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Slim Whitman, RIP
I grew up watching commercials of Slim and being not quite sure what exactly to make of him , even though I liked the sounds of his records. At any rate, he's part of the cultural landscape and he'll be missed.

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posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 8:13 PM on June 19, 2013

Don't Stop Believing
Holy Shit. He will be missed. RIP.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:05 PM on June 19, 2013

Talking Famous Female Suicide: The Right, Wrong, and Vice Way
I kind of find the praise for VICE from some odd. At best they are occasionally amusing, and I'm usually a fan of un-PC stuff.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 1:11 PM on June 19, 2013
They're going to go "white middle class feminists are stupid, let's go to Hooters and have a good time!"

No. Nobody goes to Hooters for a good time, unless they're idiots. The wings suck and there's no actual nudity, so it's a ripoff.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:00 PM on June 19, 2013

No more issues
Thanks for Hate, which was there when I needed it.

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posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 4:29 PM on June 19, 2013

Quinoa absolutely loves a juxtaposition. And irony. And gummi bears.
Please stop saying 'totes.'
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 10:31 AM on June 19, 2013

"I hated Joni Mitchell - and then I loved her."
I guess you've seen her from both sides now.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 6:25 PM on June 17, 2013

STOP
STOP HAMMERTIME STOP
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 11:18 AM on June 17, 2013

The chickenhawk phenomenon explained
My dad was drafted in 1965, before the lottery and sent to Vietnam. He was stationed in a combat zone, but thankfully never got his CIB. His politics have always been middel-of-the-road going slightly to the left or right with the times. FWIW.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 9:17 AM on June 17, 2013

Go nuts for
I've heard about it, but sadly have yet to try one.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 12:09 PM on June 15, 2013
Bring me One, Pinky.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 6:59 PM on June 15, 2013
we'll negotiate.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 7:04 PM on June 15, 2013

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a messiah figure!
With the lack of phone booths these days, I'm just wondering where the poor guys gonna find a place to change.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:25 PM on June 14, 2013

Literally thousands of responses, some of them quite angry.
I used to have this on a coffee mug.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 4:47 AM on June 14, 2013

His final words were "Set me free."
The term "mixed feelings," is probably the ultimate cliche, but it describes what I'm having here. Like most people, I sympathize much more with Van Poyck's victim than I do with him, but I can't deny that 25 years in solitary sounds excessive.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 4:51 PM on June 13, 2013

Minneapolis is Number Three and Las Vegas is Number Ten?
Not surprised to see Miami on the list. When I lived in Kendall, there were three strip clubs within 10 minutes of my apartment, including one in a mini-mall near a Gymboree.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 1:19 PM on June 13, 2013

One More Chance to Get It All Wrong
/in NYC feeling snubbed
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 9:11 AM on June 13, 2013

May be SFW if you can convince your boss it's a fat guy's nipple
You people are milking this thread for obvious jokes, and it will be an udder disaster.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 6:44 PM on June 12, 2013
Most hospitals have lactation coaches.

Now I have an image of Vince Lombardi hollering "Where's the milk dammit! C'mon already!"
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 7:04 PM on June 12, 2013

Nordamerikanische Bundesländer the Beautiful
Heh, Queens alone would have to subdivided dozens of times.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 7:28 AM on June 12, 2013

Complete awesomeness at all times
I blame him for the bow tie plague.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 4:49 AM on June 12, 2013

Armed With Antique Clothes and a Bike
For some reason, the older I get, the more I aspire to glamour.

Really? The older I get, the less I care what people think about how I look and the less effort i want to expend on it.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:47 PM on June 11, 2013
I didn't say I care about what other people think. It's for my pleasure.

I can dig that. It's more the amount of effort that fucks with my head. As a t-shirt I once saw said "I'm awake and dressed, what more do you want?"
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 8:01 PM on June 11, 2013

They think he's a righteous dude.
Like most of John Hughes' movies (except Dutch), It hasnt aged well.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 10:51 AM on June 11, 2013
I liked Dutch. The rest of his stuff just reeks of the 80s to me.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 11:05 AM on June 11, 2013
Actually, movies like Rivers Edge (murder notwithstanding) Over The Edge, Fast Times at Ridge ont High, and later stuff like Clerks much more actually captured the time, IMHO.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 12:17 PM on June 11, 2013
Fast Times at Ridgemont High actually nails it better than FBDO seem to. It's funny and escapist, but more realistic in that everyone's pessimistic about the future and everyone has a job, which none of the kids in FBDO. Plus there's topless Phoebe Cates and the famous bathroom scene.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 1:15 PM on June 11, 2013
Maryr: I meant that parts of it were escapist (like most of Spicoli's scenes), but that it was actually FAR more realistic than most teen flicks. Chalk it up to awkward phrasing.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 2:49 PM on June 11, 2013
*learns about Cuba*
*has some pizza*
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 2:51 PM on June 11, 2013
Wherever I go in the world, people think the real scene is elsewhere

To quote another great teen flick:

"Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place..."
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:32 PM on June 11, 2013

Despite what memes keep telling us, reading is not sexy
*cancels naked shelving day*

/bookstore employee
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 1:15 PM on June 10, 2013
Illiterates need love, too, you know.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 1:48 PM on June 10, 2013
Glenn Danzig came into my bookstore. He's a short dude.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 3:30 PM on June 10, 2013

If You Can't Buy One, Build One
Now how's he gonna get it out?
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 10:05 AM on June 10, 2013

Your Parents Were Listening To This
1. 'Bridge Over Troubled Water' by Simon and Garfunkel

Yeah, I could believe that.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 9:17 AM on June 10, 2013
"When I See You Smile" by Bad English. I've never heard of the song.

Mullet-rock makeout song. OK for what it is. Features John Waite ("Missing You") and Jonathan Cain from Journey.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 9:40 AM on June 10, 2013

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Feddie's vocals are great, but it's the bassline that makes that song.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 6:36 PM on June 7, 2013

A Month Without a Fork
Go fork yourselves.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 8:56 AM on June 7, 2013

Not a cheery indicator
We won't have true integration till they put regular Cheerios and Honey Nut in the same box.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 8:02 AM on June 7, 2013

Where Looks Don’t Matter and Only the Best Writers Get Laid
Unless I'm being blatantly facetious or sarcastic, I don't misrepresent myself online.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 7:07 AM on June 7, 2013

"I sensed the water was my natural element."
RIP.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:43 PM on June 6, 2013

A jam band concert worth of work
*does cocaine*
*commandeers train*
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:02 PM on June 6, 2013
*watches speed*
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:10 PM on June 6, 2013

Chillin' The Most
Two Words: JUGGALO CRUISE!!!

*waits for $$ to roll in*
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 7:57 AM on June 6, 2013
I'm trying to imagine a Smiths cruise, but keep getting stalled at the vision of vegan buffets and everyone getting mopey and throwing themselves overboard.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 9:32 AM on June 6, 2013
I did read about Styx playing a cruise ship and if I was a passenger and they didn't play "Come Sail Away," as we disembarked, I'd ask for my money back.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 9:35 AM on June 6, 2013
Gallant was a boring prissy stiff.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 10:43 AM on June 6, 2013
Bon Jovi was the opening act at my first concert. Scorpions were the headliners. It rocked. The rough looking dude next to us bummed my lighter to fire up a joint but didn't offer me a hit.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 5:09 PM on June 6, 2013

Disclosure
Cunnilingus IS dangerous. It's like being in the Mafia, one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 1:12 PM on June 6, 2013
(It's bad enough that I had to tell my mother what a wanker is last year. THAT was fun. Not.)

Well, not the literal meaning. But the figurative meaning, I'm sure she undertands.
posted to MetaFilter by jonmc at 4:51 PM on June 6, 2013

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