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MeTa post: I c*nt stop saying twat.
I call it cunt. I’ve reclaimed it, “cunt.” I really like it. “Cunt.” Listen to it. “Cunt.” C C. Ca Ca. Cavern, cackle, clit, cute, come-closed c-closed inside, inside ca-then u-then cu-then curvy, inviting sharkskin u-uniform, under, up, urge, ugh, ugh, u — then n then cun — snug letters fitting perfectly together — n — nest, now, nexus, nice, nice, always depth, always round in upper case, cun, cun-n a jagged wicked electrical pulse-n (high pitched noise) then soft n-warm n — cun, cun, then t —... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 1:22 PM on July 9, 2008

MeTa post: Ugh, all RIGHT, mom, I get it.
Yup. Ravelry has agree/disagree buttons, and I've gotten so used to them there that it drives me nuts on MeFi sometimes that they aren't here too.

agree (1)
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 1:55 PM on July 1, 2008

MeTa post: metaask
It is kind of a vague question. My answer probably would have been Paris Hilton.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 12:43 PM on June 10, 2008

MeTa post: Best Answer(er)
I kind of want to see this too, for the fun-to-know factor, but I think it could backfire... there might be a risk of the asker looking at Answerer A's Best Answer count versus Answerer B's count and assuming "hmmm, so-and-so has 390 best answers, but this guy has only 3... I bet So-and-So is right here, too," even if the other guy has the better answer to that one specific question. (Insomuch that AskMe answers can accurately be judged as "better" than others.)... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 9:03 AM on June 5, 2008

MeTa post: Mark askee answers
You can stomp and shout Grease Monkey all you want (I in fact have that very script installed*), but not everyone is savvy enough or even cares to install all that.

For reals. I'm not completely dumb, and I'm sure installing greasemonkey scripts is totally easy, but even so, I skew pretty computer-dumb compared to most of the readers here and haven't quite figured it out yet.

From where I stand,... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:06 AM on June 4, 2008

MeTa post: chatfilter?
I'm not really sure if the "no chatfilter" rule was always in effect or not... but, you know that life-altering experiences thread from a few years back that everyone in the entire universe loves? I'm not quite sure how that one's not chatfilter, but it's certainly worth having around.

I think there are some questions that are useful and important that can only be answered with anecdotes, and those are where the chatfilter line gets a... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:32 AM on May 5, 2008

MeTa post: I'll race! To feel the wind in my face! And I'll race! To feel like I own this place!
I didn't think anyone was actually friends in GTA, anyway.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 6:43 AM on April 29, 2008

MeTa post: Should or shouldn't
I can't think of any major site redesigns that I've liked. I can think of a few that have directly resulted in my visiting the site a lot less (Chicago Tribune and Tomato Nation come to mind almost immediately).

So if you secretly wish I would go away, you know what to do.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 6:45 AM on April 25, 2008
Here's your redesign.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:33 AM on April 25


Needs more bling.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 8:06 AM on April 25, 2008

MeTa post: "Another" Chicago Meetup?
If I can ever get on a plane back to Chicago (fucking American), I'm pretty flexible anytime after the 16th-ish.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 8:23 AM on April 10, 2008
Good to know, eriko, thanks! At this point I've finally got a seat on a flight that's on schedule, but I won't be surprised in the least if I lose my luggage or if there's snakes or something.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 1:15 PM on April 10, 2008

MeTa post: AskMe hell
I think there's a valid question somewhere between the lines there, and one I'd like to know the answer to as well, but man. That was even more "What other problems will my big penis and I encounter?" than the fedora guy.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 1:36 PM on April 9, 2008

MeTa post: And here's a banning for you, and yes, one for you too...
Jessamyn, so you're the reason Plastic's overrun with trolls? I want my 132 karma back.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 4:31 PM on April 4, 2008

MeTa post: Embrace this new feature, and take it to where it needs to go, where the world clamors for it to go -- OPTIONAL HYPOTHETICAL FILTER
I dunno. Ever since I ate a Camry's volume in Skittles, I've lost my taste for this sort of thing.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 12:46 PM on April 3, 2008

MeTa post: My Ask MeFi
Neato. Though I'll still be reading all the questions and butting in whenever I'm bored at work.

My suggested tags, incidentally: food dating relationships diet exercise music sex work career gifts hair halloween recipes relationship chicago fashion health christmas dreams fitness friends internet money psychology wedding

"Wedding" is not really accurate, but the rest of them are all pretty accurate. All I ever... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 12:14 PM on April 2, 2008
Incidentally, I love Anonymous to Human Relations questions. Except for the ones that are asking for advice on how to approach their crush. JUST ASK HER OUT.

It's extra fun if I suspect they're about me.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 12:20 PM on April 2, 2008

MeTa post: I live MeFi in dreams
I once had a dream that I had sex with George Clooney, and he gave me a signed certificate saying that I had sex with him. I put it on my wall and showed everyone who came to my house.

I've had dreams about Ask MeFi, too, but those are kinda boring.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 3:07 PM on March 31, 2008

MeTa post: Baby don't you want to go?
Dag. I was totally all "oh boy Quenchers my first ever meetup!" but I simply can't do this weekend. Perhaps I'll see y'all next time?
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 2:38 PM on March 31, 2008

MeTa post: korean doctors = robbers?
I'm inclined to give the poster the benefit of the doubt, but yeah, the lead-in question is a little alarmist and could have been phrased better. Nationality + suspected unsavory behavior + zealous punctuation = potential to be interpreted as racism.

But it is a step up from KOREAN DOCTOR IS KOREAN. NOOOO HE BE STEALIN MY IDEAS!!
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 3:46 PM on March 27, 2008

MeTa post: I can haz marketshare?
I admit I sometimes go to Yahoo Answers and make subtle digs at the askers. Someone will ask, "k im in high scool n i wanna b a brain suregon..... idk what college would be good or what should i do????????" and I'll respond, "Study hard, you'll really need it. Good luck!"
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 1:10 PM on March 19, 2008
Guys I still has no idea how is babby formed

No reeally I ask every mroing and ppl just luagh at me
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 1:58 PM on March 19, 2008
If we thought she was pretty and Yahoo Answers didn't, does that mean we're uglier than Yahoo Answers? OMG ONOZ

Then again, if I had to pick between Seven Minutes in Heaven with a randomly selected MeFite or a randomly selected Yahoo Answererer, I'd pick the MeFite. I'm not sure those guys wouldn't try sticking a tongue in my nostril.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 4:15 PM on March 19, 2008
Ew. Niblets? Forget it, I'm not making out with anyone anywhere ever again.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 4:53 PM on March 19, 2008
I can't remember if tropical Skittles or sour Skittles make the best Skittlebrau, but I know I've tried both and gotten pretty loaded. Not too different from Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss if you like that stuff, but I seem to be the only person who does.

Anyway, I'd recommend putting Skittlemobile in a giant blender and using a straw. With or without the brau.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 11:48 AM on March 20, 2008

MeTa post: 'I am not a Microsoft "fanboy"'...
I know they give the Kobe cattle sake and massages, but what's the deal with Makashi beef? Are they slaughtered by lightsaber or what?
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 2:17 PM on March 14, 2008

MeTa post: BOTW
SWPF, HWP, N/S but 420 friendly, ISO SM with BMW for BDSM, ANTM, KMFDM, NKOTB. LTR?
Communication a must.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:52 AM on March 14, 2008

MeTa post: Who was the MetaDetective?
I kind of want to see one of these on me. I love hearing about myself, even if it's my psychiatrist listing all the Axis I disorders I should be treated for immediately.

(Heh. Mine would be all "Metroid Baby is narcissistic, has low self-esteem, and thinks she's fat.")
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 3:04 PM on March 6, 2008

MeTa post: Thanks to some awesome, loving MeFites
Thank you for sharing this, Nicky, and my thoughts and hopes are with you. Best wishes and kudos to The Nine, too.

I'm continually amazed at how full of lovely MetaFilter is, and I'm grateful to be a part, however peripherally.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 8:28 PM on February 19, 2008

MeTa post: Caught Orange-handed
I want so bad to take my clothes off and swim in the giant pile of Cheetos. I'd probably emerge with a Donatella Versace-worthy glow. Free Mystic Tans for everyone!
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:27 AM on February 13, 2008

MeTa post: Best Answers, STAT(s)!
I admit I'd like to see a "best answer" count, but I don't need one. I already know all my answers are the bombshit and all y'all are fools if you don't take my brilliantly useful advice.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 2:28 PM on February 7, 2008

MeTa post: Ouch.
Jessamyn sent me a friendship bracelet she made herself out of SIX different colors of embroidery floss! I haven't taken it off in three whole months.

You guys didn't get your bracelets?
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 3:33 PM on February 1, 2008

MeTa post: FPPs posts that are conclusive should be based on evidence.
This joke was funny the first few times but now it's getting really
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 8:45 AM on January 31, 2008

MeTa post: Boooooooooobs.
...I have to say, I've been keeping an eye on this thread throughout the day. By the time I've scrolled all the way down, I always find myself slouching a little more, with my jacket pulled closed and an arm folded over my chest.

It's not a particularly good feeling.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 3:39 PM on January 24, 2008

MeTa post: Bickering ahoy.
Well, something's certainly broken.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 5:08 PM on January 17, 2008

MeTa post: On the unbearable anonymous of being
The first item on my googleganger's Amazon wish list is a yogurt maker similar to the one my brother gave me for Christmas last year. Interesting!

I also get a handful of executive-y pages and a good amount of Julia Stiles. I think I'm safe.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 7:25 AM on January 15, 2008

MeTa post: This is not the answer you are looking for.
Aside from it possibly being irritating, it's probably not a wise idea since people may see the checkmark and think "oh, that's been answered to the OP's satisfaction, they probably don't need my input" and skip over it.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 9:07 PM on January 14, 2008

MeTa post: Best Blogs of 2007 That You (Maybe) Aren't Readin
Hurr hurr hurr, it's some random dude. Let's laugh at him and call him a webelo!

HEY YOU'RE A WEBELO
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 2:14 PM on December 20, 2007

MeTa post: Try it, see what happens
Direct all MAC questions to me, please. If anyone's curious, Rubenesque, Say Yeah, and Melon are all approximately the same color, the new Reflects are eye-safe and will stick with a little glycerine, the glitter eyeliner flakes off, and this pigment-pressing tutorial works brilliantly for broken eyeshadows too. And is anyone else excited about the return of Parrot?
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:41 AM on December 18, 2007

MeTa post: No, it doesn't turn blue in the freezer
I totes saw that episode of Mythbusters!

For the record, in case anyone was curious, I really am a metroid.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:50 AM on November 29, 2007

MeTa post: Ask MetaFilter. It's a Punchline.
*swoon* and BWAH! I think I already say "I dunno, Ask MetaFilter" to my boyfriend on a daily basis.
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 6:55 AM on November 15, 2007

MeTa post: Those meddling kids!
But can we write a better Bergdorf Blondes?

I kinda liked that book...
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 2:46 PM on November 13, 2007

MeTa post: Spelling and grammar guideline?
Sounds like I got here a little too late, but as an FYI, the Television Without Pity forums - and probably some other forums - have similar guidelines in place. It's not elitist, it just makes things easier for everyone to read.

The way I see it, encouraging intelligent discussion in a written medium involves encouraging intelligent writing. Wanting to read something I can actually understand doesn't make me an elitist asshole.

I haven't been a... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by Metroid Baby at 10:12 AM on November 8, 2007