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Under the sea, under the sea, everything's blurry, all fuzzyswirly, take it from me.

Prescription swimming eyewear hacks please!
posted to Ask Metafilter by not_on_display at 3:33 AM on August 6, 2008 (11 comments)

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Flag Identifier: Flag Identifying Tool and Vexillologic Database. Search for flags by various characteristics: by area division, by shape of the flag, by main colors on the flag, by device on the flag, by geographic descent, by usage, by history. Each find points you toward the flag's corresponding page on the venerable Flags of the World website. For example, here are the search results for flags with three yellow animals on them. [FOTW previously, but with dead links]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 1:27 PM on August 4, 2008 (23 comments)

Brainless Barnyard Keyboards: The Short Saga of Royal Quiet Deluxe, Chicken Band

[via MetaFilter Music] "This is a live recording of Royal Quiet Deluxe, my band from 1998. The track features manipulated drum machines and vocals, bass, and two chickens playing keyboards. The band was short-lived and a (very) minor local legend in Virginia in the late 1990s. This is our story."
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 6:55 PM on August 2, 2008 (19 comments)

Eleven

Fulfilling two of the Challenges for July: Wildcard (music you hate = techno) and Music (ripped off James Bond Theme riff). Also, going for the trifecta, it's a cappella (June's Style Challenge). And it's still July 31st in some parts of the world, so I think this should be allowed in the door.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 10:40 PM on July 31, 2008 (13 comments)

Psychemathadelica!

How deep does the rabbit hole go? The Ultimate Fractal Video Project features animated zooms into the famous Mandelbrot Set. Some zoom in so far that, by the end of the dive, the first frame you had viewed would be as large as (or larger than) the known universe. | The animations are offered as .zip'd WMV files; lower-quality versions are viewable on FractAlkemist's YouTube page.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 3:56 PM on July 29, 2008 (13 comments)

Which Barbapapa are you?

The Barbapapa family are shapeshifters. (In French, Barbapapa's name loosely translates to "Cotton Candy.") Barbapapa was lonely; thus he went on an adventure to find others of his species, only to find that his Barbamama had been laying dormant in the same garden where he'd been first discovered! He and Barbamama now have seven brightly-colored children. Here are all of their names.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 9:39 AM on July 25, 2008 (38 comments)

Guinness World Records Podcast

Meet the World's Greatest Distance Zorber [what's zorbing?], some dude who put ten rattlesnakes in his mouth?, the rellepS drawkcaB tsetsaF s'dlroW, TheWorld'sFastestTalker, and a host of others who are the World's ____-est via the Guinness World Records podcast. [all links are in .mp3 format except to the main site.]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 9:57 PM on July 18, 2008 (4 comments)

Please Say Something........any answer will do

Please Say Something -- ten quick animated episodes starring Mouse and Cat. [description] | More animation by David O'Reilly, creator of the "award-winning destructive and massively overrated" RGB XYZ [previously on MeFi]. | [be warned: some animations NSFW for language; jarring sounds and flashing colors in places.]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 10:05 PM on July 16, 2008 (11 comments)

"Every idea I ever had is based on the fact that it's 2:30 and there's a production meeting at 3:00."

In the introduction to his close friend's "Best of" DVD, Jack Lemmon says, "Ernie Kovacs was the funniest, wildest, zaniest man I ever knew. Ernie thought so, too, and so did millions of happy people. Ernie was all over television on one network or another from 1950 until he died in 1962. He had an unpredictable and illogical view of the world. He played with the medium of television in a way no one ever had before. And he created a batch of cockeyed characters that have become classics. So, slow down your internal clock; it was a more leisurely time, you know. Here's Ernie Kovacs."
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 8:32 PM on July 15, 2008 (16 comments)

...for players and plastic surgeons

[SO VERY NSFW] Fake or Not? The site will show you ten pictures of boobies, a pair at a time. You must determine whether or not they are augmented. Wes Cherry, creator of Solitaire for Windows, aptly cites it as one of his three favorite websites. [via memepool]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 6:34 AM on July 10, 2008 (104 comments)

And Now She's Gone

MeFi Music Challenge, Lyrics Flavor. Toe-tappin' old-timey country happy blues.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 10:54 PM on June 29, 2008 (4 comments)

"I was walking down the street; something caught my eye... and dragged it fifteen feet."

The original Emo. Wikipedia states that much of Emo Philips' standup comedy "stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences." And, while there are plenty of quotes to support this, it doesn't quite do justice to the man who wrote the best God joke ever--it's in the way he delivers these lines. Experience true Emo here, through these links which I like to call, "Audio and Video Clips from Emo Philips' Website."
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 5:56 PM on June 29, 2008 (72 comments)

Underthinking a plate of cheese

How to catch a mouse without a mousetrap.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 11:13 AM on June 20, 2008 (49 comments)

Where are the good skateparks in MA?

Good skateboarding parks in or around Cambridge MA, or less than a 20-minute drive therefrom? Whadda they have? Any good public places where skateboarding isn't frowned upon, with stairs, rails, curbs? For a 13-year-old who is at the basic level and wants a challenge.
posted to Ask Metafilter by not_on_display at 11:59 AM on June 18, 2008 (3 comments)

>find pig

Pig lost! Boss say that it Grunk fault. Say Grunk forget about closing gate. Maybe boss right. Grunk not remember forgetting, but maybe Grunk just forget. Boss say Grunk go find pig, bring it back. Him say, if Grunk not bring back pig, not bring back Grunk either. Grunk like working at pig farm, so now Grunk need find pig.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 3:37 PM on June 17, 2008 (37 comments)

"What are they gonna do, send you to Vietnam?"

[NSFW]"The following program is in living color and has been rated X by the Vietnam academy of maggots. The purpose of this program is to bring vital news, information and hard acid rock to the first termers and non-re-enlistees in the Republic of Vietnam. Radio First Termer operates under no Air Force regulations or manuals. In the event of a vice squad raid this program will automatically self-destruct." Radio First Termer was a pirate radio show broadcast by "Dave Rabbit," an anonymous USAF sergeant, for 63 hours between January 1st and 21st, 1971, out of the back room of a brothel in Saigon, gracing the dial at 69 MHz and 690 AM. Fearing reprisal from his superiors, Dave Rabbit then shut Radio First Termer down and, after returning to the States, went back to living a normal life. 34 years later, while helping his son on a homework assignment, Dave came across old recordings of his show. He's since revived his old persona via podcast, and has also brought Radio First Termer back to the warzone--to Baghdad, Iraq.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 6:13 PM on June 11, 2008 (11 comments)

The water feels better without that damn sweater!

It's so hot... so, so hot. So I'm looking for the best places in New England (specifically Boston-and-environs and Central Vermont) to go night-swimming and/or skinny-dipping.
posted to Ask Metafilter by not_on_display at 3:55 PM on June 10, 2008 (12 comments)

No, No, Nostalgia!

NetClassixFilter: The next time you're standing clueless in the greeting cards section of your local drugstore franchise, you'll be wishing you'd visited the Gallery of Unfortunate Greeting Cards instead. For all your holiday needs: Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Weddings, 4th of July, Hallowe'en, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and of course, Washington's Birthday. [via Cap'n Wacky]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 8:33 PM on June 9, 2008 (18 comments)

Garkov -- Garfield + Markov chains

Garkov -- Garfield + Markov chains [via mefi projects]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 3:31 PM on June 6, 2008 (54 comments)

F#@%ed-up-Food-Filter

Encyclopedia Repulsica, a/k/a The Family Circle Illustrated Library of Cooking (1972 edition): A peanut butter and lettuce sandwich, with a pickle on topThe Weiner Tiara BakeWatercress Frappé (with optional radish rose)How not to serve a Hamburger[These, and many more, via a blog-full of eye-and-gut wrenching (and occasionally sublime) offerings from MeFi's Own™ Mael Oui, a/k/a Curly Wurly]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 10:56 AM on June 4, 2008 (40 comments)

Geekin' out on your Grandma's Gramophone

[PREVIOUSLY on METAFILTER] Each week between 2005 and 2007 (and sporadically thereafter), Basic Hip Digital Oddio's Kiddie Records Weekly offered children's recordings issued by big labels during the 1940's and 1950's. This cache now holds approximately 214 phonograph records, the covers and sounds therein lovingly digitized, ready for you to absorb.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 9:51 AM on June 3, 2008 (10 comments)

The World Beyond What?

About twenty years ago, HBO aired The Mondo Beyondo Show, a sort-of send-up of avant-garde performance shows like Alive From Off Center and Night Flight. Hosted by Bette Midler (as the character Mondo Beyondo), it showcased artists that covered the broad spectrum between performance art, dance, and absurdist comedy. Strap on your Eighties Goggles; here's the meat of the show: Bill Irwin | La La La Human Steps | The Kipper Kids | Yes/No People | Paul Zaloom | David Cale | and the Divine Miss M as Eudora P. Quickly
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 1:00 PM on May 29, 2008 (16 comments)

Hava nagila, have two nagilas, have three nagilas; they're very small.

Claire and Merna Bagelman, better known as The Barry Sisters. Every Sunday from 1938 to 1955 on WHN in New York, they mashed Swing with Yiddish Folk as the main attraction on the radio program Yiddish Melodies in Swing.[via] "We take a tune that's sweet and low, and we rock it solid and make it gold." They are indeed a Hebrew National Kosher Classic. More Yiddish music webceptacles.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 6:52 PM on May 27, 2008 (8 comments)

Teach The Children

Post-apocalyptic metal written by two 17-year-olds in 1987. Band name: HAMMERSCHLAG
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 6:00 AM on May 23, 2008 (7 comments)

Building a wolf in 9 minutes

Portland artist R. J. Travis Pond sculpts recycled steel into animals. Daniel Wiancko documents and shrinks the process using time-lapse photography. A Wolf = 9:11, Three Birds = 9:35.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 3:22 PM on May 18, 2008 (5 comments)

Hey, you got your Puzzle Contest in my movie! And it tastes like crap!

In the mid-eighties, there was some "event" on television. It was a (crappy) movie, but embedded within it was a contest and/or puzzle.
posted to Ask Metafilter by not_on_display at 11:31 PM on May 17, 2008 (5 comments)

The foods on my plate canNOT touch one another.

MOST POPULAR PONY!! I want more functionality for sorting and filtering through the Popular Favorites. I'd like to have a box that allows me to choose: "Most Popular [posts, comments] on [Green, Blue, Black, Grey,...] in the past [n] days." (e.g. so that I could see all the popular AskMe posts side by side, over a longer timeframe, and without them being mixed in with the FPP's; or so that I could view the most listened to tracks on MeMu; or, or, or.)
posted to MetaTalk by not_on_display at 3:36 PM on May 17, 2008 (22 comments)

The Yellow Shark [NOT MUDSHARK-IST]

In 1993, we said goodbye to Frank Zappa, fallen victim to prostate cancer. A 1993 Today Show interview with Frank. A 1993 BBC documentary about Frank. {Parts 2, 3, 4.} "Outrage at Valdez," from 1993's The Yellow Shark. [Zappa mega-post previously on MeFi]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 1:18 PM on May 17, 2008 (43 comments)

The Little Aussie Bleeder

Garry McDonald, aka Norman Gunston, aka the "little aussie bleeder," may be well known out Australia way. For most Americans, however, Norman G remains far, far down under the radar. But he's the forefather of the UK's Ali G; he's Canadian Nardwuar thee Human Serviette's nerdier dad; he's America's Lazlo Toth (US) with a combover and a microphone; he's Jiminy Glick's Jack Sprat. Perhaps you saw Norman long ago in a segment on USA Network's Night Flight variety show. [bonus: many many youtubes of Night Flight segments, courtesy of this awesome website.] But I bet you didn't know he released a KIckaSS single (among others), jammed with Frank Zappa, and was at the right place and time to upstage a piece of Australian History. Not bad for someone whom Keith Moon dumped his drink on and called a "great pooftah."
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 3:21 PM on May 4, 2008 (21 comments)

Shady Grove

For Jessamyn, who's been listening to many versions of this song. Here's another.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 3:20 PM on May 3, 2008 (10 comments)

Ready... set... break!

Rack 'em, then pocket them all asfastasyoucan. Now you're playing Speed Pool. Think you can beat the Ginger Wizard? Luc Salvas did.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 5:26 PM on April 28, 2008 (7 comments)

The slap, the dance ... the slap-dance!

slappity-slappity-BOOM!-slappity-slap-slap-slap-BOOM!... Slap dancing from opposite ends of the earth! In Samoa, it’s called the Fa'ataupati; it’s said to have originated out of the need to swat insects away. And in the Tyrolean Alps, it’s called the Schuhplattler, supposedly the oldest surviving dance in Europe. And on MetaTalk, it goes like this, amirite?
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 11:28 AM on April 20, 2008 (16 comments)

Lied

By my band, The Mulligrubs--I am on bass and keys, but the cool part of the song is the guitarist's Ebow. [wikipedia page about that]
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 7:18 PM on April 4, 2008 (2 comments)

The Kids are Alright

Are you sick and tired of telling those darn kids to "get off your lawn" because their "favorite band sucks?" Next time, instead of handing out snark, hand them a brochure for the Paul Green School of Rock Music! Before you know it, you'll be wishing that you had a bigger lawn.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 5:07 PM on April 2, 2008 (22 comments)

brrrrr... tick-tick-tick!!

Eeeek! Bit in the ass by a tick! How did I get bit? Will I be OK?
posted to Ask Metafilter by not_on_display at 2:06 PM on March 31, 2008 (16 comments)

Spike Jones, master of the ... uhhh ... what is that he's playing, anyway?

40's-50's-Fun-Filter: glglglgl-prt-HIC! What soothing melodies do I hear? honk!honk!honk! Is it geese mating? Ibidi? Ibiduh. Ibidih? eauugh! No, it's Spike Jones and his City Slickers!
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 10:53 PM on March 29, 2008 (8 comments)

help?

Jim Henson's 1965 short film, Time Piece
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 6:52 AM on March 24, 2008 (33 comments)

That which we call a fart by any other name would smell as acrid

[NSFW, except in the can] The Barn Owl Fart - A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to himself. It's a sort of a crazy laugh, particularly the way it ends. If you hear a fart that has about eight notes in it, ending on a couple of down notes, and it sounds maniacal, you have heard the rare Barn Owl Fart.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 5:34 AM on March 10, 2008 (15 comments)

It's me, Dave... open up, man, I got the stuff!

[Rated NSFW, depending on where you work] | I got a Basketball Jones. (original animation) | D-A-V-E!! Open up! | Earache? Earache, my eye! | class...? Class...? | HardHAT! This is Codename Hardhat! | Ralph and Herbie | Where there's smoke, there's Cheech and Chong!
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 9:07 PM on March 8, 2008 (28 comments)

Untitled

An instrumental composed in an electronic music suite. And I barely knew what the fuck I was doing.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 10:41 PM on March 4, 2008 (1 comment)

A callout... to SHINE! [SFX: twinkle twinkle twinkle]

I'd like to see a place where users can submit FPP requests to the general MeFi populace, and where users can respond at their will to said requests.
posted to MetaTalk by not_on_display at 9:15 PM on March 3, 2008 (58 comments)

Yes, a kiss is all of these . . . and more.

"Let us say that you have raveled in a sweet, long kiss. Suddenly, you see your loved one's eyes close as though in a moment of weariness. Gently detach your lips from hers and raise them up to her closed eyelids. Drop a kisslet first on one eyelid and then on the other. Feel the rolling orb quiver under your lips. Then, when you have done this, run your lips down along the line of her nose, stopping at odd times to purse them into a tiny kiss. When you reach the wrinkle of her nostrils, bury your lips deeply into the curve and kiss little niblets into first one and then the other. If her eyes still are closed, repeat the process. But return to the lips." -- from "The Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris (1936). Revised and expanded in 1991 by William Cane.
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 6:48 PM on March 3, 2008 (39 comments)

Hey! Fred Milton is still SO #1! Wow!

Lynda ! Barry ! Is ! Funk ! Queen ! Of ! Every ! Thing !
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 10:39 PM on March 1, 2008 (21 comments)

Why is this day not like other days?


Mimimimimimi, mimimimimimi, mimimimimimi

NetClassicsFilter: All 24 of the 25 GI Joe PSAs redubbed by Eric Fensler, via YouTube: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 [some nsfw] [previously] [also via]
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 8:22 PM on February 26, 2008 (54 comments)

I!!

Lo-fi jangly short atonal pop.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 11:35 AM on February 24, 2008 (3 comments)

So, Why Not?

More 4-track clearance. This time, it's a happy, bouncy ditty from 1993: two guitars, some whistling and happily mumbled lyrics. Recorded probably with Fleetwood Mac's Tusk on the brain, with all knobs turned up to eleven.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 4:32 PM on February 21, 2008 (4 comments)

I fell in Love with the Bearded Girl

More from my 4-track dump onto the PC. Lyrics written very loosely and improvised on the spot; it is about a 6-year old falling in love with the bearded lady midget at the fair, and running away. The song has an anxious, circus-gone-wrong aura to it. It was recorded on 1/26/94 in my bedroom, in the middle of the night so that my roommates wouldn't hear it.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 4:21 PM on February 20, 2008 (1 comment)

Cotten pickin' good

Elizabeth Cotten [previously] sits down and talks with Pete Seeger. She plays the "Wilson Rag," "Mama, Your Papa Loves You," and Pete joins her for "Freight Train." (Lyrics are provided for "Freight Train," so you can all sing along, too.)
posted to MetaFilter by not_on_display at 1:08 PM on February 20, 2008 (6 comments)

¡Aleluya!

I recently unearthed my 4-track tapes from 1993. (I'm still searching for the ones from 1988.) This was one of my favorites on this particular tape. Guitar by me, AM Radio via the electromagnetic spectrum. It was recorded and mixed in less than an hour. I'll throw in the tape hiss for free.
posted to MeFi Music by not_on_display at 11:42 PM on February 11, 2008 (3 comments)