probably way too young to do so. George Carlin probably taught me to have Problems with Authority. I thank him for that, especially.

.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 11:10 PM on June 22, 2008

MeFi post: A dot's as good as a wink.
What? The semicolon is alive and well, and anyone who says otherwise is a lying *.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 11:23 AM on June 22, 2008

MeFi post: Sign, Sign, everywhere a sign.
I can't take them all right now, but

29/30
30/30
30/30


I have never had a driver's license.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 9:49 PM on June 20, 2008

MeFi post: Oh oh oh.
I do not love Raymond.

No, I do not.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 12:49 AM on June 20, 2008
And curses for reminding me of that awful "Butterfly" song. Bleahrgh.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 12:51 AM on June 20, 2008

MeFi post: Replicating the Milgram Experiment
A few people have stated that they feel that we should be doing experiments like this repeatedly, to show us the terrible consequences of following authority unquestioningly. I'm not sure that would have the intended consequences.

Even people who know of the Milgram experiment are not immune from the power of authority. It isn't always going to be someone in a white lab coat asking you to do something terrible. Even "fuck the man" antiauthoritarian types... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 11:41 PM on June 19, 2008

MeFi post: Dogs in Wigs
KING WINKLES HAS THE NEWEST WIGS AND THE WALLETS FOR THE DOG!!
IT IS AN AWARD!! THE DOG ATE THE MOST MASHED POTATOES!!!



THE CREEPS ARE YELLING ABOUT THE WIGS!! THEY ARE YELLING ABOUT THE CUPCAKES!!!!
THE BEARS PUT THEIR WIGS ON THE TREES
THE TREES ARE WEARING THE WIGS!!!

THE DOG IS ADMIRING THE WIGS!!
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 4:46 AM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: Spoiler Alert.
Well, now I don't want to see this much more than I already didn't want to.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 4:37 AM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: "Everyone has this strange archiving addiction now. It's like they're trying to pin a butterfly to a corkboard."
All these posts about people who ruin concerts and nobody has mentioned the General Admission Frotteur. You know, the guy that uses a crowded dance floor as an excuse to feel up/rub his junk on random women. Including you, or your girlfriend. I have punched that guy before. I have also had him cut off at all the bars, and escorted out. I have seen performers jump off the stage to drag him out.

I've been to many many many shows, and cell phone screens are pretty far... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:49 PM on June 10, 2008

MeFi post: Nature's Design on Your Desktop
WHAT


Y'know, if you're a professional designer, and cannot design a desktop wallpaper image better than these, you are not a very good designer. In fact, you should perhaps consider a career in hotel management or real estate.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:34 PM on June 7, 2008
I do think these would be a lot better when one is high.

Now that you mention it, this does seem like something I would need a bong in the shape of a wizard to understand.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 7:10 PM on June 7, 2008

MeFi post: Watermelon On Tap

The good thing about this is after you're drunk, you've also got something to fuck.


And then you can turn it into a bong!
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 5:29 PM on May 28, 2008

MeFi post: beardo
facial hair of Friedrich Engels. Seriously, look at where the dude's moustache ends!

To watch him speak would have terrified me.


Speak, Hell, imagine watching him eat.


I love the way he editorializes each style with his facial expressions. The mouseover on the "toothbrush" is priceless.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 1:26 AM on May 28, 2008

MeFi post: Pop, Lock and Drop It
More here.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 3:53 AM on May 26, 2008

MeFi post: "You look a little guilty, old buddy. Whatcha been up to?"


Pony request: can we get an automatic "batshitinsane" tag added whenever a "jackchick" tag is found?


Wouldn't that be redundant?
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 1:46 AM on May 25, 2008

MeFi post: Art! NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!! Let me just eat FRAME!!!!
Well, this is certainly going to add another odd dimension to my nightmares about work.

Sweet.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:59 PM on May 24, 2008

MeFi post: He caught the westbound.
It's good though.







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posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:42 PM on May 24, 2008

MeFi post: What's in yer lunchbox?
They spanked me once. I told them they didn't spank me hard enough.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 9:44 AM on May 24, 2008

MeFi post: “Can I give you a tour? It’s non-binding.”
Maybe it's a cliche, but I'm sure there are plenty of prostitutes who do just want to be loved. Their profession is like looking at real love and affection in a store window, but never being able to touch it.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 9:38 PM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: RIP Robert Asprin
I used to absolutely devour the Myth books when I was a kid. They were funny, fun, fast moving, and comforting. My mother would throw them at me as roadblocks to keep me from stealing her Isaac Asimov magazines and it sometimes worked. I haven't thought about them since then, but I really liked them.

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posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:35 PM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: NOT Safe for Work
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME, I ALREADY DID. NOW I MUST DO THE BIDDING OF EVIL BUNNY.

MUST FIND SACRIFICES AND CONCUBINES FOR EVIL BUNNY. BRB.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:22 PM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: The Hole in the Wall on Top Shelf!
I love it. The cats are so ...catlike. I love naptime, the freaked out fuzzies, the little cat butt on page 2.

The watercolors reminded me of George Herriman, which is very good. So simple. So awesome. I'm going to look at it again.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 5:55 PM on May 23, 2008

MeFi post: Spongebob Rectal Thermometer
Oh, but they should.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:57 PM on May 14, 2008

MeFi post: Living large.
I'm just glad that somebody topped Jeff Koons record so I can stop throwing up.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 7:02 AM on May 14, 2008
And I would hang that on my living room wall.


But only because it matches my couch.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 7:06 AM on May 14, 2008

MeFi post: Off the Rails.

....bawls...
posted by msaleem at 11:18 AM on May 12


What follows is a true convenience store conversation.

Once when I was out and about at the ungodly hour of 9:45 AM, I felt that I was in need of the type of extreme caffeine that only one of those energy drinks that are so popular with the kids could provide. I entered the nearest convenience store, and was chuffed to discover that they had the... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 12:31 AM on May 13, 2008

MeFi post: Koyaanisqatsi
Hot tip for anyone who doesn't like the score of this film, or Baraka, Powaqqatsi, or any similar film:

You can play them to ANY music, and the synch will almost always be amazing. No, seriously, try it. You don't even have to be high.

Love, teh VJ
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 4:30 AM on May 12, 2008

MeFi post: Not where he eats, but where he is eaten
Does anyone else think Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead with Vampires sounds really kind of stupid?

Or am I the only person who thinks that vampires, save in extraordinary cases, are usually really stupid?


Also, are we really playing Questions if nobody is keeping score?
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:47 PM on May 7, 2008

Did anyone but me try unsuccessfully to get all and sundry to play a game of Questions in their youth?


Were the other participants familiar with the play, or did you just accost random people and attempt to engage them in the game?
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:51 PM on May 7, 2008
If there are variations of all games, could Questions not be modified to allow for the limitations of online play?
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:54 PM on May 7, 2008

MeFi post: Just call 'em slabs of joy.
Bacon mustache. vvvvv
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 6:46 AM on May 5, 2008

MeFi post: Oil at the Top and Oil at the Bottom
#5 Minneapolis

Minneapolis is the largest city in Minnesota and is clearly a twin city with St. Paul. It is the state's media, business and cultural center. It makes heavy use of bike lanes but also has a well functioning light rail and bus system.


HA! HAHA! Maybe this will convince them to stop telling me to "GET ON THE SIDEWALK" when I am "making heavy use" of the bike lanes!... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 12:49 AM on May 3, 2008

MeFi post: They insist it is not a gimmick.
sigh

OK, whatever, it's art, or not, I don't care. Do whatever you want, you little hucksters, write a pretentious and overwrought statement, bleed and itch and blah blah blah. I can't even get worked up about it anymore. It's art, it's so earnest and Controversial and so very, very boring.

At least they won't have to worry about anybody touching it.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 10:41 AM on May 2, 2008

MeFi post: Got No Milk and No Honey
How about Israeli rock from Israel?

Boom Pam klezmer surf fun.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 11:09 PM on April 29, 2008

MeFi post: Chaos? In *my* print shop?
Server fried

Not fried. The chicken needs to lay another egg so the egg can roll down the chute and fall into the cup at the end of the lever that releases the little car that races across the table and collides with the dominoes that spell out CLUSTARACK.CO.UK, with the last domino falling off the table and onto the trigger of a mousetrap that snaps shut onto the end of a little catapult that sends a ball bearing into a target that goes... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:32 PM on April 29, 2008

MeFi post: Babies Laughing
It's really cute until you realize they're all laughing at you.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:14 PM on April 29, 2008

MeFi post: Exclusive Free Album Project > Audiobulb
I'm whacking you with my little toy inflatable banhammer until someone shows up with the real one.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:19 AM on April 28, 2008
AUDIOBULB!
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:22 AM on April 28, 2008
3 <------ this may look like the number three, but lets pretend it's a butt, exposed as a sign of disrespect in a fit of juvenile pique.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 2:37 AM on April 28, 2008

MeFi post: V is for Vegetable
I can't imagine hating vegetables to that degree. As a kid, I loved them, especially raw and crunchy mmmm. Except cooked, canned spinach, which I thought looked like dead frogs.

But then, I know grown-ass grown ups who will not suffer a vegetable to pass their lips. One woman I know will not tolerate anything that even resembles a vegetable, except for catsup, which she consumes at an alarming rate (I suppose if it's good enough for Ronald Reagan, it's good enough for... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 9:07 PM on April 26, 2008

MeFi post: Not Politically Motivated
"Get over it..." ?!

Um, how about no.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 9:33 PM on April 25, 2008

MeFi post: There's a robot beneath the fluff.
When I worked in a thrift store and toys such as these were cheap and readily available, we used to strip the plush and stuffing off and add lights, paint, extra eyes, and extra limbs. I think I still have one or two of them somewhere.

I'm going to put some fresh batteries in them and set them on your bedroom windowsill.
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 8:58 PM on April 24, 2008

MeFi post: creepy dutch tv host
i'm glad to see this wasn't a post about me.

Well, now you know what you want to be when you grow up. Reach for the stars gutter!

Hmmm... a parody skit with Ollie Stench...
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 7:15 AM on April 24, 2008

MeFi post: The Open Source Boob Project

1. Jacalata makes a comment endorsing violence in response to a non-violent act
First of all, it was a joke, and everyone understood that.
Secondly, asking a strange women if you can fondle her breasts is not only unbelievably annoying, it's dehumanizing - especially in the context Jacalata was referring to. If you proceed to then touch her breasts without her consent, you've crossed the line into sexual assault territory, which does, in fact, sometimes... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by louche mustachio at 4:17 AM on April 24, 2008