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MeTa post:
I c*nt stop saying twat.
I wore my "See You In Tee" shirt (that's literally what it says) to work one day. Walked right up to the HR department and nobody batted an eye.
Perhaps that's less offensive than the actual word? I dunno, it takes a lot to offend me, like a Takeshi Miike movie or something.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 3:33 PM on July 9, 2008
MeTa post:
A million monkeys... and some editors!
I will throw my hat in the ring if another editor is needed. I'm a full-time professional editor, and my schedule is about to be freed up quite a bit at work (*cough three paid weeks of vacation to kill cough*), so feel free to hit me up if anyone needs me.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 1:22 PM on July 7, 2008
MeTa post:
Using the stumped tag in askme
Can we also add a "dumped" tag for all the fucked-up relationshipfilter q's? It would do us the double-plus-good of alerting the Hive to newly single members and spark "yay, let's get you drunk now" meetups...
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 11:02 AM on July 3, 2008
MeTa post:
It's not you, it's me.
Wow, the last time I called out someone on his lying bullshit in an askme it didn't lead to MeTa. It led to someone deleting my comment instead.
Urge to call out again... rising
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 4:34 PM on May 15, 2008
MeTa post:
a wink and a nod.
NO NO NO NO
GET IT AWAY
AWERHWERHEWHRHRH321412412#!@#~!@!~
I have a phobia of textured fabrics, especially corduroy!
(runs away having a fingernail-flicking seizure)</small)
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 6:23 PM on May 6, 2008
opps. seizure-induced HTML fail.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 6:23 PM on May 6, 2008
MeTa post:
Memorial Day MeFite Meetup in Detroit?
Yikes, that's what I get for not going to the festival last year. No more Oslo is a sad thing indeed. Well, I'll also be going to the Soul Skate party...
I don't know much about the restaurants in that area, but if anyone has suggestions, I'm game!
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 8:52 AM on April 14, 2008
Can somebody local recommend a restaurant for that Friday or Sunday, then? Friday would be ideal, but Sunday is also okay.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 9:56 AM on April 16, 2008
MeTa post:
Feeling crowded?
I remember trying to sign up with a different username and getting righteously peeved when I saw the username in question belonged to an account that was never activated fully (from the aggregate of usernames, et. al., that was posted here by Cortex awhile back).
I DEMAND THE RELEASE OF THESE DEAD USERNAMES TO BUILD MY SOCKPUPPET ARMY.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 2:24 PM on April 14, 2008
MeTa post:
I can haz add tags?
I hate cats but adore loquacious so lots of you sound bitter to me. Can't we all just get along?
note: Everyone needs a hug.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 1:53 PM on April 9, 2008
MeTa post:
The Infinity of Defining Chatfilter
Seems like 0bvious should be hanging out with the guys posting on AskMe who can't find girlfriends so they can snatch up some of his his dazzled 19-year-old girl leftovers at campus parties. He'd be a great wingman.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 11:31 AM on March 13, 2008
MeTa post:
Sans quoi?
(waits to hear if Jessamyn gets paid back by InnocentBystander in coupons for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!).
HURF DURF INTERNET FRAUD ORGY!
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 4:49 PM on March 11, 2008
This thread has everything: epic highs! Wallow-in-filth lows! A denouement or two, and of course, the opportunity to help Nickyskye, whose struggles I myself relate to (having had a baby sister with thyroid cancer at 19, girl, you have my sympathy and soon to be some money/gifts).
I dub thee, legendary thread.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 8:18 AM on March 12, 2008
MeTa post:
1 + 1 = 0
Oh dear. Is it "spoken word Friday" on MeTa or something? All this angst... and yet, the Venn diagram above made it all worth it.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 10:35 AM on March 7, 2008
MeTa post:
God be wi'ye.
It would be nice if, after clicking the "disable your account" link, you were suddenly put into a quiet room with LCD walls. There, your favorite soothing music will be playing. You will be surrounded by images of your favorite place in the world; you are so at peace you don't even feel the needle entering your vein...
It's lovely to know that reincarnation is possible here.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 3:11 PM on February 28, 2008
vronsky: I love that death scene. gets me every time. He was dying of cancer when he made that too. Chills.
Me too, man. Me too.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 3:49 PM on February 28, 2008
MeTa post:
cultural exchange program.
I need five people to mail me dildoes.
ONLY. FIVE.
I can exchange them for barbecue sauce, tex-mex, beauty-pageant styling consultations, blonde hair extensions, fake boobs or Erykah Badu.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 3:50 PM on February 18, 2008
I was making a reference to the "six dildoes is a sin" or whatever it is law that we have here. God bless.
You signed a release form because when we post the videos from the party up on our Myspace, we no likey the "I didn't agree to this, take it down" type of emails.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 4:19 PM on February 18, 2008
MeTa post:
Dallas meetup, Feb. 16
I will be working the door at the party that night at the beginning, but will then be milling around the party zombied out myself.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 6:12 PM on February 3, 2008
We are making every effort to record all the musical sets from that night, which will be experimental, sample-heavy, voodoo-influenced and creepily Caribbean.
So, if you're not a dance music person, this is the party for you.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 10:04 AM on February 4, 2008
I will also be there all night (in fact, Item and I have to set up and clean up afterwards, so for us, it'll be a 12 hour tour).
I also am hosting a friend from Miami so it should be fairly busy/crazy around my house or else we'd offer to put you up, Brittanie.
Normally I'm pretty open to guests but with one roommate, one guest, and ritual zombification before and afterwards, we'll be busy as heck!
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 12:06 PM on February 13, 2008
I will be working the door from 8-10 p.m.!
and eating brains
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 1:39 PM on February 14, 2008
MeTa post:
Ouch.
Klangklangston, please ask your Hasbro friend if My Lil' Pony was inspired by Prince or vice versa.
I look at Prince.
I look at My Lil' Pony.
It's like the chicken or the egg, except fabulously purple and glittery.
My Lil' Princey?
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 1:52 PM on February 1, 2008
MeTa post:
You gotta pregame that sugar, son.
ARgh, I just found out I have to fly up for a meeting in NYC the 5-6th of February. I ALMOST got to come... : (
Guess I'll be in the hotel, jealous of you guys.
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 10:10 AM on January 28, 2008
I'd love to, but as the trip is out of pocket and it takes awhile to be reimbursed, that can't happen (unless I win the lottery). Alas, I would if I could!!! Is there anything to do that's decent on a Tuesday night?
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 1:35 PM on January 28, 2008
LOL. Droll, aren't you? : )
posted to MetaTalk by Unicorn on the cob
at 3:08 PM on January 28, 2008
