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MeTa post:
Thought or not
As a recently departed wise man said, there are no 'bad words.' Whether via religious puritianism or political vigilance or old fashioned prudishness, some people just can't handle it. But to them I say, go fuck yoursleves up your stupid asses you silly douchebag shitpuddles.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:12 PM on July 25, 2008
(and my workday ended watching a customer of mine standing on the sidewalk screaming obscenities when he was told that he might not get served because our buyer had to leave early. he tore books apart and threw them around scream "fuck you, motherfucker, I ain't fuckin' comin' back to this place no more. Fuck you all!" Break my fuckin' heart, why don't you.)
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:19 PM on July 25, 2008
MeTa post:
Too much steampunk?
Did anyone else grow up in a house full of sextants?
We were Catholic, so that stuff was saved for marraige and not talked about.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:55 PM on July 23, 2008
MeTa post:
Musings
I don't think so. They never write, they never call, and they don't have the common decency to give you a reaacharound.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:31 PM on July 21, 2008
ah, the classic game of cat-and-muse...
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 8:14 PM on July 22, 2008
MeTa post:
Seattle Brunch
Meetups take place in bars, man, not brunch! What is this, St. Elmo's Fire, all of a sudden?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 4:48 PM on July 22, 2008
MeTa post:
Hey, Will, Welcome ...
Be Still My beating Heart.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 2:04 PM on July 21, 2008
get a rope.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:22 PM on July 21, 2008
If I had boobies....
well, I'd simply never leave the house. unless I could wear something that showed my cleavage so I could get free drinks.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:35 PM on July 21, 2008
MeTa post:
He likes education, thinks he's innocent, so what?
Wasn't Laci actually Mexican?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:13 PM on July 19, 2008
After all no one would spend $69 for t-shirt.
Now you understand why people hate hipsters.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 1:08 PM on July 20, 2008
Nothing in that story offers sufficient explanation of why people hate.
People generally hate because of envy, fear, anger, disgust, or righteousness. or some combination thereof. Sufficient? Who the hell knows, but what would be?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:20 PM on July 20, 2008
MeTa post:
Numeristerical!
My user number is 58. By the most amazing coincidence, my penis is 58 centimeters long.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 8:48 AM on July 20, 2008
Dude, you banged an odd number! That's just...odd.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 8:56 AM on July 20, 2008
lukemeister..you may want to do some metric conversion.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 9:01 AM on July 20, 2008
heh. actually, all those porn stars who supposedly have 15-inch cocks and what not...if they got a hard-on, wouldn't the blood flow make them pass out? I'm just saying...
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 9:06 AM on July 20, 2008
MeTa post:
Why deleted?
"Sex with my boyfriend is like a graham cracker"
But graham crackers are good crushed under cheesecake.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 8:58 PM on July 17, 2008
MeTa post:
Some kind of weird AskMe troll?
has anyone bought the username 'mildlyhungover,' or 'i'mnotdrunkyoutakethatbackyoufucker..imsorry' yet? I figure it's just a matter of time.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 4:54 PM on July 16, 2008
You know, I was recently reading an article by Madison Smart Bell set in Baltimore, where he talks about a martial arts class he took where one of his classmates is West Indian man. They get to talking about cooking seafood and Bell's classmate says that he likes to use 'lots of obeah seasoning.' Convinced that this is some exotic voodoo spiceblend, Bell pesters the guy for more info, until he says, 'You can buy it in the supermarket, in a little tin.'... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:11 PM on July 16, 2008
Yes. and if you give me a quarter, you can ride them.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:53 PM on July 16, 2008
The calliope and cotton candy are on the house.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:11 PM on July 16, 2008
put some bread in my jar. by the way, what am I doing here?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:30 PM on July 16, 2008
Shout-out to Lenny Kaye (and Patti, too) for me.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:47 PM on July 16, 2008
MeTa post:
A SHIT OBIT
I don't know who Tony Snow is because I maybe don't watch enough television. I was out lying in the grass in the sunshine all day. What's going on here again?
I watch too much television and I don't know him either. I was at work all day. The usual bullshit is going on here again.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 9:13 PM on July 12, 2008
I will miss Tony Snow. I remember him subbing for Rush.
I don't think Tony has the voice to pull off "Tom Sawyer."
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:43 AM on July 13, 2008
But fundamentalist liberals are about as useless as fundamentalist conservatives.
well, duh. 'Fundamentalist' to me means someone who never thinks but just always follows the party line or tries to bend every occurence to fit thier ideology, and I agree, such people are useless (and worse than that, are boring as hell), but there's less of them than you'd imagine, they just are usually louder than most. And if you're trying to pin that label on... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 10:22 AM on July 13, 2008
Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge?
sorry
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 11:25 AM on July 13, 2008
*drools, drools, drools*
*passes out*
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 11:42 AM on July 13, 2008
Why do those words make me think of Billy Mumy and a cornfield?
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 11:58 AM on July 13, 2008
Shaddap, you Alliterative Apoplectic!
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 12:25 PM on July 13, 2008
everybody needs a hug colonoscopy.
As long as you're looking up my ass, can you tell me if my hat's on straight?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 2:07 PM on July 13, 2008
I just don't understand the bad blood that seems to exist between #mefi-users and some (presumably) non-#mefi-users.
It's because of the war. DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 2:35 PM on July 13, 2008
I used *blink* too.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 3:27 PM on July 13, 2008
MeTa post:
Y'all kick ass! Brag on Yourselves!
If I were a wealthy man.
There's a great joke involving the "If I Were A Rich Man," song and a trip to a whorehouse, but sadly, it's visual.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 4:58 PM on July 12, 2008
I make a throwaway one-liner and it earns 35 unexpected favorites; I pour out my heart and it gets crickets.
That's more or less the way it works. We just want a chuckle, we don't care about your heart. unless of course your heartbreak is funny. It isn't, is it?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:30 PM on July 12, 2008
Mine's more of a fondling civil disobedience, but I'm a slacker.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:40 PM on July 12, 2008
MeTa post:
monkey king
You know, this morning as I walked toward my subway, the cellphone store on 31st had roughly 300 people (no exaggeration) lined up to buy iPhones. When I got out at Union Square, there were about a zillion eco-yuppies milling around the greenmarket buying their organic, pesticide-free, grown-only-in-genuine-organic-antelope-shit produce. Worse, better than the Doritomobile crew?
At the end of the day, it's your money, spend it however you want.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:29 PM on July 11, 2008
also, I saw this today. best kids book ever.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:46 PM on July 11, 2008
do my girl talk thing and just phone you and be all "Oooohhh listen, honeychile, I got sumpna tell ya. Gurl they callin' you oooouut. You walked away from the computer, dincha? Uh-uh you can't be doin' that!!"
apparently AV's been possesed by the spirit of an audience member on the Montel Williams show. I'll fetch the crucifix and holy water.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 5:56 PM on July 11, 2008
The first entry in that M is For Metal book?
'A is for Angus
who's riffs are a hit
he's a grown man
in a schoolboy outfit'
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:12 PM on July 11, 2008
You might as well suggest socializing with the Irish,
well, we have the best whiskey, after all.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:15 PM on July 11, 2008
In this thread he seemed pretty clueless. Homeboy needs to get out more.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:30 PM on July 11, 2008
no bile duct, wendell?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:32 PM on July 11, 2008
I'm beginning to the think the summer heat is making everybody daffy. We all need to relax.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 6:58 PM on July 11, 2008
Actually, at my corner store today I bought what I thought was a box of Reese's Pieces. When I got home I noticed that they were labeled as Reese's Pieces Peanut Butter and Chocolate. Now, isn't a chocloate Reese's Piece just an M&M?
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:15 PM on July 11, 2008
Not until we get to the bottom my Reese's question, sir.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:21 PM on July 11, 2008
*shoves chocolate Reese's Pieces up everybody's poophole, with love*
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:28 PM on July 11, 2008
stet: touche. I shall now go lay in a field of stone.
posted to MetaTalk by jonmc
at 7:36 PM on July 11, 2008
