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Looking for a song that is probably not about beef trucks.

I’m looking for a song I heard a few years ago. It was some kind of techno song, and I remember a spoken line that sounded awfully like "My name is Benny the killer fuck beef truck." I have a feeling those aren’t the actual lyrics.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 12:39 PM on July 23, 2008 (3 comments)

I need to pick a hairstyle and run with it.

If keeping sweat and hair out of my face while running is my only consideration, would it be better to cut my hair short, or to let it grow out and wear it in a ponytail?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 8:47 AM on July 9, 2008 (28 comments)

There's something strange in the neighborhood...

The apartment building I'm moving into might be haunted. I know it's not rational to believe in ghosts, but I'm kind of superstitious.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 11:14 AM on June 18, 2008 (52 comments)

Great words... that you actually use

What are some interesting, uncommon "vocabulary" words that you use regularly or semi-regularly?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 1:24 PM on April 22, 2008 (90 comments)

What from the '80s was actually good?

I'm a child of the '80s, and I loved the '80s. However, I didn't develop a sense of good taste until about 1994, and as a result my pop-culture radar is completely jammed with crappy cartoons designed to sell toys, cereal commercials, and Ewoks. Can you recommend totally awesome movies/TV shows/etc. that will satisfy my '80s nostalgia, but are good enough to watch today?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 3:24 PM on April 3, 2008 (73 comments)

I want to be the "great addition to the team" they think they're getting.

Generally speaking, what can I do in the first day/week/month of a new job to make sure I get off on the right foot? Specifically speaking, how can I present myself as a smart interesting capable professional, and not a shy nervous slacker?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 12:04 PM on March 27, 2008 (16 comments)

Total writing noob.

I’ve always wanted to be a writer. Always wanted… but never actually worked towards it, so I have no writing-specific experience or training. I’d like to transition to a career that somehow involves writing, but I’m not sure how I can get my foot in the door.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 4:31 PM on February 29, 2008 (12 comments)

Because Donald's the incoherent cartoon duck, not Daffy.

What the heck is Daffy saying in the last scene of Duck Amuck?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 11:31 AM on February 12, 2008 (4 comments)

A Fatal Attraction to Cuteness

My favorite styles of clothing and accessories tend to be whimsical, cute, and generally suited to children or teenagers... but I’m in my late twenties. I obviously need to outgrow this eventually, but I’m not sure when or how.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 2:07 PM on January 31, 2008 (25 comments)

It's hard out here for a temp.

I’ve been at my current job – as a temp – for over a year. I want and need a more permanent job, but I’m concerned that my temp status might look bad to prospective employers.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 11:22 AM on January 23, 2008 (20 comments)

Waffles beyond breakfast?

I just got a waffle iron. Is there anything I can make with it besides the obvious?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 1:49 PM on January 14, 2008 (22 comments)

I'm about to gag just writing this question!

I have tonsil stones, I’m pretty sure. However, I also have a very strong gag reflex and can’t get them out. Help!
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 1:06 PM on January 3, 2008 (18 comments)

I don't want to make New Year's Resolutions. I want to actually get stuff done!

It’s almost the New Year! There’s a lot I want to accomplish in 2008, but I find New Year’s Resolutions to be kinda lame, plus I always end up forgetting them by February. I’d like some sort of substitute that will get me excited about self-improvement right away and still keep me going strong for months/years to come. Ritual value is nice, but more importantly, it has to work.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 11:17 AM on December 14, 2007 (16 comments)

Gift-worthy history books?

My dad has mentioned that he would like a history book for Christmas. Help me find one that will really knock his socks off!
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 10:06 AM on December 3, 2007 (45 comments)

Does sugar-free violet candy exist?

I'm looking for sugar-free hard candy in unusual flavors - particularly violet or other floral flavors.
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 5:18 PM on November 20, 2007 (7 comments)

How do you know if a found pet is actually lost?

If you see a cat or dog wandering around outside, how can you tell whether it’s lost or just hanging out in its own neighborhood? If you can’t tell, should you act as though it’s lost or just leave it alone?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 10:23 AM on November 9, 2007 (28 comments)

Monsters with high self-esteem?

"Me not ugly, me is beautiful." Do you know what monster might have said this?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 9:36 AM on November 2, 2007 (24 comments)

Help! I'm a stuffaholic.

I’m not materialistic, just far too attached to my worldly possessions. How can I break my addiction to stuff?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Metroid Baby at 4:24 PM on October 25, 2007 (34 comments)