Ask comment:
"I've been playing D&D for nearly twenty years. I've played every edition, I've been on both sides of the DM screen, and I've lost count of the number of characters that I've played. I love this game, and I can tell you that the sort of behavior..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by Drop Daedalus, tejolote, mostlymartha, French Fry, jluce50
Yesterday
MeFi comment:
"I am a sort-of convicted felon. I was convicted of a felony, but as I was twelve at the time, the records are now sealed. Which is to say, I declare myself a convicted felon at jury selection, but not at the voting booth or job interviews.
Yeah,..." [
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favorited 9 times, recently by DevilsAdvocate, grubi, psychostorm, gingerbeer, peacheater, WCityMike, Blazecock Pileon, Pope Guilty, jammy
3 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Really. I just remember thinking "Jeez, this sucks."
Yeah, but that's all you ever remember thinking about anything.
And I was, like y'know, alive then.
A note for anyone who might be confused by this: "Alive" is the..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Jilder, ZeroAmbition, rodgerd
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Although my love of reading is strong, I think its disingenuous to disregard the role of TV in this magical age.
I was thinking the same thing about music videos. Growing up, my parents didn't allow television in the house, but one of my friends..." [
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favorited 17 times, recently by ook, Brainy, AsYouKnow Bob, shadow vector, chiababe, babybuns, penduluum, Monochrome, arha, Twicketface, pxe2000, bettafish, Xoder, rongorongo, Phalene, Potomac Avenue, aeschenkarnos
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"It's really kind of amazing how strongly the death of Biggie has stayed with some people. Two years ago my then-girlfriend and I were attending a party at the Petersen Automotive Museum. When the ex told her mother that we were going there, she..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by kosem
6 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Yeah, you kind of have to wonder how it would have ended if he could have gotten to the croc.
Based on everything else in the article, I'd wager that it would have ended with the kid snapping the crocodile's spine and calmly moving to his next..." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by lizzicide, Kattullus, longsleeves, ColdChef, fatehunter, vorpal bunny, FuManchu, Kloryne, mitzyjalapeno, the other side, Potomac Avenue
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"It took half an hour before this kid was stopped. That's half an hour where this seven-year-old evaded his parents, and in the meantime he was scaling fences, evading alarm systems and bringing wave after wave of silent death.
I'm sure that I'll..." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by lizzicide, honeydew, Pope Guilty, sperose, fatehunter, MikeKD, tehloki, vorpal bunny, Chunder, lattiboy
8 days ago
Ask comment:
"I just got out of a two-year monogamous relationship that came close on the heels of a five-year monogamous relationship. I'm single, and I'm happier than I've been in a long, long time.
Not everyone is meant to be partnered, and I've come to..." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by mullingitover
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"And I'm completely oblivious for a long moment, thinking, "Dang, I never knew this about Timbaland! Coleridge means a lot to me too!"
I made a similar mistake a few years ago. The Ol' Dirty Bastard died two days after Yasser Arafat, but..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Nattie, symbioid
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Was she arrested for a Mooooving Violation?
Here all week, folks." [
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favorited 11 times, recently by tehloki, shiu mai baby, kcds, liza, cazoo, burnmp3s, Pollomacho, brain cloud, fleetmouse, Drab_Parts, PostIronyIsNotaMyth
11 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Remember to listen to a seven year old because you just have more words and life experience, not necessarily more wisdom.
Me: So, got any wisdom for me?
Seven Year Old: I fed my dog a gold crayon, and now he makes gold poop from his butt!..." [
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favorited 10 times, recently by moonbiter, diablo37, kittens for breakfast, Divine_Wino, neroli, mmcg, jock@law, piedmont, takeyourmedicine, Optimus Chyme
2 weeks ago
Ask comment:
"I have friends who have worked in the business (on both sides of the camera), and it's not the way that you seem to think. There's a lot less "reality" happening there than you seem to credit. I guarantee you, 99% of the "amateur"..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by jhighmore
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Umbrella today? Yes. Umbrellas every day, my good man!
What we really need is a website that can tell me what sort of umbrella to carry. For example, my henchmen and I have planned to lift a rare poison-beaked hummingbird from the Gotham City Zoo...." [
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favorited 26 times, recently by WCityMike, Kalthare, weebil, mokujin, Tubes, Jilder, Dreama, schwong, MrMustard, MythMaker, Songdog, LobsterMitten, shinynewnick, yhbc, cashman, violette, nikitabot, Solon and Thanks, whir, sevenyearlurk, natabat, rokusan, mrzarquon, djeo, Caduceus, Tehanu
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Have you had straight sex? Gay sex? Had a kid? Started watching Gossip Girl? Been to Burning Man? Gotten a tattoo? Smoked weed? Joined a gym? Bough a pair of Crocs?
In order: Yes. Yes. Maybe. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're a pervert to even suggest..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by you're a kitty!, sebastienbailard, pxe2000, designbot
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Wow, a lot of hate for a post that asks why Christians are hypocrit...oh, right.
Except that, as was pointed out in the thread, most of the people who thought that it was a crap post aren't Christian.
Jesus told me: Love the crap poster, hate..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by bonobo, klangklangston, the other side, KokuRyu
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"I've met Jessamyn. She was nice. I imagine that Mathowie and Cortex are also good people.
Plexi, why would you do this to them?
Despite the fact that I agree with a lot of what was written in the editorial, it's still an op-ed that isn't..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by koeselitz, shmegegge, roll truck roll
3 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"How ded babby joke is formed?" [
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favorited 13 times, recently by SteveTheRed, Ryvar, glycolized, shiu mai baby, re.becca, shmegegge, tommasz, bonobo, Pope Guilty, bonaldi, shinynewnick, orthogonality, ColdChef
Last month
MeFi comment:
"As the age range gets older, it looks like the number of single women gets significantly higher. There are a lot of single grannies out there, from the looks of things.
This is good news for Skwisgaar Skwigelf...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Sangermaine
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I was really hoping the the final page would reveal that the ants hadn't actually gotten any larger, but that everything else on Earth had gotten smaller for some reason.
Because I am M. Night Fucking Shyamalan...." [
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favorited 15 times, recently by Dormant Gorilla, jonp72, tinatiga, nasreddin, blueberry, ghost of a past number, davejay, bonobothegreat, unknowncommand, EarBucket, Faint of Butt, humannaire, h00py, Senor Cardgage, kittens for breakfast
Last month
MeFi comment:
"mathowie: You enter a large, blue room. There is a door to the left leading to a green room and a door to the right leading to a gray room. The room is full of trolls.
jessmyn: Again with the fucking trolls! I whip out my +1 Banhammer.
cortex:..." [
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favorited 115 times, recently by mrzarquon
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Cap'n Crunch
As a Kid: Crunchy Sugar!
As an Adult: A bowlful of razors!" [
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favorited 43 times, recently by papafrita, Twicketface, almostmanda, lysistrata, kcds, sunshinesky, gen, schoolgirl report, zardoz, tehloki, dirigibleman, attaboy, woebot, sugarfish, gimonca, exlotuseater, Zarya, Optimus Chyme, freshwater_pr0n, Iamtherealme, Baby_Balrog, quin, Senor Cardgage, peep, Wild_Eep, retronic, googlebombed, clearly, dseaton
Last month
MeTa comment:
"Spoiler: Obama announces via text message that his choice for Vice President is Rick Astley." [
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favorited 10 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"As the article pointed out, if this were a baby shark near the shore looking for its mama, the public would have a remarkably different reaction to it.
My reaction would, yes, be quite different. I'd be a bit surprised, since baby sharks aren't..." [
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favorited 7 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Does humanity have a responsibility to save an orphaned baby whale, or is our duty to let nature take its course?
Whales worldwide would get a grim chuckle indeed at the notion of a human suggestion of humanity "letting nature take its..." [
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favorited 3 times
Last month
Ask comment:
"My father was (and still is) a trickster. You could always count on him, but you couldn't ever really trust was he was doing.
One day my sister and I had been especially wild, and so at dinner time my father announced that we had clearly had too..." [
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favorited 19 times
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Any parody of Lovecraft's writing that doesn't end the final line of each entry in italics doesn't hold water with me. For it was in this style that he wrote!..." [
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favorited 1 time
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I can understand choosing not to own a car, definitely. And I can understand choosing not to own a cell phone. Went down that road myself for a long while. But I can't really understand choosing not to own either one.
I don't own a car or a cell..." [
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favorited 5 times
Last month
MeTa comment:
"I'll be really excited to see this revisited in a few years when Europeans are posting to AskMe looking for dollar-bill toilet paper to buy as a gag gift. I bet the American contingent on the site gets super huffy THEN...
I'm an American, and I..." [
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favorited 7 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I live in a relatively low-income neighborhood of Los Angeles (K-Town, y'heard!), and I'm a little bit confused about what the problem is. Good, cheap food is available in abundance around my apartment.
Not enough fruits and vegetables? There's a..." [
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favorited 3 times
2 months ago
MeTa comment:
"I will miss him.
Any man's banning diminishes me, because I am involved in Metatalk, and therefore never send to know for whom the ban hammers; it hammers for thee...." [
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favorited 34 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Speaking of things that rhyme, did anyone else see the name of the site and immediately think the following?
(Ooh, Write Rhymes!) Vision dreams of passion
(Blowin' through my mind) And all the while I think of..." [
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favorited 1 time
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"To: The People of Earth
From: The Dolphins
Re: The Rapture
So long, and thanks for all the fish." [
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favorited 6 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Last Year I Killed a Man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I hear the train a comin', it's rolling 'round the bend..." [
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favorited 4 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The thing about needing coffee to get through the day is that most people didn't need it to get through the day before they started drinking it. In much the same way that Vonnegut mentions that the only stress that cigarettes relieve is the stress..." [
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favorited 1 time
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"That's because their heat is being siphoned off to fuel billysumday's hate.
His hate has been the only thing keeping us from being burned into ash for some time now. The global warming phenomenon that everyone's been discussing in recent years is..." [
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favorited 4 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"not letting kids go past the eighth grade, encouraging teen marriage, encouraging young teenagers to go absolutely nuts with drinking and drugs on the (usually successful) theory that they'll get so burnt out and disgusted with that false idea of..." [
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favorited 5 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"They're also nearly cold blooded, impervious to pain, and feed their young on their own feces from the time they're a month old until they can eat the giant tubers that make up most of their diet.
Don't any of it. Up until around twenty years ago,..." [
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favorited 11 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"He's never be able to bake the perfect chocolate chip cookie until he realizes that the secret ingredient is love.
His cold, robotic heart can't ever understand that...." [
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favorited 9 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Or for generations of shared symbiotes.
Part of me wants to really put Rule 34 to the test and do a Google search for "2 Molerats, 1 Symbiote".
The rest of me has considered the potential damage to my already-fragile psyche and opted..." [
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favorited 2 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"1.) As much as I enjoyed the remake of Dawn of the Dead, I have to ask: Has Zack Snyder ever directed anything that didn't already have a massive built-in audience before he picked it up? Watchmen, like Dawn of the Dead and 300, has a huge following...." [
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favorited 2 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Exactly what billysumday says, when the culture is used as a cover for secretively monstrous behavior.
All culture is a cover for secretively monstrous behavior. Particularly the nuclear family...." [
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favorited 3 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Butterstick recommends Crisco: Eponytreason!
My family has a similar technique for baking cakes, but in our case the Wu Tang Secret is mayonaisse." [
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favorited 6 times
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"As much as I want to sneer at these people, I'm going to take a moment to step back, look at myself, and admit that I want nothing more in life than to be able to drive around the country in the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile...." [
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favorited 3 times
3 months ago
